What's wrong with you poni fags? Like seriously, grow the fuck up you obese, autistic, neckbeard manlets. Try exercising for once.
>Implying I don't already go to the gym on a daily basis.
>Implying heavily that I'm not 200 lbs of toneflesh.
Nice try, wrong Anon.
I know you're going to take even the bait responses as proof that you "trolled" /mlp/, but I honestly just don't care anymore.
>Why do you cry?
I know now why you cry.
But it's something that I could never do.
Because the other one keeps telling me not to obstruct the camera on my computer. I don't like being watched.
I guess you could say Applejack is... playing with herself!
Two can play at that game
>"I' want to buy your eternal soul Anon."
"Preposterous, there's no such thing as a soul. As a staunch atheist I do not believe in a soul."
>"Then you won't mind selling me something that you don't even believe exists right? I've already got the contract written up, take a look."
>"One million bits."
"Are you serious, haha! You're gonna pay me, 1 million bits? I can buy a mansion...
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>Anon wrote down all his fetishes in this book
>Lets take a look
>What the fuck is this?! Anon!
It's pretty self explanatory, Twilight. It's tender and loving sex in the missionary position while cradling each other and gazing into each other's eyes before achieving mutual orgasm and cumming inside my waifu for the purpose of procreation before we fall asleep spooning.
You sick fuck, i bet you're into
>"OH GOSH ANON! PLEASE HELP ME, MY BACK IS ITCHING LIKE CRAZY!! AUGH!!"
>place my hand just above her back to brush against her hair
>Have her verbally guide me to the spot on her back that itches
>Just hover my hand over the spot and refuse to scratch it
Post a popular cartoon you hate, and your favorite pony
If some Korean scientist invented ponies and announced you could preorder your bespoke waifu for 164,000 USD and she'd arrive exactly to your specifications would you be a more productive human?
>magic and flying wouldn't be an option although they'd have the vestigial horn/wings
Dashie is a hungry pony.
>Anon, can I tell you something? I kinda... accidentally made Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle kiss. Is that bad...?
When the fuck was this?
Just talked to the artist of this project. It is still alive and underway. He's hoping to have a demo out by Bab's con. I really just wanted to shill for it because it's so fucking beautiful and I feel it's sadly underrated.
The demo for horse game seems to be as close as we've gotten so far. I just really wanted to spread awareness of this because the project is so gorgeous. Raynaron does seem like he may end up being a perfectionist as most people who aim to achieve beauty tend to be. That always leads to very slow progress. I'm really just hoping for a playable demo right now so I can enjoy it.
The story of a rather neurotic mare on her quest to escape crippling debt by doing odd jobs for some not so trustworthy ponies.
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>You spend a few seconds going over the phrase "Good morning Tally!" in your mind before she enters as you clean off your plate in the sink, making sure that you'd have it just right.
>As she crosses the threshold, you smile and motion to the pancakes you'd made, cheerfully greeting her just as you'd prepared.
"Good morning Tally!"
>In response, you get a moan as she stumbles over to the plate offered, before rubbing one of her temples and levitating it over to the small table you'd been eating at previously.
>"Headache... Thanks for breakfast."
>She mumbles, taking the syrup and absolutely drowning her meal in it.
>"Hi anon, are you ready?"
>"Today we are going to read "The history of the musical note D"