>You rouse from your sleep.
>The smell of warm pancakes drifts from the kitchen.
>Who the fuck is in your house?
>You walk out and see a girl, just making herself at home, and she has a dog?
>"Hi there sir, my name is Twilight Sparkle, I'm sure you're wondering what I'm doing in your home."
"Yeah, I am wondering that."
>"I-if you'll just have a seat, I've prepared you some pancakes, a-as a sign of goodwill!"
>You walk over sitting down at the table.
>"I'm sorry in advance if the pancakes aren't very good."
"Quit stalling, you'd better tell me what you're doing here or I'll call the police."
>"R-right, well, you see, I kind of don't have anywhere else to stay.. I figured I'd take a chance, and hope you were in a good mood-"
"I hope you aren't planning on staying."
>"Well, actually I was.. I don't have any money, but, I was thinking, if I do all your cooking and cleaning for you, and help you with whatever else, that maybe possibly you'd let me-"
"So tell me, whats an obviously intelligent girl like you doing out on her ass homeless, humor me."
>"Well, there was kind of this thing with Principal Cinch, and she sort of blackballed me from getting a lot of my scholarships and grants.. My schooling is paid for, but as far as a place to stay.. Well.."
"So, you, a high school nobody, planned to waltz up in here, ask me if I could give you a place to stay? You realize I can cook and clean on my own don't you? Do you realize, the food and utilities cost of letting someone stay with me does not equate to any physical labor you could provide?"
>"B-but if I can't stay here.. I'll either have to be homeless, or get a job as a prostitute in order to pay for somewhere to stay.."
"Not my problem."
>"P-please, I'll do anything you want!"
This is bad.. You don't want this freeloader mooching off you... Should you call the cops and have her removed from the property? Or try to reason it out with her and tell her she can't stay?
>>26005691
Holy shit, nigger, you have a general for this. Keep your EQG stuff contained
>>26005712
Generals are shit at following prompts. If you want your prompt to get a repky, posting it in a general is the worst thing you can do.
>>26005691
I vote for the third option: don't be a tremendous faggot.
>You're in the S.U.V with Flash at night.
"Didn't realize that the great Flash drove trash."
>"Hey watch it, this is my Moms car."
"Yeah and wheres yours?"
>"Uuh, may have accidentally drove it into a ditch, Dad was so pissed.."
"I'm sure he was, didn't you get it as a birthday gift from him?"
>"Don't remind me.. Speaking of reminding, dude, are you ready? For the greatest...
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>>26001920
>You walk in the door.
>A nice warm air contrasts the cold from outside.
>Six nicely dressed ladies are lounging around near the couch.
>You swallow hard feeling nervous.
>You whisper to Flash as you pull at your collared dress shirt.
"Y-you weren't kidding about them being gorgeous."
>"See, I told ya."
"Heh, guess I should go introduce myself huh?"
>"Actually no, don't do that."
"Wait, what?"
>"Take my advice, go over to the table with the punch bowl, get yourself some snacks, and do it slow.. Trust me."
>You sigh as you walk over.
>What kind of hair brained scheme is Flash up to now?
>You grab a plastic plate as you look over the assortment of chips, pretzels, candies, and soda arranged on the table.
>Pop music is giving a subtle upbeat atmosphere to the room.
>Suddenly you hear, voices, now, so clear.
>"Oh yes, he is quite handsome."
>"Back of Rarity, he's totally mine.."
>"As if! I believe I saw him first!"
>Are they arguing, over you?
>"Golly, look at him in his cute little shirt and tie."
>"Gosh he seems nervous over at the punch bowl all by himself."
>Jesus they are talking about you..
>Maybe you should go over and talk to them.
>Suddenly you feel a light tap on your shoulder.
>"H-hi, I couldn't help noticing you all alone over here. Want me to pour you some punch?"
"Uh, sure!"
>You laugh nervously.
>Shes adorable, purple oversized sweater.
>Knee length skirt.
>And.. Enchanting violet eyes..
>You've never seen eyes like these before..
>>26001925
>"Here you go!"
>She hands you the punch cup.
>You attempt to grab it but your hand brushes up against hers.
>You take the cup.
>You smile trying to hide your uneasiness.
>"Thats a cute tie, I really like it."
>Her hand comes over it grabbing it.
>What...
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>>26001934
>Guess you'll take your snackplate and head over to the couch and wait for her to get back..
>You begin to walk over.
>"Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"
>A girl with blonde hair and a southern accent is standing in front of you.
"Thanks.."
>"So, where ya from, never...
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Let's play a game, /mlp/! Now on Easy difficulty!
If you don't know what's happening, catch up here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/tragic/
>>25995820
>>25995820
Easy difficulty from you? Bit early for April Fools.
"Trust no one, especially not yourself" - Inept 2016
sorry, power went out
>It has been a couple of months after the incident.
>The girl has been hospitalized in a mental institution and she's been treated since the suicide attempt.
>Her parents visit her every week to check on their younger daughter and they delude themselves thinking she's getting better.
>But the young girl hates being in this place.
>With the drugs, the constant surveillance of her every...
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oh god it's this all over again
Is this a sequel and are you the same writer?
>>25995452
>On the first days of being hospitalized, when her parents visited for the first time, te girl asked.
>"Where's Rarity?" she asked, the last part of her being still hanging to the love that she once felt for her.
>"She will never come back, we promise." Her parents assured her.
>"I see. Is Applebloom ok?"
>Her parents looked at...
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Two foals set out on an adventure to explore the Naue islands and oceans off the coast of Baltimare. Who knows What strange and interesting places lie beyond the horizon?
Last thread here! http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25972459
Previously on Across the Ocean:
>You take care of the remaining tab at Pan's Primitives and Poultices by sending bits with Dawn's mom
>Dawn and Bodi explore the butt island cave
>Come across a split path, take the path in front of...
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>>25985422It's back!
Let's look at what's at the desk and then leave.
>>25985521
"Weeeell, I wanna look over here first!" You give Bodi a playfully smug look as you trot over to the desk to see what you can find. "Well now," you say in slight surprise. "Hey Bodi, it's a map!!"
"Huhwha?" Bodi asks, leaning his head to one side as he makes his way over to the desk. "Huh..."
You show him the scrap piece of fabric in your hoof that you picked up from the driftwood. It looks like a crude map, and a crude pirate map at that,...
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>>25986004
Bodi is right. We could just copy the map. That's what our paper is for, plus it's easy to remember. It's in the bottom right corner. we now also know what the island looks like.
This takes the fun of mapping and exploring the island ourselves a bit.
Now let's go!
So then, what next? Drawfag needs writefag.
>>25995793
>drawfag actually seeking out a writefag for story structure in his comic
this is like spotting a leprechaun.
are you starting an anon in equestria story?
>>25995793
Nude panic as soon as you notice the spider crawling up your right arm.
>>25995816 That was the plan, it can roll any which way from this, I just want to draw hoars.
Friends Forever #24 (Rarity/Gilda) storytimed here!
>>26011235
Pinkie always considers herself lucky to have such great friends to share the holidays with. Also the months, seasons, and years! After all, how can she gauge how much fun everybody's having if there's no one to compare with? There could be even better ways to enjoy winter that she wouldn't even know! Living life to the fullest is an ongoing adventure, but this is one mare who's up to the challenge!Just as soon...
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission...
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Previous thread: >>25986190
>What is this thread about?
Pretty much this thread is about anon owning a pony as a slave. He can do whatever he wishes, be it white-knight or an abusing master.
If you're going to be writing some green, please tripfag yourself. It will be easier to keep track of your story.
>Don't know what is a tripfag and how to be one?
Check out: http://4changboard.wikia.com/wiki/Tripfags
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>>26000675
get out
>>26000690
Strong as fuck first post, I have a good feeling about this one.
>>26000705
vadkram is in my thread
Snowballing Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam...
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Post your sexiest, non-explicit, EQG and humanized art.
>>25985427
>Retarded face
>>25985427
It's too late, OP. Just give up.
MC Pinkie Pie Edition
Horsefucker Radio starts in 5 minutes. Tune in here:
http://fracturedfrequencies.com/
(Click the Tune In button to the right of the page, underneath RADIO STREAM)
I'll be spinning delightful horse music, awful dubstep and your mixed-bag requests for four hours tonight, starting at 7:00PM and ending at 11:00PM CST. To request a song just post the YOUTUBE or SOUNDCLOUD link in the thread. Requests don't have to be pony related, but for each non-horse requesta musician leaves the fandom to produce generic EDM
First for pinkie.
>>25985086
Hey Woot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgKdyHcZJcs
New Rara thread.
>>25958463
Rara a cute
Emergency Woona thread!
You know, I meant "emergency", everyone might die if this doesn't happen.
>"Don't worry Anon, momma's here!"
>>25909388
I've got a boo boo and I want you to kiss it.
>>25909388
MOMMA'S CUMMING!
>>25909399
No mommy, not with your upstairs lips
It's been about 8 months since this was updated and with season 5 over I think it's about time for another of these to be made.
So lets see whats changed in the past 8 months and where the new season will fit into the rankings now that it's had roughly two weeks to settle.
Just to note. This survey assumes you've at least seen all the episodes, so feel free to make a list if you haven't seen them all and want to see how yours turns out. It just won't be included.
1) Use the episode sorter and post the results as text. I won’t...
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Here's how I'd like responses to look:
1 2x03 Lesson Zero
2 5x18 Crusaders of the Lost Mark
3 2x04 Luna Eclipsed
4 5x12 Amending Fences
5 2x02 The Return of Harmony - Part 2
6 1x23 The Cutie Mark Chronicles
7 4x12 Pinkie Pride
8 2x26 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 2
9 2x25 A Canterlot Wedding - Part 1
10 1x26 The Best Night Ever
11 2x01 The Return of Harmony - Part 1
12 4x18 Maud Pie
13 2x18 A Friend in Deed
14 1x11 Winter Wrap Up
15 4x21 Testing Testing 1, 2, 3
16 1x14 Suited for Success
17 2x23 Ponyville Confidential
18...
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>>25894377
65 4x11 Three's A Crowd
66 4x22 Trade Ya!
67 5x16 Made in Manehattan
68 5x15 Rarity Investigates!
69 5x04 Bloom & Gloom
70 5x07 Make New Friends but Keep Discord
71 5x11 Party Pooped
72 5x09 Slice of Life
73 2x20 It's About Time
74 3x06 Sleepless in Ponyville
75 3x05 Magic Duel
76 3x04 One Bad Apple
77 3x02 The Crystal Empire - Part 2
78 2x07 May the Best Pet Win!
79 4x15 Twilight Time
80 5x05 Tanks for the Memories
81 5x06 Appleoosa's Most Wanted
82...
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Here is what the completed chart will look like once all the data's compiled.
Any suggestions on layout or whatnot would be appreciated if you have them.