What else can you be when the world can only see a shitposter?
>>25995656
Dead?
>>25995656
>nyxfags
>>25995659
>You'll be dead.
Do I even have to say anything /mlp?
On a phone Bump
https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/username/Drew%20Onyx
Wow, you are new. Just got here for the new year.
>"So, this is the legendary 'fourth wall'?"
>"The one that Pinkie Pie is always going on about?"
>...
>"I don't get it..."
Post Fourth Wall Breaks. Images, Greentext, knock yourselves out.
>>25994983
>knock yourselves out.
No thanks. I already did it three times today.
>>25994983
Why is your tail raised
>>25995006
Break a leg!
I need some recommended clop artists to add to my rather large collection. (around 153gb as of now) So, got any recommendations?
>153gb
Yeah, naw, I think you got pretty much all of it.
>>25994282
Did you scrape Derpibooru?
>>25994282
>Only 153gb
What a pleb
Alicorn Twilight
Who needs that?
Nyx
>>25993928
the libro OC does not count
>>25993910
shes slowly growing larger. soon she will be celestias size, which is weird cuz luna hasnt grown at all.
Hey guys.
What if?
>>25993405
one is canon, other is a idw canon, and the other is a libro shit
>>25993405
You stopped sucking ten cocks an hour?
Don't think that's likely to ever happen.
>>25993405
One is show canon.
One is comic "canon".
One is some meh-at-best fan-fic OC.
I hope you are smart enough to figure out which is which and why Nyx will never be.
Would you ice cream a poni?
No one wants to eat nippon poni flesh ice cream?
;_____;7
>>25993318
>horsemeat ice cream
lol simply eric, /b/ro, +1.
>>25993318
No, but I would eat out an ice cream pony.
>"It pains me to inform you that Princess Twilight was kidnapped by a massive Orcish raiding party."
"Well what are we waiting for, we have to save her!"
>"I'm sorry, our troops are not strong enough to combat their superior forces. We're pulling out of this area. I'm afraid you'll have to give up on any chance of seeing Twilight again."
"Which way were they headed?"
>"North, but it's suicide, there are camps everywhere,...
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>>25993275
"Ha! Da puny 'umie tinks 'e can save 'is 'orsie all by hisself, does 'e?"
>>25993715woops, forgot pic
>>25993729
Ork. i'll trade ya the puny poni for a sick pack of fosters grog and a pack of lewd eldar playin cards
Help /mlp/ I am going to my first brony club meeting at the MOA in minnesota, what do I do to not drown the mall with my overflowing spaggetti?
Any suggestions on what to wear or what to do to communicate properly with the other horse fuckers?
>>25993065
Don't wear any clothes. The truly hardcore MLP fan likes his show VANILLA, so if ponies have no clothes neither can you.
Trust me, it's foolproof
>>25993088
oh ... okay ... good idea, anything else? I am new to this whole, people thing.
>>25993065
Yeah. Don't.
>"Don't be silly, Anon!" >"Everypony knows you're gay!"
:D
>>25992803
>Rape
Whose gay now, Twilight? Whose gay now?!
>Sob like a bitch the entire time and make it awkward
>>25992803
Gay like a fox!
Limestone Pie doesn't like being touched. So remember, no boops, no pets, no hugs, no physical contact of any kind.
>>25992446
>Implying she wouldn't want to hoof-wrestle to prove her dominance.
>>25992446
>Doesn't like being touched.
>no physical contact of any kind.
Well, now I HAVE to rape her.
>>25992446
>boop
>You are anon
>Driving home from Norman’s house in the Everfree Forest at 1 in the morning
>Dark as all hell
>Your big Ford 250 on Military Tires roars going down the lonely, dark, two lane road
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z12LfV6i61k
“FORTUNE, FAME! MIRROR VAIN! GONE INSANE!!!.........”
>You’re jamming out with the stereo blaring.
>You’ve...
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>As you near it you lean out the window with your arm out to get a good look at what it is.
>All you could see was a girl carrying a big ass bag, holding her phone and a flashlight…..
>Definitely was a girl ‘cause you saw curves and boobs..
>You’ve seen this too many times…A girl walking down this road….all alone…
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>What if something happened to her?
>Oh shit, that would be scary if you didn’t see her.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcWtsthvZH4
>You finally catch up to her, you see the bright flashlight.
>She actually kinda slightly jogs across the road to your side.
>You slightly turn down the radio
>You pass by her without stopping trying to get a second look at...
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>You can’t see shit with this bright ass light in your face
>”I was fixing to flash you, I’m just walking up to the blue store to meet someone” she says
“Ok, uh, do you need a ride? I can take you there if you want”
>”Yea, sure, Thanks.” She answers
>The next song comes on but you quickly change it…
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRaOunIjci8
>She opens the doors and...
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>Wake up, Anon! It's Hearth's Warming!
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>25992157
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>25992152
"...you're a bit late, Barb. Anyway, have your complementary hug"
>"Anon, are you autistic or something?"
>>25992050
no u
Funny you should ask, autism horse.
>>25992050
Naw. Just bored.
some anon have the rest of this comic?
Also comics thread