Have you brushed your teeth tonight /mlp/?
I call this one bold and brash
Princess Celestia has decreed that, as part of her new royal duties, Twilight will no longer be needing Spike and instead, he will be assigned to help you, the hairless monkey who has suddenly appeared in Equestria, discover what living there is like. Spike is quite upset at first but eventually says he'll do whatever he can to make Twilight happy.
Would you bully or comfort Spike?
They're all whores.
Alright /mlp, say for a moment, your Waifu, took over the entire Equestrian world, she rules it undisputed.
No resistances, no forces of good fighting against her, no.
Shes gone full edgelord, that's right, your Waifu sold her soul to Lucifer and blows up puppy orphanages in her spare time, giving herself entirely to the darkside.
And with that power, she's taken over the world.
Even if it's implausible, like Applejack or someone taking over, just, have an open mind here.
Would you have the heart to stop her? Would you...
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>the good side
>not supporting your waifu's reign of terror
Fuck off, moralfag; I welcome our edgy overlord
Why is this place such a sterile, humourless cesspool?
What is the fourth flavor of pony porn?
What are the first 3 flavors, Horse pussy, No Hooves, and Banthro?
Horsie has a tummy ache! What do?
>"Would you like to take a trip to Equestria?"
Lets get this book finished /mlp/.
We still need a lot more posts so fell free to add.(Just make sure it is involved in the story)
Drop box https://www.dropbox.com/s/5d2j4l4mfcvmup0/Daring%20do%20and%20the%20search%20of%20santa.docx?dl=0
It wasn't just any rough sex though, it was authentic prison sex. Tracy made both Glimmer and Daring her bitches as she ravaged their asses and simultaneously shanked them with her trusty knife. The flowing blood only made her hornier.
as always like in the prison movies, the elfs take daring and glimmer to the nurse, and treat their bleeding
what they didn't know is daring knows how to fake buttbleeding
"thanks anon" mutter to herself, while she knock out the nurses.
she leave starlight with the other nurses so she can recover her ass
What happened to all you cool guys who were making games?
What happened to game design general or something?
What do you think is going
to be the show's endgame?
I laughed but then immediately realized it's true.
>Anon, who is Tom Brady and why do you have so many pictures of him on your computer?
>"Tough game 'gainst dem fin's, eh Anon? BADA BING! J-E-T-S! JETS JETS JETS!"
"Hmm. Oh! This article looks interesting: '7 ways to please your special somepony'! I don't have a special somepony, but I'm sure the information could come in useful. After all, I love to make other ponies happy! Let's see..."
"Oh my! I d-didn't expect the instructions to be so l-lewd! Oh no. I better stop reading this magazine. I would be mortified if somepony saw me winking like this! Phew! Boy it's warm in here..."