Okay, so we know that cutie marks are about what makes a pony special: it's what they're talented at, passionate about, and so on.
From what I've seen in the show, the marks are pretty esoteric, or they're incredibly general, i.e. things that will never go out of style or fade with time.
My question is: where are the ponies whose marks correspond with talents or passions that are no longer popular or needed? Is there a pony with an 8-track player on their ass working a soul-crushing job in middle-management? Is there another pony with a disco...
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OIM AH DUNKAY!!!
Ok, so let's say you finally get to Equestria.
But there's also another Anon there.
There's nothing particularly special about him, except he hates your favorite pony and loves your most hated pony.
What do you think would occur?
Try to work things out with him.
"Hey man, how about you leave me alone, and I'll leave you alone, alright?"
Now, if we both were in love with the same pony, there would be a huge problem.
Goodnight /mlp/. Sweet dreams.
I love you lots and lots.
G'night, OP! I'll just be here entertaining myself.
>"Ah-Anon! Do ya have a washroom? I really gotta go!"
>I'll show you where it is
,but you have to eat these first
Robin is now in Equestria.
>"Is that an..."
>"AN OFFICIAL WONDERBOLT SUIT WITH AERODYNAMIC FEATURES AND SIGNED BY SPITFIRE????"
Rainbow Dash, this is a white t-shirt. Are you blind or just stupid?
>Those times will never come back
The more and more the time goes by, the more I am tempted to go and end it all.
You found the portal to Equestria. However, you must do this in order to path through.
Could be worse, at least you don't have to step on a lego.
Remember when they actually used to save the day together? Now it's just The Twilight Power Hour.
Remember when /mlp/ used fun and exciting? Now it's full of underage and dank memes.
>You're at a fancy restaurant with Rarity.
>And everything has gone just great so far, it's your 4th date with her.
>But Rarity, seems to have concerns.
>"Oh Anonymous, I simply can't take it anymore!"
"I know, I mean, I wasn't going to say anything, but these buttered rolls are awful."
>"Oh darling, it has nothing to do with food, in fact.. Well it really isn't a subject for the table at all."
"Well, now I'm curious.. What is it?"
>"I-its just that, we've gotten along so well, and, you're handsome, and such a gentleman.. I'll be honest you've got everything I've ever dreamed of having in a man."
"Minus, being a prince?"
>"Well to me, you're my only prince."
"A corny line like that only you have the grace to deliver. So, what's on your mind?"
>"Well, you mentioned previous encounters with women in which you'd experienced, *ahem* fornication?"
"Regrettably, but yeah.."
>"Well, it's just that, I've never.. Had those experiences.. Darling, I've not meant to keep silent about it, but I won't any longer! I'm a virgin. I've never had sex with any man.. Whether it be that I'm too busy with work or something else, I simply have not had the time! I hope my lack of experience doesn't.. Sour yours so to speak.."
>I-I'm gonna do it Anon!
>You can't stop me!
Look, we all know you enchanted your flesh to be bulletproof just in case you ever accidentally shot yourself. Stop being an attention horse and go talk to a psychologist.
TWILIGHT YOU BITCH! THAT BULLET IS FOR ME! I spent all year figuring out how to build that goddamn thing and you are going to burn the only bullet I have!
Do you have any idea how impossible it is to find -lead- here?! It's like everything is goddamn childproofed!
Hey Anons, let's have a Saturday night Vocaroo thread.
If you have a microphone, ask for a request. I'm sure the wonderful people of /mlp/ have plenty of things for you to say.