GET THIS, GUYS.
Spike's pen-pals with a NAMBY PAMBY PONY PRINCESS!
>"...So you just pretend to be my husband for an entire week, while my parents are visiting us..."
>"...And they finally leave me alone about marriage."
"Why should I do it?"
>"I'm the princess of friendship, remember?"
>"You can ask me anything..."
>"So? What do you say?"
We need to prove to your parents that we're really married, so how about having intercourse in front of them to ensure they don't see through your plan? Oh, and make Spike watch too
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your...
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>Happy Birthday, Anon!
"Damn, Pinkie Pie, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you''
>Ready for our date? Mr Anon
Who do y'all think is best pony? I think rainbow dash is best pony
what have you done for your waifu?
>Think you can handle Royal Guard training, Anon?
>Falls to the floor and starts touching his leg
"AAAAAAH, IT'S TOO MUCH FOR MEE! I'M USELESS!!! THE KINGDOM IS DONE FOR!!! LET'S JUST LEAVE IT TO 6 UNTRAINED GIRLS!!! AAAAAAH!!!!"
"There, see? Better than the real thing!"
Belive me. I can handle hard things, little xeno horse.
Hey /mlp/, got this big Bookhorse plush for a bargain. R8
Yeah, I bet that was a bargain! It's upside down!
>Why'd you stab me anon?
>It hurts, anon
Because you did this Twilight. You turned me into another you. Now I will be the one taking control.
>Don't tell me you're still a virgin, Anon
Now look at us in 2016
They were right.
Try to deny it, try and deny that you're the reason this fandom went to shit. If only you circlejerked, if only you let it happen.
So, people disagreeing ruined the fandom? This would happen no matter what. This image is a joke saying that love and tolerance is stupid and disagreeing doesn't ruin the fandom.
Why is she so perfect?
Because she is so naive. If you do it right, she would be a nymphomaniac just for you and still have no idea what sex is. She would just think it's just a game between you and her.
>"So, do you like my new friends, daddy?"
>"This is Shim Sham, and the other one is Glim Glam."
>"They've been helping me funpost for a while now."
>"Oh, do you know them?"