Which of the 3 races is the best /mlp/?
Earth, Unicorn, or Pegasus?
All earth has is muh strength
All Pegasus have is their wings and can move clouds but clouds can do that shit on their own
Unicorn is obviously the best since they can teleport and do everything the other races can but better.
They're all filthy disabled Alicorn mutants.
Alicorns, ftw
>>26065426
>Which of the 3 races is the best?
>Unicorn is obviously the best since they can teleport and do everything the other races can but better.
Why the fuck did you ask if you already know the answer?
I was looking for a link to"play" this but the search didn't give results :'((
It's kill, blame Chelis
>>26064897
oh, for god's sake:
It's NOT kill unless LSA makes an official announcement.
>>26064920
Accept it man, it might as well be kill
You can't Trip the Pip. Diamondfags on fucking suicide watch.
>>26063281
Careful OP the mods will ban you for shitposting if you post anything /pol/ related.
>>26063521
>>26063521
Mods, you missed a spot.
>>26063521
Sent! : )
>Time, so much of it has passed.
>So long that I cannot even recall who I was.
>Did I have friends, family, a wife, or children?
>I guess none of that matters when you've been stuck six feet under for God knows how long.
>It sucks being dead, it's always so freaking cold!
>Yet, after all this time, I still wait here, even after every other voice has died off.
>Then...
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>>26062358
>5000 years have passed since the world had last been graced by Alicorn.
>The races have fought amongst themselves and consequently have once again become their own separate tribes.
>It is the coming of age ritual for the young ones of your tribe.
>You are to venture up the mountain into the abandoned temple to receive your marking from the old one.
>Firstly we...
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>>26062431
Moth pony. Stallion.
I think we've gone too far this time guys.
https://derpiboo.ru/1062553?scope=scpea3721c29391c8be9ba41f780e5bc37767037ffd2
>>26060228
pff
wimp
>>26060228
>fingernails can’t scratch stone walls
Oh fuck my sides, this is the new jet fuel.
>>26060228
I see nothing wrong with that image.
What would you guys do for work if you were a pony in Equestria? I would like to work for Ms Jubilee and use my stallion hoofsies to pick and sort those cherries.
>>26058571
Every time, always the same answer.
Guard. It's the most defined skillset I have, and even a shitty grunt like me is leaps and bounds more competent than the current cadre.
>>26058571
Ponies don't have TV so I couldn't be a video engineer there, but they have movies, so cinematographer.
>>26058571
Possibly unemployed due to the deep depression of being turned into the big stallion instead of the little mare
You let it die ya fags.
GSW finished his story but the other Anon didn't and the thread died. There was anal and femdom and stopping for gas. It was fuckin sick you should a been there. Anyway.
Original Prompt:
>"Hey anon, you're up late"
>>26056006
bump for the big booty bitches.
Any pastebins?
wait what is this now?
Join Dawn, the adventurous filly; Bodi, the ward of a zebra shaman, and Astern, the orphan pirate as they set out on an adventure to explore the Naue islands and oceans off the coast of Baltimare. Who knows What strange and interesting places lie beyond the horizon?
Last thread here! http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25985422
Previously on Across the Ocean:
>Dawn and Bodi explore a weird cave house underneath butt island and find a map possibly leading to treasure
>Exploring the cave further reveals...
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Heartwine says she should be back shortly, and leaves to go fetch some clovers for Astern. Seeing that you have the house to yourself for a short while, you decide to make some daisy sandwiches while you wait.
The three of you enjoy sandwiches and a few glasses of refreshing water together, munching merrily and relaxing after a long day of adventure. It doesn't take long for Astern to get fidgety, and he soon hops down from his seat and starts to trot towards the front door.
"Where're you going, dude?" you ask.
"Gotta pee!"
"Oh......
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>>26054958
Adult me is a bit angry. Child me tells me to turn off the water so that we don't get in trouble when our mom comes back. I learned that you shouldn't waste it even as a child.
I also want to give astern a bubble beard while getting one of my own.
>>26055034
Tell him you just can't waste soap either, but nice work thinking ahead. I bet you need a good bath.
>Thread archived
>>26037921
You were supposed to keep it up!
>>26048164
About the accessories, how about sunglases and a baseball cap worn backwards.
Giving that old radical look.
Alright I did the thing.
color scheme for reference, needs own design
>as you sit there, covers strewn about, Rarity gives you a curious look
>the way her gaze meets yours only tells you she has questions on her mind
>”Would you still love me if I were a pony?” she asks
>you had never really found much to talk about after sex, but the question did get your mind working
>was she asking for a particular reason?
>did she hear about that Equestria world and fears...
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Can't say this isn't a regular prompt thread.
I want to fuck that teenage girl.
>>26047086
i might have a try at writefaging this but i will probably fail
still im going to try.
Last Thread: >>25983664
Castlist: http://pastebin.com/eSW5Hevs
>>25985887
"Fine. Five minutes. Then you and me are going to frolic in the park."
>In response, Tally let out a short huff, and a
>"Fine."
>Before retreating completely under her blanket to enjoy the cave of warmth she's created.
>Happily, when you leave the apartment, you...
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>>26042861
We should do something to cheer her up.
Sharp knows Tally better than we do, what would do that?
>>26042861
Smalltalk. She's depressed, and she said she wasn't ready to talk about the more weighty job stuff yet.
>>26042861
Oh Tally, you'd better buck up or I'm going to start embarrassing myself in public to make you laugh.
And no one wants that.
>What's this: a CYOA style adventure set in the town of Trottingham, where the MC and her friends solve mysteries and fight enemies to keep the town safe.
Previous thread: >>25613430
Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/trottingham/
Characters: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JHwa-BYBrfOmFGWgb2alH4W4ONW97PA4FUfFi95oT6c
>The town of Trottingham, far from mainland Equestria, is suffering a series of disconcerting events.
>An...
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"...and then I told him, 'Sweet, that's not the cart yoke, that's a mare's butt!"
>The crowd around you erupts in laughter, a good thirty ponies and griffons huddled next to you in the restaurant. You've been telling tales of your heroic acts and random nonsense that nobody would be interested in, all in equal parts. And it seems like everyone is having a great time, which makes you feel great in return.
>"Wow, we've been here for quite a while!" Angler Seas suddenly comments, her muzzle lining up towards the direction of the wall clock.
"Oh, geez!" True, you've been fooling around with your admirers for a good couple of hours; not that you don't like it, but the time draws near when you'll go on a date with Sweet. The thought of what's to come this evening makes a weird flutter of nervousness settle in your tummy. "I'm sorry guys, I'm having a high horse of a time, but I'm afraid I have other appointments today..."
>"Right, I think we've all had our share, haven't we?" Another mare, the unicorn who organized this whole thing, speaks from behind you. A round of cheers startles you next. "It's been great, Grape, in the name of everypony here, thank you for stepping up to save our town when all of us simply run for cover and wait for an inevitable savior."
>[OBJECTIVE COMPLETE: Meet your fanclub]
"And I'll be glad to be that savior, every time... huh?" Suddenly, you and the other ponies and griffons around start shaking. Heck, the entire floor is shaking! "What now!?" Your body moves instinctively, expecting anything to crash your party, and just in cue, something smashes through the wall, sending everyone away in a frenzy.
(1/2)
>>26040201
>A large number of tendrils extend from the creature's bulk; on closer inspection, you notice they seem to be cream colored bandages, holding a great number of syringes, scissors and other pieces of medical equipment. The bulk of the bandages itself seems to take on the form of a skull, but you cannot see a power core anywhere. The floor is quickly being cleared, a number of ponies taking shelter immediately behind you.
"Uh, guys..."
>"Grape,...
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>>26040219
We should still have our laser gun so use all of our shots. We can ask our unicorn fans to recharge us afterwards.
Somewhere, in forsaken waters, dwells the Winded Archipelago
Apparently cut from the rest of the world since ancient time by the power of Abyss, Gem Stone, who came to explore it with her father and a sailor, is now trapped here after a strange accident
After reuniting with her father, and meeting Alga, Pearl and several other natives, they try to find a wait back to Equestria
They also meet Spume, leader of a resistance movement aiming at bring the tyrants down
And with their help, they attack the Rostrum and to end the tyranny of the Wind Lords
The attack is a success, and the last Wind Lord is successfully captured
But not everything went well
Abyss, a dark spirit of the depth, aimed at killing the Wind Lords to get freedom from him prison
And when that goal escaped his grasp he decided to use his eldritch magic to merge his spirit with the one of Gem Stone
The result was the two of them becoming a strange hybrid
Everyone is confused and scared by the situation, especially Gem herself despite her now considerable power
At least the barrier separating the islands from the rest of the word was easily taken down
But now, Gem has to find a suitable ending for both the pony and the spirit inside her, and not let her darker emotions get the best of her
Right now, it is night, and tomorrow the trial of the former rulers of the land will take place
But as Gem can’t sleep, she decides to take the offer of Varesolace, a dragon who’s been trapped in a mountain since ancient times
Now that he’s free, his lost treasure calls on him, and with Gem he’s off to scavenge what might remain of his former hoard
Previously: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/archipelago
>The perspective of leaving this boring bed sounds very enticing to your ears
“No need to wake the others, then, I’m just going to come to your island”
>”As you wish, I’m expecting you soon”
>Your eyes shoot open, and you begin to sneak you way to the dragon
>Everyone seem very tired, so you easily slip out of your bed and room unnoticed
>Yet, you still leave your friends a little note saying where you’re going in case you don’t make it before dawn
>And then you finally completely dive into the ocean for the first time since your transformation
>Ah… your element… it fells so right, so true and so much more comfortable than the land and air you were forced in for so long
>Here, you’re a bird, an aircraft, a living force of nature, faster and stronger than any predator
>You feel nearly all powerful here, and it’s very excited that you set your course before surging forward
>This is amazing
>As you zoom thought he depth, you lose you your pony shape almost completely, becoming a comet gliding though the current
>Forget about the boat, this is how the likes of you deserve to travel
>The water in front of you opening up to vacuum your body forward brings you really close to topping the speed of sound
>The feelings are intoxicating, and despite the impossible rush of water around you, you can still see and sense everything around you
>You feel like you’re going to like that travel to the mainland
>It takes mere minutes for you to reach the volcanic island
>And once you’ve slowed down, you notice that the top of the volcano is spitting a lot more ashes that usual
>The tremors in the earth have only been increasing as you approached
>And suddenly, the mountain seems to burst in front of your eyes
>First a few bright red cracks can be seen in the rocks, showing whole slabs of stone collapsing inside the crater
>And then with a stunning rumble, sprays of lava start to erupt from the depth of the earth
>>26039144
>It doesn’t have time to spill out of the crater than something a lot bigger comes out
>Varesolace emerges from his prison, sending out the biggest burst of lava yet as he swirls into the air to get the shining red liquid off his body
>Now that you can get a look on his whole body, you see his frame is sickly thin and every single bone of his body can be seen under his green hide
>But with his...
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>>26039150
We shouldn't interfere with dragon politics, but we could try to lure out of the cave so there won't be any collateral damage.
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>>25895516
Pineapple Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/meme/
“So what, just basically shoot good and listen to you and I’ll be fine?”
>”Yeah, pretty much I guess. There shouldn’t be many guards actually inside the building, but obviously keep a sharp eye out either way. Good thing you’ve got bat vision right?”
“Yeah… it’s great. I love everything being too bright”
"Well you wont have to worry, should be pretty dim in the mansion"
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>>25996704
yeah, the radios have been tested before right? What frequency are we going to be talking in?
>>25996704
"I'm trying to think of something really stupid so I can piss you off, but nothing's coming to mind. Give me a bit."
Discord, Sombra, and The Non Canon Clop Edition
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>>25655826
Twisted Desires Pastebin
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/shurgbZ9
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/WSp0Cpxv
Part 3: http://pastebin.com/ZTwyKsMN
Knifey said he wasn't feeling too good, but he might return to us one day. Check his story out here
http://pastebin.com/BAKYHgJ8
And Minty, his story can be found here
http://pastebin.com/u/mintyanon
Like always if you want to write something go ahead
If not sit back and...
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>>25906933
>Sombra stares at you again
>"Why do I even bother...?" He says before holding up his right hoof "I was able to rebuild most of my right legs."
>Wow, it's impressive that he's able to get so far
>"I was going to try and do the left ones today after getting a good nights rest, but my sister and her lover ruined that."
>You...
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>>25906933
>Queen Umbra thread is just over a year old
Happy birthday, I guess.
>>25906968
>Exiting Sombra's room Eris is patiently waiting for you
>"So when's your brother supposed to be back?" Eris asks "I kind of want to see if he looks anything like you."
>You look at her before shaking your head
"Not anytime soon."
>Eris pouts and you both head down the stairs
>As you head down the stairs Eris begins to...
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