In previous threads anons tried to fight autism with autism and wanted to create Celestia's counterpart of Nyx. Her name was Hemera and she was supposed to be the cool/carefree/mischievous part of Celestia.
But they all were faggots and never got anything done so the thread died.
A shitty writefag was left with a beginning of a story that had almost no Hemera in it.
Not wanting for his autism to be wasted he will now dump what he wrote and see if anyone wants to continue this.
>>26095819
>It’s a beautiful morning in Canterlot
>The Royal palace glimmers in the sun
>The Princess of the night finished her duty and is soundly asleep in her quarters resting after a long night, protected by her watchful guards
>The room is dark with windows covered in thick curtains
>The princess lays under her warm blanket snoring quietly
>The...
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>>26095827
“A-A-And then I heard this loud BANG and there was smoke everywhere and I kind of panicked…”
>Celestia smirks a little while looking at the remains of the west tower where Luna’s bedroom used to be.
“This is no laughing matter Tia!”
>” I’m sorry Luna” Celestia says regaining her composure, before looking at you “Captain how is the search going?”
“We are still looking but the Castle is big, it will take some time before...
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>>26095834
>You wonder while dangling upside down from a rope holding the chandelier, how many times today will you have to remind yourself that you are an elite guard before you start believing it again.
“Now can you tell me how old I am?” she asks sitting comfortably in Celestia’s throne.
>” Excuse me?”
“I mean how old is Celestia?”
>“A few millennia I think, give or take”
>Her...
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Upcoming Them's Fightin Herds stream
We’d like to invite you all to join us on ou second work stream, which will be happening this Saturday, January 16, at 3PM Pacific Time, as always in our Twitch channel, with the recorded archive going up to youtube by monday evening, for those that regrettably can’t attend.
See you then!
Edit: Woops. Placeholder newsletter. I KNEW I was forgetting to change something.
http://www.mane6.com/?p=1125
>>26095794
>New year
>Still mad about TFH
>Stream work #2
Isn't this their 3rd or 4th stream?
>>26096246
I think this is the second since they got funded
Previous thread:
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°Artis tumblr: ( http://marble-pie.tumblr.com/ )
°Google Drive: ( https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6zbXIjz5T6vZFNoSlU1RzI5RHM&usp=sharing )
this is the only true thread, all the others are fake
>>26094436
Previous thread: >>26079584
You should go to bed anon.
You can try to make the next thread.
:^)
This shit is just sad
report and sage.
Mods willeventuallydelete it
>"Sorry Anon, I hope you do not mind if I turned up the thermostat up? Your home is a bit cold."
>>26093600
But Twilight, only fags still use fahrenheit
That's too high twipie. turn down the thermostat down.
>>26093607
You mean the only countries in the world that matter? :^)
A tale of friendship, the open road, and a thirst for adventure. Let us go down the rabbit hole.
>>26089797
Is this something established or brand-new?
Because if brand-new, then pic related, let us dive in!
>>26089797
>Down the rabbit hole
GC pls.
>>26089797
First for Not All Who Wander Are Lost.Onward with the quest!
>"What do you mean you only slept with me for my body?"
It's called a "pity fuck"
>>26088740
What are you retarded? I mean I only fucked you because I like you body.
>>26088764
>"I only fucked you because I like you"
>She misunderstands you and freaks out
>The first words out of your mouth are "What, are you retarded?"
Good going, Anon. Good going.
>What is this?
Butt Quest
>Why is this a thing?
Butt Quest
>Are you going to-
BUTT. QUEST.
>faggot.buttquest
Previous Thread: >>25941092
==
>…
>Squall Volley!
>Now the Linkshark can follow up!
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>>26080948
>Currently it’slate afternoono’clock
>It’s almost dinnertime
>You have a few options for today’s schedule
>You can go visit Shelly.
>According to what she was saying, she is probably exploring the shopping strip with her armed escort
>Maybe even shopping
>You can hang out with...
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Lets go meet up with Shelly, anything we can learn about the guards will help our Luna mission.
>>26080958
Shelly time mother fucker
Which one of them resembles that girl that broke your heart the most?
what heart?
>>26080693
normalfag pls go
>>26081442
inb4 "edgy"
Bitches ain't shit, Anon.
Chavtavia thread
>>26079121
Fokin 'ell m8, I don't even care desu. 'Ave yerself a noice cup 'o tea and piss off
>>26079121
>>26079471
How tall are ponies?
Why is she so perfect?
Cause she bea.
>>26079065
What bea mean
>>26079029
>equestria girls
I threw up a bit in my mouth
ITT: Reality Check ragequits and not a single fuck is given, berserkers, The Art of War (and how it doesnt apply to your fanfic), the only interesting HiE is Hydroelectric dams in Equestria, noone can write Spike, Pony Creator still exists, Voiceguy gets cuck'd but he's more distraught over having to read Bleedinfics, talking your parents into reading horsewords, little birds are made when a Ford Falcon gets fucked by a Toyota Tercel, halfswording, self inserts that dent being self inserts, some poor bastard started reading Blooming Moon Chronicles, no one knows what...
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8/10 work
I fucking give up. There is literally no point in continuing to write in fimfiction. I can't seem to make any headway with my stories(I'm on my seventh fiction, and I only have 30 followers, which your supposed to have at least 50-100 by then.)
I just don't know what to do. I feel like nothing is working.
>>26074190
>your supposed to have at least 50-100 by then.
says who?
Welcome to Thread # 29. Saying goodbye edition
Current writefags:
Space Horse - Catch up either here
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/space/21361304#navbar or here
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1e33FA7Hex9xcGLr7dYz2iOw9cLYsAOkYsj_c90LPyTg/edit?usp=sharing
Space Horse's Resource Folder (Character sheet and background stuff.) - https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B4eSgXABJTrfb1lMQ0Y1NzAzQzQ&usp=sharing
Space Bug (On hold): Catch up either here
http://pastebin.com/u/SpaceBug Or here
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/vex/23470557#navbar
Space...
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Last time we said goodbye to Space Vex, started to plan a skiing vacation and hatched a plan to remove the bounty on our heads.
“Just secure gems for us in the future. Obviously we’ll pay for them or work for them.”
>”I can manage that. I’ll call you back in a little bit Flicker, good luck.” She hangs up.
>True grins and punches you in the shoulder, “This is gonna be fuckin’ awesome cap’n! You think we’ll deal with Ember first or go on that vacation?”
>“Wait,...
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>>26073435
“Take us to Harmony, we need a decent dentist.”
>”I’ll get us there.” Star ushers you out of your seat and takes your place.
“I’ll look around for ski resorts then.”
>”Don’t forget the bar cap’n!” True calls as you and Fizzy head down to the living quarters.
>Rivet is down there, lying on the couch with a datapad resting on his chest.
>”Hey boss, next time you’re flying try not to smack everything in the system? You nearly fucked up the starboard engines.”
“Sorry about that, things were a little tight back there.”
>He snickers, “That’s what she said.”
>Fizzy sighs and grabs a magazine from the table, swatting Rivet’s muzzle with it.
>”Oww. Boss! Fizzy hit me!”
>>26073445
Well did you deserve it?
Let's get hypothetical.
You're a writer whose been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: No takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you've come to the right...
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>>26072057
Tips and Links
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup: http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever's Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing:...
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How do I into subtext?
>>26072076
Now this really depends on what you're trying to subtext. Or are you more trying to figure out another authors subtext?
Look at these nerds.
Would you ?
>No dicks
Dropped
They look like a fun bunch
>Equestria Girls
Nope
A continuation of >>25982890
Last time when we left our heroes, Saitama released an ancient evil, but he killed it so it was okay. He was denied any credit for beating it, but at least he has tv again to numb the pain. How will our heroes adjust to a world that only pops out a super villain every few months instead of every few hours? Will Saitama die of boredom? Will Twilight die trying to teach him friendship? Stay tuned to find out!
>>26067098
Punch bump
>>26067098
>not posting the pastebin
http://pastebin.com/Yj23eN0r
>>26067098
Ah yes, the replacement for the Undertale meme.