"Good morning Anon! Guess whats for breakfast!?"
>"Hey Anon! I was just reading through some books on Earth history, and I came across this fascinating character! Tell me, what do you know about David Bowie?"
>"Why are you crying?"
Because you remind me of the babe
>mfw i have been watching a cartoon about friendship for 5 years although i don't even have friends
You have me anon.
>"What is this "normies" thing you keep referring to? Why do you keep making this 'ree' sound?"
"Shutup roastie, what would you know of the male struggle? You've never had to deal with being alone!"
>"Oh how ridiculous, my JOB demands my full attention, I have no time for boyfriends or any other sort of romantic pursuits."
"But you could get them if you tried, all you have to do is spread your legs!"
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>implying I would let that 2d slut touch me when I can go home to my superior 1d waifu
>implying I can't hold a grudge for a lifetime by systematically killing my own emotions
>believeving I won't create an endless loop of lies to spin the blame on everyone else to protect my frail ego
I think twilight looks much better with indigo eyes
Nope. Amethyst orbs are da best
Regardless of eye colour, she looks better when she's smiling.
Besides, autists have an aversion to making eye-contact.
Pony, pone, poni, pon or horse?
swole, /fit/ realistic horse Celestia is surprisingly hot
IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH PINKIE PIEEEE
IT'S TIME TO PARTAY
because they're not trying to encourage bestiality
Who is the lewdest pony in the show?
>"Give me back my wings, Anon!"
I know I'm behind, but holy fucking shit.
The thread formerly known as Twi vs. Anons parents.
Old horse >>25921314 is at 500 posts, so here we go again!
Claiming this thread for Twiggy Piggy.
Bump. It's 1:37am so I'm unlikely to get anywhere but I'll see if I can even get passed 4000 characters. Sick of freeloading on green.
Why is there nothing on here of Anon fencing with X pone?
Blueblood is royalty, he probably knows how.
Show me content of best combat skill.
Magic, man. Turns it into a far more mental exercise, which only makes it better.
she needs a story before she can sleep, /mlp/
Have you brushed your teeth tonight /mlp/?
Would you a pink giraffe