>"Anonymous, I need you to stop replacing my bookmarks with photos of your penis."
Celestia is still a qt 3.14
Would she act like a little girl when no one's around? Playing with dolls, sweet talking and tea parties? If so, why would she do that?
Be honest, would you pretend this was Dashie?
>Hey, Anon! Whatcha doin'?
Can we get some "good" example of pony cosplay?
>"Let's do genetic science, Anon!"
writefag be back!
i like it
How will she contend with living forever, and watching everyone else die around her?
Will she make peace with it the same way that the sisters appear to have?
Easy. She goes insane with the idea of making everyone else around her immortal as well.
What do the ponies do when they're not in an episode?
"Aaaaaand cut. That's a wrap girls!"
>"F-Fucking finally! If I have to be near another fucking animal for another Celestia damned minute I'm going to kill myself!"
"Fluttershy they're not that ba-"
>"Not that bad? NOT THAT BAD!? I have shit in my mane and in my tail, and I know that one of those little angel bunnies pissed in my salad, I don't know which one it was but I am so getting it...
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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>"I wanna fuck a dog in the ass!"
>"Then do it!"
>"Never give up on your dreams!"
Okay, first of all, you have no dick, Rainbow.
Second, that's fucking disgusting. Dogs aren't the least big sexually appealing, nor do they have any real intelligence, and they're smaller than us, so it really would be taking advantage of them.
Third, does Applejack know about this? Because she'll probably want you to stay the fuck away from her dog and her ranch after knowing about this.
>"You failed all your classes? You're such an idiot! You're going to make me look like a bad parent!"
Oh fuck you mum. all you ever do with me is fucking exercise and train, Im sorry im not a fast-flyer. god whens daddy back? he actually cares about me, all you care about is winning.
"Anon what are you doing?"
Hello everyone. I am Sunset Shimmer. Today, I will be teaching you how to press the keys on a piano.