>"If you don't stop reminding me that solar roadways weren't the future, I'm gonna break your legs. I freakin' mean it this time."
Face it, RD:
they are not real ...whatever they are.
Spike is going to be a big guy
>'Oh Anon? A little birdie told me that you'd asked Rarity to help find you a mare. I propose you let me play matchmaker with you instead! I could find you a mare to have fun with instead of some boring old *bleh* marriage'
>'So what do you say Anon?'
What's for breakfast /mlp/?
A good amount of nothing yet.
>tfw on a diet
We've been on the ride for a few years now and lots of autistic shit has happened along the way.
My question to faggots is have you changed as a person since you got on the ride and, if so, was it because of the ride?
Personally when I joined I was like all those other faggots who thought bronies were the special new thing, challenging society and that shit. Then I came to /mlp/ and slowly grew to despise the rest of this shitty fandom.
I'm a lot more confident in myself now than I ever was and I like to think being on the ride helped in that,...
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MLP didn't change me much imo. Well, it made me more cynical, but I was already a cynic to start with. I also sometimes think I've been getting more callous and cruel over the years, but when I happen to stumble upon posts I made on /mlp/ back when I was new to the ride, that thought gets quickly rebuffed.
Why is "not canon" considered a legitimate criticism around here? No, this not a defense of the EqG movies and the idw comics, it's just that "not canon" is usually the first thing someone says about why they're bad. Whether or not you consider them canon is a whole other discussion, all I'm asking is why something not being canon somehow hinders your enjoyment of it?
I guess it's not /mlp/ without someone completely missing the point
>'Anon I don't know what kind of erm, 'different' cultural habits you had back on earth, but you can't do that here in Equestria!'
Just got back from a 3 week vacation /mlp/. What did I miss?
SiE is up again.
A drawfag is working on a comic
/tv/ came and shatpost.
/v/ came and wasn't rude.
There was a mild bit of interaction between some SU fags that didn't end in bans.
A reminiscence thread is up and going.
A new general revolving around love horse is running.
4chan keeps telling me to go outside via captchas
These are all I can think of right now.
So OP, why were you b&?
MLP in space.
Lemon Zest is dancing to her rock music paying little attention to her surroundings. Her erratic hip movements combined with her short skirt are causing her underwear to be revealed. At least they would be if she had underwear.
You are the only person who has seen her, but the bell will soon ring and flood the halls with students. If she keeps dancing like that, the entire school willl see her vagina and the menstrual pad peeking out of it.
I've been waitin'
To fly with those great ponies
The Wonderbolts, their daring tricks
Spinning round and having kicks
Perform for crowds of thousands
They'll shower us with diamonds
The Wonderbolts will see me right here at the Gala!
Do you believe in maaagic. In a young girls heart. How the music can free her whenever it stars.
AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
I might be a rockstar, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but baywatch is fuckin sick
I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum
I might have gone to uni but at least I know I'm dumb
I MIGHT BE A CUNT. BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT A -FUCKING- CUNT!
How many of you faggots like ponies compared to EQG.
Is this supposed to be a show vs movies poll, because I know some of the movies are better than a couple episodes, but comparing the two and thinking you can only like one or the other is retarded.
>"Wow Big Mac! Your ballsack sure is bigger from the inside!"
Little did big mac know cock vore doesn't work as it does in his porn.
"Woah *pomf* what are we doing to do in the ballsack Big Mac?"
"Hey, is that Applejack? Hey Applejack!
"Can we see my friends now? I'm sure they'd love to join too"
"Scootaloo?! Sweetie Belle?!"
"CUTIE MARK CRUSADER TESTICLE DWELLERS"
then big mac casterates himself to rid himself of the torture.
How is it possible for them to successfully create waifu after waifu?
There's a secret AI program that gathers, analyzes, and creates waifus. Every time it synthesizes a waifu, it gathers data about the general perception and reaction from the audience towards the waifu. This is a recursive process in which by the AI gets smarter, better, and more crafty with its waifu creation, with the goal being to, one day, create the ultimate set of waifus to make all previous waifus obsolete. You've been warned. Hold on to her, Anon. Hold on to you your waifu, and never let her go,...
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"You love me? Hmm that's nice I guess."
no rarara, i love MI. they are much better than state. now give me that paper.