>As the girls huddle together to decide on the next song to practice, Rarity approaches
>With very little distance between you two, she frowns and whispers:
>"If you talk to her again, I will revoke your right to watch us practice. First and last warning, Anonymous. Distractions will not be tolerated, regardless of... your... "friendship"."
>>26174728
Oh, this prompt again
>>26174728
>I'll revoke your right
Rarity confirmed democrat
>>26174728
Go fuck yourself, I'm not here for you, you vapid bitch. I'm here for Sunny Bunny.
>"PRIMO VICTORIA!"
Keep it down moon horse.
>Joakim in horseland green when?
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>you are Twilight Sparkle, and you are under a big pressure, the Crystal Empire is under attack, the Yaks have declared war to Equestria
>It would not have been a big deal, but they created a special armor that is invulnerable tp magic, that really puts Equestria in disadvantage
>the Yaks know how to fight, and the ponies don't
>so...
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so...i got a sugar star....
so much better than i thought it would be
the thing damn near milks me...
>>26173670
>tfw living in beaner country and despite having the cash can't get one
>>26173697
pic somewhat related...i got the "party pink" color
>>26173670
I'd love to get one, but im usually too damn thick for toys like that. End up having to lube up so much to get into it you barely feel it.
Is Sugar Star that way?
>Equestria is a paradise for men.
>While filled with mares, one might think matriarchy rules, especially with the princesses being the rulers and all.
>But it's the opposite.
>Due to the extremely low fertility rate of mares it has become socially acceptable to whip out your cock and have mares suck you off on the street in the same way one might shake your hand as sort of a friendly greeting.
>In fact the few mares who don't suck cock are outcasts and are treated like freaks.
>Most mares consider it an honor when a male presents her with cock and are eager to please it.
>Males too have a low birthrate, only one out of every 50 ponies are male.
>It's not uncommon to see as many as twenty mares worshiping the cock of a single stallion.
>Human cocks too are seen as a wild exotic pleasure.
>Mares are chomping at the bit to be filled with this new type of cock.
>You've walked down the street naked and been asked by random mares if they could suck your dick.
>You'll be trying to talk to a mare, you'll get bored by what shes saying, so in the middle of your conversation you'll just stick your dick in her mouth and she'll suck it.
>This sexual promiscuity is so rampant the ponies don't even think these behaviors are weird.
>Right now, you're walking up to a receptionist.
"Hello there, excuse me."
>"Hi, welcome, how can I help you?"
>You pull down your pants,
"You can start by sucking my dick."
>"Alright, sure thing!"
>She walks out from behind the counter.
>"How do you like it? Tongue swirl around the tip? Sucking on those delicious looking balls? Or maybe you just want me to start throating you and see where it goes from there?"
>See, it's just too easy.
>Even a complete loser of a male could walk in here, and with no effort have himself his own harem of ponies without even knowing them.
>You don't know this receptionist mare..
>But she's already got her lips around your cock.
>Other ponies walking by as if nothing weird at all is happening..
>>26173045
I had a dream about a day, Estrus Day, in which every mare goes into extreme rapeicidal heat, and most males stay indoors to prevent themselves from being overtaken by roving packs of hornball mares outside.
But then Anon runs out of milk, and he can't enjoy his fresh batch of chocolate chip cookies without milk. So he makes the mistake of going to the store on Estrus Day.
>>26173045
Looking forward to it.
>>26173045
Another world where a fucking loser gets pleasure from women at little to no effort. Great. Just shows how desperate people are with getting the love they wanted but never had.
>Hoofsies!
>>26170643
Why the fuck does she have black awnings above her eyes?
>>26170643
[RAZZLE DAZZLE]
>>26170643unf
>Hey Anon, let's talk aboutParallel Universes!
>>26170318
There's one where you're a talking slug living inside a village called "Buttville"
>>26170318
In another universe you are a reclused aspie that makes Fluttershy look like a social butterfly.
Dont
you
dare
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/coltquest/
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>Emerald manages to cast some spells.
>Emerald and Ruby make it to the grocery store and purchase some food for dinner.
>Ruby asks about Emerald's past, and Emerald obliges.
>Emerald starts on the day he ran away.
>He talks about his tutor, and how he went outside.
>Emerald speaks about meeting up with a "friend"...
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>>26169872
I don't think it's as much haters as it is Salt-babies.
Golly I needed a break from my usual threads. Thanks CQguy
>>26169872
Emerald decides that enough is enough. He has to get out of here.
Emerald starts to walk towards his chimney, and looks up it again. Like before he can't see the outside from here, but he is sure he could shimmy his way up it.
Emerald goes to his toy chest and grabs his mother's pendant. If he is climbing the fireplace there is no way he is going to carry very much, but there is no way he is leaving the only memory of his mother behind.
Emerald starts to climb the inside of the...
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God has offered to make a deal with you. He will create intelligent multicolor ponies like the ones on the show, but in order for this to happen, this creature will come into existence with a permanent global distribution. One cannot happen without the other.
Is it worth it?
>>26169001
>Bring ponies into the world
>Another equality and diversity shitfest for SJWs to latch onto
>World crushed even more under the weight of another intelligent race
>Now we get to live with flying spiders
Go fuck yourself, God. This is a worse deal than what you stuck Satan with.
Fuck yes.
You never said they were aggressive toward humans.
>>26169001
Implying spiders are not already bent on total destruction. Adding wings will only make my bug zapper more useful. Definitely the pones
Memes aside, how do you feel about Starlight Glimmer?
Also, post rare Glimglam.
I personally feel like she's the most complete villain in the show.
>NMM is "muh sleeping pones"
>Discord is "muh chaos"
>Chrysalis is "muh tummy"
>Sombra is gay
>Tirek wants to control the world
>Sunshit
Really, though. Starlight is just a regular mare. She had an early exposure to how inequality can hurt ponies in the lower class and...
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>>26168320
An okay horse even if she has a pretty horrendous backstory
>>26168355
>horrendous back story
When will this meme die?
let's have one
>>26168301
Only if it doesn't end in everybody wanting to bone her.
I'd bloom her apple
>>26168312
Would you help her?
What's in it for me
>>26168297
Yes, to the best of my ability, and anybody that says different is lying.
>>26168297
Stop with this autism.
Worst villan ever turns up in Equestria, what happens
>>26166921
Don't make fun of Starscream. At lest he had the balls to folow his dreams... At lest until he fucked it up... A lot
Fuck up like every time, even when he finally got what he wanted, he was killed
>>26166955
Starscream sucks. Soundwave superior
>"O-oh hey Anon. U-um what brings you here? Have you been working out? You look great. In a friend way of course!"
>>26165317
I ordered a dozen cupcakes and i came to pick it up
>>26165317
Th-thanks, Dash
>>26165317
Thanks Dash! I want to fuck your horse vulva while stroking your mane and cream heavily inside you, then repeat it until you get pregnant and have a bunch of satyr children, then I'd fuck them too.
In a friend way of course.
What's headcanon that starts a lot of arguments?
>>26164207
Nyx is canon
Rainbow Dash is a lesbian
Applejack is Apple Bloom's mom
>>26164215
This is a thread for things that aren't canon.
what no derpy thread, let's post our muffin pony
>>26164095
Get the fuck out faggot
>>26164095
Fuck you bitch