>"Anoooooon"
>"This fucking baby made me fat"
>"What should I do?"
>>26451539
Silently slip out of existence
>>26451539
Kill yourself.
>>26451539
Every problem has a solution
The smooze edition
>Oh look, another text-based CYOA, what's with this one?
Glad you asked.
Welcome to Super Pony, a CYOA taking place in Maretropolis, a city where the forces of good and evil are at a constant struggle.
You play as Easy Ride, also known as Road Rage, and this is your quest to get back at Boomerang for sending you to prison and subsequently ruining your life.
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>You snap back to reality, stuffing your completed bottle into your saddlebag.
”So, I take it this’ll do this job?”
>“It should. Bottles will never let you down.”
“Right.”
>Your containment device procured, you wait for Voltage to return.
>You don’t wait long, and soon hear a knock at the door.
>Opening it, you find High Voltage smiling.
>You motion towards the table and she falls into step, walking behind you.
>The two of you sit down next to Storm,
“So, good news I hope?”
>”Good news and bad news.”
“Bad news first.”
>”Okay…”
>High Voltage spreads a map out on the table.
>It looks like a huge mess of lines, creating masses of squares that stretch across the entire city.
>”The bad news is that this map is gigantic, without any more evidence, we’d never be able to find him.”
>”I agree. An area this large? We’d never find him.”
“So what’s the good news?”
>She taps her hoof on a circle near the east side of the map.
>You lean over to get a look, and find her hoof on a large circle of water with several sewer lines leading into and out of it.
>”This is the water treatment plant. All the gunk in the sewers flows in there, they treat it, and send the clean water back to the city.”
“But where does the shit go?”
>”Gets dumped into the ocean, I think.”
>>26449974
>Ice speaks up.
>”So, what’s the point?”
>”I bet a really gross trash guy will be hanging out with all the other trash, so maybe we’d just have to find where all the solid trash goes.”
“Crawling through pipes? Disgusting.”
>”Maybe, but I think these sewers that flow east out of the treatment plant go to the ocean.”
“Well, that’s just fantastic. Head to the...
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>>26449988
I'd still like to find info on where those abductions were before we try anything.
>"Ms. Sweet, you got a visitor."
>she turns to see you then looks back at her hand of meds
>"Oh, hello Anon..."
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>>26358538
Working on next update as I speak!
I will try to make it a priority to continue and wrap it up for ya'll.
>>26449885
Why must you disturb the dead Anon? Let it go.
>>26450256
Churro just said he's working on the next update, let him finish his green.
>"Yes, darling, I'm ready to head out. Let us hit the town!"
>"What do you mean, why am I dressed like a man?"
>"Wel... haven't you heard? Masculine fashion is... all the rage right now, darling!"
>>26449723
as a Lesbian I am into this kind of thing.
>>26449723
I think I'd bump that anyday
>>26449723
Fashion is stupid
>"Anon, you lost your virginity to *TWILIGHT*?! Bwah-hah-hah-hah-hah!!! That pony wouldn't know how to handle a cock even if she spent a month reading the Ponysutra first. Why don't we slip into the bedroom and I'll show you what a real mare can do?"
I make it a point not to have sex with anyone who hasn't washed their cunt in several years. So, I'm going to have to pass.
>>26447568
>"That's protective crust Anon, everypony has it."
>>26447556
>Losing your virginity to Twily
>Alicorn
>Massaging her wings while nibbling at her horn
Living the dream
>You are Anonymous
>You sit in your observatory, overlooking the glistening lights of the city of Canterscant below
>Everything has proceeded as you have foreseen
>Equestria is finally yours, after all the months of planning and preparation
>The magic that those two pathetic princesses used in vain was no match against the power of the Dark Side
>You are content. All is well.
>Except for the Rebellion.
>Your lieutenants assure you that it is nothing to be concerned about.
>And yet they still have not located the hidden base of these traitorous scum.
>You scowl at the direction of your thoughts. Surely you cannot truly believe that they are any match for your insurmountable forces?
>Your black cloak billows softly as you stand from your throne.
>Just then, you hear the mechanical beep of the elevator.
>Good. Your apprentice is here.
>The kingdom of Equestria, although mighty, wasn't the greatest of Celestia's former possessions that you acquired when you conquered this place.
>Her faithful student is now yours as well.
>>26447202
>"What is your bidding, my master?"
>Her voice is heavily distorted by the black mask she wears, but you have come to get used to it.
>Her face may have been scarred, but it is still recognizable. She didn't like that.
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>>26447213
>When you and Lord Luminus step out of the oscillating elevator, you are instantly flanked by two red guards and several stormtroopers.
>Though you tower over their four-legged pony bodies, you know that they are essential to ensuring your safety.
>Not even the Dark Side can protect you all the time.
>You and your entourage walk through the brightly lit grey corridor, and several droids cross...
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>>26447222
>Three of the Elements now head the Rebellion, giving commands from an unknown location and causing your empire much misfortune. You have even heard rumors that one of them has been training in the Force to defeat you. This is most unacceptable.
>One of them lives here in Canterscant. She succumbed to your rule, and now along with her three sisters runs the most profitable industrial rock farm in Equestria.
>One, obviously, is walking besides you at this very moment.
>She is strong with the Dark Side, but there is conflict within her, conflict that turns her gaze towards the Light. You cannot allow that.
>She tells you she is loyal. You hope this is true.
>And the last Element, well... she is unaccounted for.
>On the day of the Battle of Canterscant, she alone vanished without a trace. You offered a bounty for her, and her yellow visage is posted on holo-posters from here to Yakyakistan alongside an seven-digit rewards amount, but there is simply no trace of her.
>There are rumors that she lives now in the endless Everfree Forest, but nobody has yet managed to find her.
>When the Empire has her, along with all the other Elements, your master plan will at last come to fruition.
>They eluded you that day, but their time has very nearly run out.
>Just then, a stormtrooper speaks.
>"The sultan and his sister are beyond these doors, your highness. They have been awaiting you."
"I am aware. I will speak with them. Alone."
>The guards and troopers leave at once, for defying your will elicits a punishment most severe.
"You as well, Luminus."
>"As you wish, my lord."
>The cybernetically enhanced voice sends echoes through the metal walls of the corridor, and the mare who was once Twilight Sparkle exits the room.
>You adjust your robes, clasp your hands, and step through the sliding door into the conference room, where Sultan Sand and his sister Silver await you.
Ponycon NYC thread.
how is the first day?
It's terrible cluster fuck.
She is the Countess
Been sitting in the game room. This con is so boring.
Think of your waifu. Got it? Good. Now the think of the last song you listened to.This is the song you'll use to seduce her
How screwed are you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIqVCJWSoeE
Extremely fitting ti have to say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ixfTKGG8A
>https://soundcloud.com/eglavs/nep-rtraukti-nenorimti
Hmm... Not bad.
>>26446499
>Knife Party/Krewella- Fire Hive
God bless my need to come back to shit I used to listen to
>"welcome to /mlp/, how fucked up are you?"
How fucked up am I? I have a crush on a fictional child! Get out of my way, motherfucker, I'm hardcore!
>>26446404
I don't have a plush
I have all equine based penetratable toys from bad dragon.
Along with 8 others based on other animals
You are pone, what do?
>>26445636
Check your surroundings for dropped bits
>>26445636
OH SHIT WAKE UP, THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A ROOM!
WAKE UP PONER, WAKE UP!!!
>>26445636
Wake up and start the day
Describe the feeling you had, when you first started watching the show.
confusion and wonderment, then came joy and more confusion and then more joy.
>>26445428
depressed suicidial before
after happy mad me feel like i ment something
>>26445428
WHY I CAN'T STOP WATCHING IT WHY
*voice in my head*
>HORSE PUSSY
awkward boner.gif
Got anything special planned for hearts and hooves day?
>rape
>>26445044
Sure, me and myright handare going to have a romantic dinner and then she's going to have some good up-and-down on my penis.Then, when she has fallen asleep, I'll probably have a shot at her lefty, ditzy sister.
Going to my special somepony tommorow to meet his parents , However they do not know I used to be a stallion but now a mare
So what is /mlp/ expecting from this?
>>26444920
a movie
>>26444920
Nyx
if you go on the imdb page for it it says 'the plot is unknown' hehe
>"Wake up, Anon! I wanna play Xcom 2!"
>>26444465
>"Oh yeah, he isn't real."
>>26444468
>"Hey Anon, come watch me perform some awesome stunts today!"
>...
>"Oh yeah......heheheh..."
>*sighs*
>>26444468
>>26444475
Why is this episode so polarizing on this board?
I thought it was great.
Tortoises are universally hated by the /mlp/ community, anon. Pones and Turtles don't fucking mix.
>>26441893
I thought it was great too. Make up your own mind on an episode.
>>26441893
I hate it because Dash fucked up all Cloudsale for nothing
I should not br surprised tho, Dash is a cunt since S1