/mlp/, what music you listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQX1yvxjk44
>>26714071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17H9eP_IMTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bd95ffO90U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KSdQyluzcU
because i have shit taste
>"Anon we need to talk. It's been almost 6 years since you've arrived in Equestria and in all that time you've depended on us for your needs."
>"We've fed you."
>"Provided you with clothing."
>"Given you a roof over you head."
>"An allowance."
>"Anyway we think it's about time you started taking care of yourself....
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>>26714055
You broke my neck on my first day here so I wouldn't run away. How am I supposed to work?
>>26714055
Anon was only 6 years old and Equestrians think humans age as quickly as ponies do.
But Twilight, I do have a job. It might not pay anything, but it's a very serious job
>"What is it Twilight?"
>"I believe its called a human Spitfire... but it seems different from the ones I've encountered. Green face, taller stature... I wonder why it wasn't changed into a pony or some other creature..."
>"Well you said earlier that the humans you met were through the mirror gateway. This one seemed to fall straight out of the sky. Damn near didn't catch it either, we both nearly hit the ground. He's just lucky I was training...
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>>26713740
JOHN CENA
>>26713748
>>26713748
>>26713763
Samefag, go shit up some other thread.
Who #hype here?
fake and gay
>>26713730
Literally 2 people, fuck off.
>Be Fem Anon.
>You live in Equestria just performing odd jobs so that way you can get some food pn your plate.
>Your latest request was to babysit Spike for an hour.
>Seems easy.
>You head towards Twilight's Kingdom.
>You found a note on the door.
>It's filled to the brim with instructions.
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>>26713214
Ya have my curiosity.
Please continue.
>>26713214
Continue
>>26713214
>You were going to keep quiet about this... but you decided to have a little fun with the little guy.
"I don't know Spike, you're going to have to do something extraordinary to keep me quiet."
>"PLEASE! I'll do anything!!", he agreed.
>You thought hard about how to embarrass him a little more.
>You then had an idea.
"Alright Spike.... you get...
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I want a weird friend, /mlp/. Why do I always have to be the weird one?
Stop being autistic, be confident, believe in yourself because you're a wonderful and unique person
>>26713099
Shave your neckbeard and you'll be fine
>>26713127
>believe in yourself because you're a wonderful and unique person
everybody who says cringey shit like that has basically zero personality btw
Just received it, and It's perfect.
>>26712775
>tfw still no email asking for money
What is that hoof on you're a plushie?
>>26713071
It's a secret
Have they overtaken Derpy as the most popular/beloved background ponies? If so, why?
>>26712378
Derpy is a mentally retarded pony whose retarded joke was barely funny, Lyra is a mentally capable pony whose joke was mostly stupid but could be done well. Lyra is also better waifu material.
Bon Bon is just riding of Lyra's success.
>>26712378
Because cancerous shipfags. Fuck this fandom.
>>26712378
Most of Derpy inital popularity in season 2 came from being a where's waldo pony.
Ask yourself if she's been hard to spot recently.
>There are threads on /mlp/ right now with below 50 replies.
>>26712216
Hiatus
That's what happens when you make shit threads.
But, then again, even shit threads get over 100 posts.
quads
>>26712222
>"Anon? Whoa, you're tall"
>>26712094
Eh? who are you and where are your parents, you.... talking horse?
>>26712094
>rape
>>26712119
pony is not for rape
Why are non artistic contributers even considered part of the fandom?
Ahem. Why are fans who cannot create still regarded as part of the fandom?
>>26711855
why are people who sit in the stands at basketball games regarded as fans?
>>26711870
No no. I mean it. Why should a fandom who doesn't practice the thing they love still be considered a fanatic of that thing?
We might as well call them cheerleaders. They're just as useless and boot licking.
>>26711894
i dont think you know what a fan is.
What's the best song in the series and why is it the Cloudsdale Anthem?
>>26711394
Three words, OP.
Raw. Fucking. Talent.
>>26711394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa6NlYPzpyk&
>>26711394
That's not how you spell Babs Seed
Have there been any reported instances of bronies using pony toys to lure little girls?
*insert Chris Hansen meme here*
>>26711370
I don't think so
>>26711370
Why?
Are you planning on doing exactly that and don't want to be called a copycat?
Unicorn - +Int, +Cha, -Str
Earth - +Con, +Wis, -Int
Pegasus - +Dex, +Cha, -Con
>>26711168
Pardon the ignorance, but what is Con?
Also
>Earth
>not +Str
>+Wis but -Int
How does this make sense at all?
>>26711189
Agreed. +Str and +Con makes more sense.
>"Anon what is this thing you humans call sixty nine?"
>>26710814
Lay down and close your eyes and open wide
>Shits in her mouth
>Fucks shit filled mouth
>rape
>>26710814
The number after 68-your pussy.
>>26710814
Each partner gives the otherequal amounts oforal.