"Hello, Anon. Normally I would ask how many friends you have made today, but I think we are both well aware of the answer. So, I'm going to rephrase myself; Anon, go out and make some friends."
>>26736593
"No."
>>26736593
>>26736622
But what if you're not hungry for a whole ass and want to save some for later?
hylĂ´ /mlp, I just got my intuos pro and I wanted to get some practice drawing before bedtime. What should I draw?
rules:
no porn >:|
no lewd requests ~_~
no overly complex requests :P
please make sure to add a pose and/or action when making requests
And another thing, iechyd da yn i'r ydych yn awr ac yn am byth <3
post script:pic is my bad attempt at shading this morning
waht?
>>26736157
happy smiling twilight holding a trump sign over her head
>>26736215
THIS, WANT. NOW MY LIFE SHALL BE COMPLETE(ish)
>"Anon, I'm more than thousand years old. Of course I had a lot of coltfriends and even husbands. Why this so frustrates you?"
>>26735267
>why this so frustrates you?
If you're gonna funpost, learn english, Sven
>>26735267
Because it means your vagoo must be loose
>>26735267
I'm not frustrated! Who... who asked you anyway, jerk!
Why is she so perfect?
>>26735055
Her colour scheme isn't fucking depressing like the other girls from her school.
I am monitoring this thread
>>26735055
I still have not watched Equestrian Girls. Not even 5 minutes of it.
>walking down the street
>see this
>what do?
>>26734952
I do everything I can to help her.
>>26734952
Shit on Shitter.
>>26734952
Probably pretend I didn't see her, feel like a piece of shit for a minute and then forget about it.
>"I'm sure you'll be able to pass the Equestrian Citizenship Test with my help, Anonymous, we'll just need to make sure we get in plenty of study sessions!"
>"Now, I've arranged all the materials you'll need before you. The first three textbooks will be the most relevant regarding Equestrian History, but I've also included a bookmark in the first one that lists some supplemental materials that you'll be able to check out from the Castle library if necessary. The other two...
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>>26734781
>"Shall we get started?"
No, I've decided to go for diplomat status instead. You'll find I have all the necessary credentials here in this briefcase. As of 0800 yesterday morning, I have become the official ambassador for Earth and its peoples.
I'm sure you're also aware of what this means for me while I'm on Equestrian soil.
>>26734781
>"Actually I have all the episodes stored on my tablet."
>"Look, you can even see the horrible song at the start of each episode you are in."
>>26734807
>>26734781
>My mane! What happened to my mane!?
>>26734451
IT'S JUST A PRANK MARE
>>26734451
Trixie, why are you a pegasus now?
>>26734451
Snowdrop! You can see!
13 days till Flurrygeddon
>>26733736
13 days until the board is invaded by Hasdrones swearing this is the best thing ever, and then some more Hasdrones claiming that the baby's damage is "insignificant" so whoever expresses any discontent is automatically a self entitled, fedora-wearing manchild who should kill himself on the spot for not being a true fan like them.
Jim Miller will say "There's still many other episodes you can enjoy!" like the scratched record he has been playing since S04.
>>26733736
Hooray for the final season, lads!
>>26733873
the fact that 60% of it is shitposters false flaging and how mad you already are tells me your future is filled with fishing related accidents
Raycord Legends. Leave a thought.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B8y9jDU9Jw
It's shit
>>26733632
>no Fluttershy
0/10
>>26733712
IIRC they cannot use any official character if they want to avoid the C&D hammer
>"alrigh, who touched my ass?"
>>26733377
Guilty.
>>26733377
>"Sir, from where I'm standing, it'd be a physical impossibility."
oh wow, another shitty roleplay prompt thread! How original! I haven't seen that since 2012!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQKbLWThmf4
>>26733120
>Clapper
>>26733120
>Human Rainbow has discovered the secret to having the best pussy ever
>Her's leading directly to a portal into pony Dash's cunt
>The sensation now known to scientists as the "God Pussy" ended up with every sports team member lining up outside her door
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Dash is so hot.
What's your favorite song this fandom has made, /mlp/?
Mine would have to be Mother Changeling: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXT-Y3w523A
Multiple songs allowed, no need to be ashamed for your song choices. We're all horsefuckers here.
>>26732676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPWsP93pTPA
>>26732676
Woah, that lass must listen to a lot of Emilie Autumn
And here's mine - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvl-AdnHGY
Clear your schedule, smoke a spliff and crank up that volume to 11.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSLvjfrxynA
the classics
Okay, last one >>26711238 got zonked since everybody was probably asleep then., so lets try that again. Keep the greens coming, writefriends!
Pastbinned greens from the last threads:
My Celestia vs. Anons parents story (finished):
http://pastebin.com/iXYMsAE7
Soarin vs. Anons Parents & Soarin vs. Anons Parents by Pacer First part finished, second part in progress, both now combined):
http://pastebin.com/k3NhTFWP
"Luna vs. Anons parents" by MountainSides (Finished):
http://pastebin.com/80RvvHkH...
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Missed the namefagging in the opening post.
tfw I missed the 8th. Last bump on the 7th was mine, I woke up this morning and it was gone. Now I'm back home and I find this. Good Celly pic btw, cute as ever.
But I'm pic related. We actually have slow greens, keeping these threads alive might be difficult...
I want nothing more than to give thattummy a good rubbing while she squirms and giggles
Archive from the start: https://www.anonpone.com/vampony/24981509#navbar
Inventory/Player Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CmvuNPhx2qKfOgB8Yze97VohAdWfaPMi3ZgQVNWr4eM/edit?usp=sharing
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Summary:
You are Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After refusing an offer to join him, Mango fled a bounty in Las Pegasus caused by her feeding habits.
She fled to Ponyville, but was tricked into divulging her Vampire status to Zecora, and the Zebra snitched to Twilight who then confronted Mango in the Castle of the...
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>You check outside, and the sun is going down.
>The shade in the forest is easily enough to keep the sun off, so you just pull on your hoodie and go looking for a stream or something.
>It's not long before you find a clear pond, but you notice that there's some sort of creature swimming in it, near a stream that feeds the waterhole. You can't tell if it's just a normal Alligator or something worse.
>Still, you're pretty sure it hasn't...
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>>26646351
Just keep on walking mango. Look for a small waterfall or something.
>>26646351
Eh keep on walking I don't want to engage alligator
Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/yrwys
What happened before:
http://pastebin.com/Yv2Y7Rxd
Last thread:
>Fooled by your behaviour, Venom agreed to follow. He was wiggling his ears from time to time.
>You led him to the theatre, but he started to see through your act. Especially that Whirlwind blew it.
>The changeling tried to escape, unsuccessfully.
>But he was successful in something else. He called for help, and you assumed the ear moving was a mean of communication. Thus, you jerked and tugged these organs.
>It was too late.
>Multiple groups of changelings in disguise were approaching the building.
>The battle for Royal Theatre had begun.
>Again, you had to kill, and even if you exactly knew why, you still weren't comfortable with this.
>During the fight you were badly injured - you were shot in the chest from a very close distance. You weren't instantly killed only thanks to the vest and clothes you were wearing.
>Fight was over when the military showed up, the enemy simply withdrew quickly, and without a trace. Luckily you took two prisoners. One of them survived long enough to be taken into soldiers' custody. Venom disappeared or died, and second prisoner killed himself.
>You were brought to the hospital and your wound was treated well. There, you met a jawless stallion and merry pegasus mare, named Splinter. She was acting a bit weird and after hearing her story you suspected her brain was damaged. The bandage aroundher head was also helping in makind assumptions.
>You went through board games - Splinter was obsessed about playing them, chit-chat...
>>26572580
>... a gas attack, during which you did all you could to save as much ponies as you were able to. And some shellings, two of them aimed directly at the facility.
>During your recovery, your friends moved to a closer shelter.
>Hran and Clean paid you a visit. The stallion had a burden on him. It was a big effort and you needed to use some tricks to make him get it out his chest.
>During the theatre...
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Quest post.
>The night was less restful than at the hospital, where you had comfy beds, true ones instead of makeshift stuff you were lying on right now.
>But hey, it was silent enough to sleep and you didn't have to worry about anything too much during the night. The warmth made this basement extra cozy and you were enjoying it while it lasted.
>Even the bad dreams were replaced by relieving void.
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>>26572592
>Having him at your side during the city strolls sounded great now.
>It's not like it wasn't great before!
>Just having a companion who wanted to improve his skills, a second creative brain would do only good to you.
>Now, there were several options what to do for first part of the day.
>You could go scavenging, try to check what was happening, wait here...
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