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Waiting for Roko Poko
>>26623927
I've been busy with school shit for a while and went back to lurking. I just went into a week long break from my University so I can sit down and write soon.Still think I should re write a few parts cause I think they are shit.
Waiting for Without
>"Did you think I would be impressed by your claim to have harnessed the power of the atom, Anon?"
>"The power of an entire SUN is at my beck and call!"
>"Kneel before me and praise my power and I may let you live."
>>26836073
Let me put that out for you...
>Unzips dick
>Begins to piss on the flames
>>26836073
>It is you who shall kneel before me.
>>26836073
>>"The power of an entire SUN is at my beck and call!"
LIKE I GIVE A SHIT
Why is this fandom so visibly autistic? I was watching a VA panel on Youtube and while the VAs are funny as ever, the people attending just make me cringe.
They are all either really obese neckbeards with the worst sense of fashion in the entire world; skinny, pale nerds who are so awkward I can't even make eye contact and crazy women with neon hair. What is with this horrible fandom? Do you think the VAs secretly hate us but can't say publicly?
>>26836049
post some vids!
it´s more that cameramen tend to go to the most autistic looking people, because they bring the best ratings, and avoid the about normal mass
as f.e. in football matches, they avoid the calmly sitting fans and rather get a pic of that one, fat, bodypainted guy throwing firecrackers and beercans
>>26836113
Really? Well they must be doing a good job. Because 90% of these fucks on camera make me cringe like a bitch.
>>26836107
Go to 5:02 on the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8G701_ahH8&list=PLt7T_K1V_GnGAbxKopJJFosSkOYw2ixfB&index=2
OI M8! OI H8 BROWNIES!
>>26835800
Didn't he used to do pony videos before?
He didn't really say he hated them. He just said he think's they're a little weird.
>>26835800
Waste of dubs.
>yfw you realize that this close to S5 airing they had already confirmed that S6 was being made
>no evidence/rumor of S7 with S6 less than a week away
Should we be worried?
>>26835640
There will be a seventh season whether you want it or not
>>26835640
>>26835640
Been thinking exactly that for the past weeks.
http://www.thehorse.com/articles/13831/follow-up-carnivorous-horses
>The reports included domestic horses, donkeys, mules, ponies, and miniatures, as well as wild mustangs. Meat foods mentioned included hot dogs, hamburgers, steak, bologna, ham, fried chicken, or buffalo wings--eaten from the hand or from the tailgate just as if they were apples.
Fucking Discuss
>>26834604
>several responses indicating a reaction of disbelief in the sense of horror and disgust
Normie horse owners are such faggots most of the time
>>26834604
if this means what I think it means. then this needs to be passed on to all the writefags that ponies are omnivores.
>>26834735
Well they are but not for that reason
What do you expect from the rumored Guardians of Harmony animation, /mlp/?
Do you think the first line of toys implies something?Is Chrysalis finally coming back for real?
>>26834023
We've already seen that they're going to work those Hero Items things into the show.
If they can really make some silly stories out of the new elements in this series as well as the epic stuff, I'm all for it.
>>26834040
That animatic was fake. The Guardians of Harmony animation of some sort that they are making will involve that. GoH probably won't be mentioned in the main series.
>>26834059
I'm pretty sure at the toyfair they mentioned it was going to be worked into the main series.
Can someone give me an idea why ANYONE would consider this a real ship? I mean. Flash sentry and twi is even worse, but how is there ANY justification for this garbage pairing?
When has there even been any legitimate affection or even interaction at all?
Like these people who love this ship basically just make shit up. And its fucking intolerable. The original concept of shipping in fandoms had to do with characters with actual love interests, not bullshit crack pairings that have no basis in the realities of the show.
How the fuck can anyone even defend...
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>>26833644
I don't like it any more than you, OP. But you don't have to be so salty about it.
Damn the salt man...
They ship because the moon belongs with the stars. And it's adorable lol.
>>26833644
It's not any more far-fetched than self-insert AnonxWaifu shipping.
Can someone explain why everyone else thinks we are entitled man-babies?
They're really, really upset that we're not a bunch of beta orbiter feminist foot soldiers that they feel entitled to. That's really what it comes down to, I've found. I wondered it for years myself and came to that conclusion.
>>26833251
Fuck off.
>>26833251
Wait, we aren't?
Anybody here still waifu Lightning Dust? Have you abandoned your waifu?!
>>26833245
Who?
I really like her mane.
She is a good pony; Rainbow Dash without the back-sass, or rotten spore-ridden sexual organs.
Maybe not waifu material, but a good pony nonetheless.also someone wrote, many moons ago, a short story about breaking into Rainbow Dash's disgusting bedroom and making love to LD in her bed, which was good
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>You negotiated a deal with a demon prince for Pinch's company.
>You made your way through an orange area of bizarre properties.
>You helped rescue a time traveller.
>You learned a bit more about demons from some succubi.
>You tried not to panic as you realized the demon prince is probably keeping your companion.
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>>26831738
Tell her about how the night was, like everything, from the imps to time traveler pon
>>26831798
This. Imply that it was a fairly slow night when you're done.
You tell her pretty much about everything. She starts fairly complacent at the whole affair, but her eyes widen bigger and bigger as you get through everything. Her mouth is gaping, and she seems at a loss for words as you finish up your explanation with a shrug. “So, I guess it was pretty normal,” you say. “Why, what happened with you?”
“Well I just uh,” She says, gulping and looking back at you. “Pinch went with a demon, and now she’s…” She shook her head and looked back up at you, starting to stand up. “We need to go do something!” She said. “F-find her and help her or-”
You cut her off by reaching over and gently pushing her down. “Easy, easy,” you say. “I know, it doesn’t seem good. But maybe the demon will get her back by the end of the night?” You shrug. “She didn’t seem like she was in for a bad time regardless, and I do have a bit of a plan on how to work on getting her back.”
She huffs and slumps down onto the table. “Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Its just, what if she’s scared? She’s my best friend and all, I’d feel like shit if I kept her for too long.”
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>>26830907
For what?
First six episodes of this season will make it break it, honestly.
>>26830914
First two will be enough to drive other anons into despair.
What's the "toenail scene" of My Little Pony?
>>26830831
as someone whose broken a tooth, itd be when apple bloom landed face first into the ground and broke her front tooth.
When Fluttershy yelled at Pinkie and Rarity if you mean which one was most uncomfortable to watch.
>>26830831
Golden Oak Library getting blown up
I feel like applejack teaching children how to pronounce things can't possibly end well.
>>26829859
I can think of worse people to be teaching phonics.
Pic related
>>26829859
"Those're sum tite pawnies fo sho, tho."
>"Shut up, Tyrone."
>>26829859
>honey, why does the boy sound like foghorn leghorn?
I don't want to live here, I want to go to pony world please help me.
I need friends there, come with me
>>26829806
i have one of those surgical cutters. i used them to clean plastic tabletop models with. I went back to a small kitchen knife with a more flexible blade after. the grip does not lay well in the hand.
>>26829806
Ready when you are
I'm building my experience first before I make the transition to the pony realm.