Friendly reminder Glimglam literally did nothing wrong.
Also, post Starlights.
probably
Starlight is best wife
Who else but Glimmy Glim?
Look for my dash, while I was away
>>26848190
I think you may have had a stroke or something op because that sentence did not come out right
>>26848220
1 more wrong words and she are dead
Welcome one and all to the Erotic violence thread!
Do you like poniesand / or Humans / EqGand violence? (both physical and sexual) well then you've come to the right place, from sexual wrestling to bitchy catfights to foxy boxing to any form of violence that you get off to is all shared and welcome here.
our small community has grown with writefags since our first thread and artist fags and the wonderful Anon's who contribute and keep the community spirit alive.
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>How to link to old threads
https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/text/erotic%20violence/type/op/
>any form of violence that you get off to
That would be spanking for me but there's already a thread
>>26658705
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26481982/
I will say this OP image is hot
This OP image is hot
lurking...
>Thread died while I was in a movie
Bollocks.
>>26668570
Thanks for the link anon. Hope the thread is to your liking. Look through the old threads if you want to know what we like here.
>Catching up with season 5
>Get to episode 18
>CMC get there marks
>In a pretty much full musical episode
>When they had a really good set-up for a plot about diamond tiara and why she is such a bitch
>Could of dwelled into issues about family problems
Everything about this episode felt all over the fucking place, what a crock of shit.
I mean this should of been a really...
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>>26848181
>What are other peoples thoughts on this episode?
10/10.
>>26848181
They dident help much with tiara the small amount they did with tiara simply made them think back to what they did with troubleshoes
They probably should have just had them get it direct from helping troubleshoes but this works to.
There's not much to go into in the family issues spoilt rich is a massive fucking arsehole and nobody knows what the fuck filthy sees in her.
>>26848181
great episode honestly, it just fell victim to two things
Overuse of music
Only 30 minutes and not an hour to work with
ANON JACKS OFF TO RARITY
>>26848170
I jack off to all of you mares. Now get back inside and lift your tail for 30 seconds.
>>26848186
REMOVE BIPEDAL
I told you that while I was PLOWING YOUR MOTHER
Maryshows Anon the wayedition.
Previous thread: >>26419038
Pastebins:
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/a4mFFJbB
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/Ak4v6Chu
Current part: http://pastebin.com/ngNLvENu
Spring is coming.
>>26654381
>Mary looks around at the other people in the room, as if she can tell what they have. “I think we got Super Smash Bros here or something. But I don’t know about Mario Kart. Depends on who here actually has the game and also brought it.”
>Whatever, Super Smash bros is close enough.
>Lemon Zest switches on the stereo system and begins to switch through songs.
>She’s still head-banging, which rather confuses you seeing that her headphones aren’t plugged into anything. Are those wireless headphones or something.
>As the volume of the music is turned up, Mary asks around for anyone who has Mario Kart. Why you had to choose that specific game, you can’t really think of a good reason.
>You don’t really gain anything from the game being Mario Kart; as long as you and the others end up getting high and having a good time, you’re pretty much happy.
>At this point, you’re willing to try literally anything.
>Everything you’ve questioned while sitting on the beach had planed an urge for you to open as many doors as possible.
>In other words, no more acting like a paranoid introvert.
>Make yourself comfortable with these people… give them the impression that you’re not as boring as you actually are. If there’s beer here, drink a little… if there’s weed here, smoke a little.
>Your main goal for tonight is to break the ice holding you down from communicating with people.
>And the dream you had last night set a pretty good example of what can really shake you up. You really need to chisel yourself out of your shell already.
>The events within it were undoubtably your worst nightmare at first, but you’ve been questioning why that is as you were sitting on the beach.
>It started out as a small possibility as you had been walking back from the beach. But as you were talking to Mary, you soon realized how much of a Killjoy you were being on this trip.
>>26654414
HE'S DIVING INTO THE OCEAN WITHOUT SCUBA GEARLet's see if it pays off.
>>26654414
>Mostly sleeping in and staying on the bus when everyone else, having invited you to join them, was going somewhere to have fun. But worst of all, you haven’t allowed yourself to even feel comfortable.
>One of the things you didn’t think about until now is that you can’t even remember the last time you fapped.
>It must have been at least two weeks ago, which would explain how (inconveniently) easy it was for you to get it up yesterday.
>All of this drama has been getting the best of you; even after you escaped it. It’s scarred you.
>And this brand new absence of feelings seems like unhealthy thinking for you.
>Despite a lot of your suspicion turning out to be true, you still haven’t been acting much better than those around you.
>Especially since you ran away from home, causing not only displeasure for your peers, but a world of problems for your parents as well.
>But you want someone else’s input on this, which would definitely be useful now that you’ve had enough time to yourself to be willing to accept that you may be in the wrong in some places.
>As you continue eating your potato chips, you watch everyone else talk and hang out as Mary pulls something out from someone’s backpack and heads towards the TV.
>…
>You’ve just realized that all of the Crystal Prep five are here at the party.
>Judging by how they acted on the bus when there were supervisors around, this is going to be a long night.
>The menu screen for Mario Kart appears on the screen of the TV.
>Right as this happens, you stop thinking to yourself at your own will for the first time and head towards the couch.
>You sit right next to Norman, who’s been hogging what’s left in the last bag of potato ships for the past five minutes. A controller is placed on the armrest to your other side.
>”Here ya go, dude. Paisley still had it from her boyfriend.” Mary sits down on the couch on the other side of Norman.
Just got done fucking the shit out of my twilight plush. Just don't feel the love anymore. She just lies there with that same fucking stupid grin as I plunge my cock in and out. The passion is all but gone.
/mlp/ any advice to get our relationship back on track?
>>26847573
>shower sex
>>26847573
Jin pls
You know things aren't the same because there's most likely someone else.
All of them are gone. Even Meghan.
>>26844844
These are truly the end times.
>>26844844
press f to pay respects
F
>>26844844
I still hope that Meghan return after the movie. Haber and Hasbro running it would literally kill me.
McCarthy had balls to make Pinkie and Twi go insane in Party of One and Lesson Zero. She had balls to have a DBZ fight with Tirek. Balls to bring back Discord and ship him with Fluttershy.
Current writers are only capable of reusing old character (Maud and CMC episodes) or to insert more toys. Nothing new will ever happen in S6.
>"Whats it like to be such an inferior being?"
>A small pony blocks your path.
"Pardon me, you're rather in the way."
>"Oh, excuse me? You two legged freak? I'll have you know that my daddy owns half the town. Oh and nice clothes by the way. Must suck that you're so ugly you have to cover up your entire body like that."
"Not really I mean its easier to stay warm and-"
>"I BET, you're a...
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>>26844744
DT is forgetting one thing here
It's only a crime if you get caught, otherwise it's just business.
>>26844744
>Grab blanket hanging from a window and wraps it around her
"D'awww...Who's a cute little bitch? Is it you? Is it you?"
>>26844744
Tell her about the Belgian Congo, and then ask her to get you some rubber.
Ponies are like little babies, and baby ponies are like the little children of babies. She wouldn't be able to handle that shit, no matter how tough she talks.
Reminder than other than Swan Boat and some minor inserts, Hasbro had no input in forcing Flurry Heart or even creating her.
She exist because current showrunners (Big JIm and Josh Haber) seen it as opportunity for "interesting story" and also to please their employees at Hasbro. Good doggies! Now roll over!
>>26844519
Wait so they saw swan boat and thought new allicorns
How does one make that connection.
Also the wings man explain the fucking wings
>>26844549
Theres no explanation. DHX wanted to give Hasbro an idea for toys so they safrificed their worldbuilding and based it around the commercial instead actually trying to make something that makes sense.
>>26844580
Please explain the in-universe explanation for alicorns that says a baby alicorn can't exist.
And from this day on.... Princess Skyla was forgotten under the shadow of Flurry.
>>26843997
I want to have a threesome with Skyla and Flurry.
>>26844005
This should be a new meme.
Does anyone remeber this?
https://youtu.be/j9sPBWV2W6g
I'm not hearing much negativity against Flurry Heart as of late. Has /mlp/ really accepted her already?
Never
>>26843881
>>26843881
>thinking /mlp/ will ever accept another collective shilling princess from hasjew
I haven't seen one of these in awhile, ITT: Autistic things you did when you first joined the fandom
>be me
>2013
>find out about grown men watching child cartoons
>lol faggots
>fast forward a couple months to the time I became a brownie
>using words like "somepony" and "everypony"
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>>26842105
We all do stupid, cringey shit when we're younger. I used to be an RPing faggot, used to get in fights with a lot of people.
(Not saying that I don't do it anymore it just happens a lot less often now that I don't give much of a fuck about myself.)
Used to make a lot of MLP references. Everypony, somepony, etc etc. Used to always try to make myself look like some sort of big shot, too.
I was a total fucking faggot, holy shit.
I was a flaming faggot.
Now I am merely smoldering.
>>26842105
I masturbate to ponies.
1.) Do you have a waifu?
2.) Why did you pick her?
3.) Is she like you?
4.) If not, do you think you would be compatible with your waifu?
5.) Do you think your waifu would want to be around you?
>>26841859
1. Yes
2. Because
3. No
4. Yes
5. Yes
Ta-da.
>>26841859
1. Yes.
2. I have so much love to give. And she has a cute laugh. And she adores her subjects.
3. Not really?
4. Yes.
5. Hell yes.Guess my waifu
>>26841859
1) Guess so
2) Spent some time in her thread, learned to appreciate her and her fans
3) In some ways yes, in some ways no.
4) Define "compatible"
5) Sure
Can anyone explain why global rule 15 exists?
>>26841295
Because some people are so goddamn salty that removing rule 15 now will cause the economy to collapse in on itself from lack of resource mining profits.
Yes because back in the day everyone and their mother spammed ponies all over the place. For a brief while everyone loved ponies, until it got old. Then the perverts and autists were all that were left and everyone began to hate them.
>>26841295
Because /v/ and /b/ are so autistic they forced the mods to take action because they were overloading the servers.