What do you think our chances are like of winning the daytime emmy.
"I should've kept an eye on the thread but didn't, sorry" edition
Ponies who act cold, but harbor deep feelings of affection for that one, special somepone.
Greens and Pics are welcome! O-of course they are! It's not because we WANT them or anything, why would you even think that?! Baka!
Blessed be the chosen one. He returns to us
Sunset shimmer thread? Anyone
Sup /mlp/ , I'm bored out of my mind and don't want to work on any of my current projects.
So I decided i'd come here and ask ya'll to toss out ideas.
Lewd is fine.
Pic is something I did to start it off.
This is the story of a mare named Sharp Catalog who made a deal with less than trustworthy ponies and came out of it better than expected.
Lewd is in progress
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>As she takes you up the stairs, she continues.
>”Your team is Nel, Skye, Farthing and Melior. Nel’s the sort who deals with strength, but I think you knew that already. Skye’s a negotiator and intel gatherer. Sort of like you, but more specialized. Farthing’s your all-around, jack of all trades, master of none. And Melior’s your marksman, likes to work at long range.”
>At the top of the stairs she motions with a hoof to a door next to her and opens it.
>Inside is a small table, made of some dark polished wood, and around it sit the four mentioned ponies.
>There’s also a table of equipment, which you’ll inspect in greater detail later.
>Nel gives you a happy grin as you take a seat, and you take an opportunity to assess your other colleagues.
>Skye is an aqua pegasus with a spiky white mane, holding a rather cool look and giving you quite the once over.
>Farthing is a rather cocky looking unicorn stallion, average build, punchable face, brown coat with darker mane.
>Melior’s another stallion, an earth, and dons a grey fur coat and a short red mane.
>He’s rather friendly seeming, but holds a serious and businesslike expression at the moment.
>All four are watching you intently as Kis takes a seat, each looking to you.
>Kis breaks the ensuing awkward silence.
>”Twitch, everypony, your boss for the next few days. I assume you all can get to know each other now, present your abilities to her. And ah, Twitch, why not start us off with an estimate of how you’d like to pay everypony, and we can start the negotiation from there. Hm?”
In all honesty, I'd like to know what exactly we're working with before we divvy up pays.
In fact, that seems probably the last thing we'll decide, don't you think actually planning would be first? We don't have to examine closely, just give us an idea of the equipment we're working with.
What exactly do we have to capture this police officer?
Four grand to be doled out as one thousand bits base salary to each pony. An additional thousand to be divided out proportionally based on seniority, and the last thousand to be divided out as bonuses based on performance.
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
Written by Michael P. Fox & Wil Fox
Friends Forever #27 (Pinkie Pie/Granny Smith) is storytimed here!
Though occasionally seeming at odds with her chosen style of culture, Rarity does treasure all of her friends well. They've always been ready to help her in tough situations and patient with her own eccentricities. And such a variety of personalities...
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601 & 602- The Crystalling Pt. 1 & 2
UPCOMING EPISODES PROMOS
604 - On Your Marks:
With their cutie marks finally acquired, the Cutie Mark Crusaders struggle with the question of what to do now. Apple Bloom suggest they embrace their destinies, but she and her friends don't exactly agree on how.
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>Average human male lasts only 5-7 minutes
>take your favorite pony
>take your favorite vidya game quote
How does it sound in their voice?
No Andrew Ryan quotes.
"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked and then there will be cake."
"You've totally met with a terrible fate 'n stuff, haven't ya pal?"
Why do people blindly h8 EqG?
How much do you wanna bet Big Jim convinced him to do a voice this season?
Have you ever interacted with a brony irl?
Yes, I saw Equestria Girls in the theatre opening day.
There were two 14 year old girls in pony cosplay (one Celestia and one Rainbow Dash) sitting behind me who talked with me and my GF before and after the movie. Plenty of spaghetti but I'm 90% sure I could have fucked them if not for the fact that I was with my GF, and that doing so would have been statutory rape (I was 27 at the time.)
Say there were two identical doors that existed since the dawn of doors. One led to your idealized version of Equestria and the other led to a universe where you're chased and devoured over and over for eternity by jelly. Would you take a chance and try it out? There's no way to know what's beyond the doors and once you've chosen one a skeleton throws you through it.
The doors will be revealed at 50 replies.
Maud Pie likes jokes; tell her a joke!
Suddenly, your own OC is next to you. What do?
What should I get my horsefucker boyfriend for his birthday /mlp/?