Whatever happened to this?
Here's a hypothetical for you /mlp/
You get transpired to Equestria, pick your race, and then meet your waifu.
You have 3 dates to prove that you're the one for her, and this is your competition. Can you do it, and how so?
I want to rain inside cumbow dash
I don't want to rain inside Rainbow Dash. I want to rain on her feet.
How do ponies procreate?
ponies have no genitals, so i like to imagine they have cloaca like orifices on their faces, like defecating through their ears and procreating by liking each other's eyes and swallowing
>"Come here Darling, I need some help..."
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Sometimes I check to see if the Wardrobe Malfunction thread is still around.
When it isn't, I am overcome with mild disappointment and move on.
Whatever happen to the hooves thread?
From what i've seen recently i think the show is taking the right direction, i think you and i can agree that the mane 6 are completely developed there is no more they can learn, and the show stuff know that, that's why every episode from season 6 until now had a new character or a less developed character from a previous episodes in it, the mane 6 now only serve as mentors or sometime support characters like in the previous episode.
So i expect great new characters from show now, and to flush out old less developed characters, but i don't know what do you think
They need to end this generation of the show and get season 7 going with new characters and full on anime art style, I'm talking straight up outsource it to Japan just the thought of this makes my dick rock hard
What if you went to Equestria and you found out your waifu was a single mother. She needs someone to take care of her and her foal ever since the stallion bailed. She'll genuinely love and care about you if you do.
Will you accept her offer?
i would take her on a couple dates and slowly bond with the kid, when we are more used to each other i move in and eventually ask her to marry me.
Then one night i suddenly dissapear with my little belongings, im a minimalist.
Bonus points if by that time she already relies on me like i convinced her to rent a bigger place and im footing most of the bill or i got her to take more hours at work while i watched over the kid.
I love my waifu but i always wanted to do this to someone
Sure, I see no problem with that. I have no idea why on 4chan being in a relationship with a woman with a kid already is looked down upon. That shit is common as hell nowadays. The only angle I see why the dislike it is if the woman is just looking for some poor fuck to be a money siphon/babysitter but thinking all single moms are like that is ridiculous. Anyways double yes if I can knock her up too, I want a big family.
Do the voice actors remind you of prostitutes? They obviously hate going to conventions and making the blubber chins happy, but they put on a fake smile and do it anyway.
Who is MLPs true devil meaning master of darkness who do you think it will be? Dont say Tirek he was more akin to a demon but there must be someone more powerful and evil than him to surface in time so who do you think will be MLPs true satan and what ideas do you have
Okay /mlp/ we need to open the box
>you must go to a board besides /mlp/ and find a pic of a key
When we have three trips choose what is in the box
I'm from the future, I know how this ends.
Why does sweetie bell live with rarity?
What exactly is wrong with there parents?
I think there's something implied with this living situation.
sweetie belle is rarity's daughter who she had when she was very young
she gave her up to be raised as her sister by her parents to avoid the shame of being known ponyville-wide as a slut, and to allow herself to pursue her career unburdened by a child
but now that her business has taken off, she has taken sweetie belle back. she just can't bring herself to tell her the truth because she is so ashamed for what she has done
Do you think its weird that pone eat egg?
I find it more weird how rarity can be SUCH a gigantic slut
Who is Ember? I only see Sandy Rockbeach.
Best gag of the episode