Upon arrival in Equestria you are faced with a choice you must make or be forced back to earth.
1. You can make any creature, regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or species fall in love with you completely and wholly. You can have as many you want love you without limit. The love is absolute, you being able to kill their family and they would still love you. But you cannot receive any form of sexual pleasure. It's a physical impossibility. No blow jobs, no hand/hoof jobs, no anything.
2. You are the most hated being in all of Equestria. Without question...
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This may be the hardest choice I'll make this week.
On the one hand, getting constant royal head and keeping mares from orgasming except for at my touch would be legendary.
But dammit, if I'm going to Equestria, I want to actually participate in the hugbox that is Equestria.
I suppose I'd go with the sex, just because eventually they'd get used to me.
I haven't watched Season 6 yet.
Lets binge watch it together. If you want
twitch tv / kyrosnoknight
get your plushies, get your snacks, get comfy.
the show will begin momentarily
ITT: Congrats! You finally got you cutie mark, what does it looks like?
Hopefully not shitty and generic like those three.
Shit is background pony tier.
They REALLY should've kept him. He would've been a fantastic and fun addition to the roster. We didn't even get an episode with him! Such wasted potential!
Was wondering if someone would chime in..
He's around. It's a big castle. I think he and Peewee would've got along, and could've both existed without it being a problem.
I like to imagine Discord in Three's A Crowd, and Peewee being like, "I ain't havin' any of your shit. >:/"
How much do your family and/or friends know about the current iteration of My Little Pony?
My parents don't know shit except a bit about the 80s series.
My sister seems to know a little
My 6 year old brother seems to have a little knowledge since I showed him a picture of EqG Rarity and told him she was his girlfriend and he responded that he didn't like ponies.
>try to click /mlp/
>accidentally click /mu/
>go on 4chins
>decide to visit /mlp/
That was yesterday
Why does this place suck away all my time?
>try to click /pol/
>accidentally click /po/
I rather liked it.
Are you ready for Mare Do Well 2.0?
I can't wait to see dashfags defending this one
good night /mlp/
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How does the show help you cope with your great pain, /mlp/? Does the show help you at all?
MLP is something I fap to.
Beyond that it's just a crappy 22-minute toy commercial. It doesn't deserve to be taken seriously.
Why are they so perfect?
You are now before two buttons. You can press one button, but you can't press the other button. And no, you can't just not press them either.
With that said, which button will you press?
How does this make you feel, /mlp/?
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