Sooo, am I crazy or is Starlight stronger than Twilight? Every fucking appearance she's had, she's been pulling off some crazy shit.
Only if you ignore or forget every crazy magicks Twilight has pulled off so far. Only a few weeks ago i remembered she can use mind control and make ponies go through solid crystal
I have a question for you guys
Let's assume that you somehow make it to Equestria and meet your waifu. There's only one problem: she's not interested in you. Maybe you're just incompatible, maybe she just wants to stay friends, maybe she's already in a relationship. Basically she will never, ever, love you.
My question is - would you keep her as your waifu and pine over her from a distance or would you honestly consider a relationship with another pony, considering you would be in a position to do so after all?
I'd never really thought of that.
I would probably go build a house and live in the undiscovered west, trying to forget about how she rejected me, and cry myself to sleep until I eventually give up and hang myself on a tree, waiting to be found by paleontologist hoerses centuries later.
No matter what, the suffering just doesn't end, does it?
I don't have a waifu, while I jack off and everything I can never find myself wanting to have intimate or even non-sexual relations with another thing, waifu or in real life.
The closest thing I probabily have is a motherfu, I'm not sure if motherfu implies sexual stuff or oedipus but I don't want it anything like that. I just want to be her small colt son, doing everything I can to make my motherfu smile as she loves me unconditionally.
I know what you're thinking, it's probabily trauma, maybe it is, I don't know even issues with...
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>Earth ponies have to make cakes manually. >Starlight Glimmer creates one instantly with magic.
>Mrs. Cake is afraid it would put her out of business
>Pinkie even says the cake was good.
What are mud ponies good for again?
Is Ember a Tsundere?
good night /mlp/
For a bunch of guys who love to watch a show glorifying friendship, happiness and peace you sure are a cynical and vulgar bunch.
Just watched the new episode, and holy fuck. Why was Twiggy being such a cunt? Why was Celestia acting like fanon Celie? Why were there so many awful facial expressions? Why was the pacing all over the place? What's with another cringey opening scene? Why was Cranky there? Why was Vinyl being called by her stage name?
I liked that we got to see more of Trixie as a character, but that was just about the only good thing in the episode. Her friendship with Starlight will probably never even be brought up again. What are the new writers trying to pull here?
Yeah, that's another thing. Since when has Twilight lost concern for the Princess in favour of another issue? She could've brought Celestia with her, and then she could've recited her lesson to her like old Twiggy would've. This is the first time I've had a problem with her new character. Good job S6, you lost me. I'm sure glad I'm not a Twifag right now.
>Oh god, pandering!
>Holy hell, pandering!
>"I am an autist, but even I despise pandering!"
When did /mlp/ became so filled with genuine faggots who can't watch a minute of an episode without opening the shit-hole they call their "mouth"?
Consistent background characters and harmless throwbacks to the fandom are among these little comfy nice things this show had forever.
>Let's chose a perfect friend for a reformed Magic Hitler that will have to attend a dinner with Princess Celestia
A DJ, an impaired mailmare and a fucking donkey
Are you for fucking real?
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT this talks about what the fuck we're actually doing
Arriving back from the past, DICKS is ready to take on the world. or would be, if they din't have one little problem. Trash.
Using the same lair for to long has let it pile up, and being villains, none of them have taken it out,until it has reached SUPER proportions. Something must be done!
2. What junk your character has left around
Smutty magazines, junk food wrappers (they're Dreadjaw's wrappers Kero, I swear!), exercise equipment (haven't used that in months), boxes of board games with the little icosahedron dice and the pony figurines (they're a hobby, nothing more), unwashed clothing (It's not his day to do laundry).
Had a rough breakup lads. Ponk thread for a quick smile please?
Hooves or none is fine
>parents barge into my room
>tell me that I have a month to go outside and make some friends or else in getting kicked out
Help me mlp, I don't know anything about friendship
How do you respond if Trixie came up to you asking for help because she was raped?
What the FUCK is this SHIT
Does this writer even watch the fucking show
Why was the scared of the manticore
SHE ISN'T SCARED AND KNOWS WHATS UP
AND NOW SHE'S SCARED AS SHIT
I still don't trust either of them.
I AM AT WORK WITH A HORRID DOWNLOAD SPEED SO I CAN'T WATCH THE EPISODE
WAS IT SHIT? DID THEY RUIN MY WAIFU TRIXIE BY MAKING HER A "I SUCK AT MAGIC AND LIFE ;_; JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" TYPE? DID THEY EXPLAIN WHY SHE ISN'T APOLOGETIC LIKE AT THE END OF MAGIC DUEL? PLEASE FUCKING RESPOND I MUST KNOW
>inb4 y r u at work feggit(NIGHT SHIFT)
>inb4 catalog, nigger, use it(EAT SHIT WITH EXTRA CUM ON TOP, THERE'S NO THREAD THAT ISN'T SHIT THAT ANSWERS ME)
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Calm down. The episode will be there tomorrow. Wait and watch it yourself instead of having autists give you a predisposition. FFS OP, they're just Technicolor pones.