Old one died, let's continue scalefagging here and here only.
ITT: Post cute Flutterbutter
>>27239171
Impossible
>>27239192
Post whatever image you want
and for all the foot fags, bee sting fags, nyxfags and other assorted cancer, you are welcome in my thread
>>27237131
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>>27237131
>lol post ur /trash/ here!!1
ugh, fuck, this is only going to become more consistent as we get closer to summer.
"QM's can be shitposters too!" Edition.
Quests usually take a week off between every thread right? Sure.
Welcome back to the quest the won't stay dead despite all the bad omens that keep trying to warn me about the impending calamity it's sure to inflict upon humanity. By humanity I mean a few small audience of a niche sect of a fandom that, according to numerous sources, is rapidly entering a comatose-like state.
When we last left off I was eating food, now wait as I continue to eat more food. No but really.
>You...
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>>27158188
>Figuring you have no other option You find the nearest phone booth and give Puya a call from her special number.
>The voice that answers sounds like Puya trying her hardest to put on a gruff voice.
>"Who is it?"
"Err,...
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>>27236667
What the fuck?...
If anyone would convince them to lie about what happened it be that batshit insane priest.
Mention to her that he wanted ponies,(and even a gryphon or two, Garey will attest to that) to go into a ruined castle to find some artifact thing. Not sure what it was supposed to do, but I have a feeling it was supposed to do something about the monsters.
We are also sorry about mistaking you for a mare before, we meant no insult. Besides, you're attractive either way.
On...
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>>27236667
We should bring Garey to tell him about the priest.
We were also sent by the priest to the castle, so he obviously had some interest in it.
It probably helps to dump some of your own contentDarling
ITT: reading, reviewing, recommending, refusing Futaloo's gets, turning your fic into manifestos about suicide, we're at least comparatively more active than the Writefag's Guild, it's alright to talk about an underage girl's developing body as long as you're not a creep about it, Pony Verbs a Noun, gore doesn't have to be shit, to humanise or not to humanise, lore and backstory infodumps, someone posts the entirety of these threads on some forum for some reason, fond remembrance of LtD, Voiceguy's narrations will end up being his downfall,...
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First for Futaloo. Also get.
>>27232411Eternal ponies get
The new episode really felt disappointing. Starlight's personality change is way too brutal from her old revengeful self. I think they really missed out on a good opportunity for actually showing a selfish person learn about friendship, instead of going from "Fuck you all, I'm bent on revenge and myself" to "I'm a huge friendship slut pls be me friend" in a week.
Also quads captcha
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
Download: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B5foVtK-k1OPVzhWSHoxdk9ibW8
YOUTUBE IS UP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbd1m02NfUI
>>27229870
What even is this face?
It just looks too unnatural and fake.
A sequel for Crystal Warlock; Quest set in Sombraverse.
Anonpone link: https://www.anonpone.com/virginharder/
Crystal Warlock summary: http://pastebin.com/raw/GBPa5pgR
Character [Body Composition][Inventory][Known Spells]: http://pastebin.com/raw/7kVGUv8a
Last Thread:
>You are Aurora Flare, a pony turned into a Crystal Golem.
>Are currently on a mission to save Sombra’s Legate from Canterlot’s capture.
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“Why am I talking a golem? It’s a long story,” you cut her short. Your steps are swift and straightforward; the sooner you leave this hellhole of a forest the sooner you can forget this idiocy behind. Meridian, the female bat pony, follows you; it seems she’s keeping her word to the high pitched leader. She’s annoyingly close. After an awkward pause, you continue, “Let’s just say I was planned to be just another dead golem but… I didn’t die.”
“You aren’t that old, then. Must been less than a week, else I’d fucking know,” she says, hovering...
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“Deal?” she raises her eyebrow at you, “What do you mean? They are stupid, lazy and untrustworthy, that’s all.” She follows with an expression as if this is supposed be the most common thing imaginable.
You answer her with an empty silence. The two of you finally pass through the boundaries of the Hollow Shades forest. Your companions are nowhere to be seen.
The bat pony lands on her hooves with a satisfied smirk:
“Well, now that you got rid of the exiles and they can run wherever they want… Care to tell me about what’s there waiting in Cloudsdale?...
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>>27229209
We have to find them. Call out for them.
As for Meridian, tell her she acts as if mares are not capable of what she described and more. Also, we are to see that someone important to the Empire is returned.
ITT: Our tan. On her own and her interactions with the other boards as well as with the denizens of Equestria (be it in her warped mind or in a more tangible form)
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>>27225139
kek, OP
>>27223761
Carl the cuck needed to help me censor it.
My friend was going to post but he got banned for CP when he hasn't even posted today. GG Moot 2
>>27223718
>windows 10
yeah nah
“The gladdest moment in human life, me thinks, is a departure into unknown lands.” – Sir Richard Burton
>You are Emery Errant, a curious satyr who has left home and gone off in search of your missing father.
>Guided only by the photos in his journal and his three weird knick knacks that found their way to your door, you begin your travel to six towns in the middle of nowhere in order to find clues about his disappearance.
>But be warned. Not everything is exactly what...
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>You raise an eyebrow at Mrs. Mayflower's sudden jumpiness. Weird, as soon as she noticed that you were a satyr, she got all spooked like a deer in headlights. Her cheery and upbeat demeanor just stopped as if a switch instantly flipped inside her brain.
>Is there any chance she's speciesist? After all satyrs aren't exactly the hottest thing since slice bread to a lot of the older pony population. Or maybe it's something more similar to Amara's situation with the photo, and something (or someone)...
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>>27224207
>"Ah, it's part of the charm, I figure! People come from far and wide, from Manehatten to Tacowma, and settle down in our little hamlet, dont'cha know? It may'nt look like much, but it gets a-hustling and bustling come the night, once yer indoors! The neighbors are to die fer and everyone takes care 'f each other here! Pretty soon ya'll have as many friends than you can count with yer fancy calculators! But I guess I was just as smitten like you young folk when...
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>>27224216
We were liking it here, but than we found out that there were people that hated satyrs.
Last thread... lasted a week. It'd be a long ITT to write.
Basically, current mission is to distract a giant while hands help their hand friends escape so they can die in peace rather than be eaten by the giant. Then the hands will show us where the entrance to the second floor of the tower is. Right now a friend of us did what she called a "Partial coupling" with an ancient being to assist us, and is willing to answer some questions before the action beggins.
>INV:
> AJ: Crystal ball, 3 rations of...
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>>27222290
huh
The mare I assume is Ludwig is in silence for a second.
~Do you have anything else to ask? Every minute--
~Don't tell her.
~It'd be unbecoming to not say it to a past bearer of Honesty, little child.
~I'll tell her myself, later.
~I hope you do.
They fall silent.
Bump?
>"Listen dumbass. If we're going to get this anatomy homework done, I need you to get naked."
>>27221672
>"Okay just back sure you capture my lats"
You want to see MY naked body? Hmm, how desperate are you?
>>27221672
"Me get naked?! Why not you?"
>generic stuttering response
"Well I'm not getting naked!"
>Insult towards his penis
"Well I bet your tits ain't any good either you fucking cunt!"
>Insult towards his manhood
"Fuck you!"
>"Fuck you!"
>Intense make out session
>Both...
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"I can't ever spell her name properly"
Last one: >>27138553
>Moth Wiki:
http://batponies.wikia.com/wiki/Bat_Ponies_Wiki
>Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc
>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatPictures
http://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (hot stuff)
>Thread Archive
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>>27218589
>I can't ever spell her name properly
I can: Pone with the fattest butt
>>27218626
Arrhythmia
>>27218626
Buttslut
>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your...
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>>27215412
Ha, I forgot we were best cow.
Right now our only lead seems to be the broken back door.
We should head out the back and check for a trail or clue.
>>27215501
Check the door. If a pony broke it in then chances are they might have left hoofprints on it from bucking it.I can't remember how it's broken, I assume completely busted.
>>27215412
Checking the back door is the obvious lead, is there any chance a neighbor could have seen things? Or are they all out?It's good to be back here, even if it is just going to be a while