What's bothering her?
>>27880476
the fact that i am masturbating to an image of a six-year-old child?
nah. has to be something else.
>>27880476
Fucking dirty zebras.
>>27880490
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Welcome to the Equestria Girls & Humanized Thread! Anything with >no hooves is welcome and encouraged here, until it's not. If you like to write, draw, read, or critique the humanized versions of the ponies, then go find a thread where actual content happens.
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SHITPOST
You guys are fags
>>27878376
>Fungibong
Heh
Why are they so perfect
>>27877444
Because they're related
>>27877444
Because they want my dick.
>>27877444
Because they're T H I C C
This happened and was the end of the series, what would your reaction be?
>>27877081
kill Larson
>>27877081
Kill.
>>27877081
do an hero
Would you?
I doubt she can handle the entire state of Nevada...
>>27876581
IWTCIN
>>27876620
Maybe if she takes lessons from Rarity.
How the fuck do you guys still do it? I stopped watching the show midway through season 5 and abandoned this board. I miss it so much, but it is so goddamn awful now, I can't watch the new content. I sob about this stupid show every other week.
How do I move forward, nor/mlp/eople?
>>27875485
Kill yourself already.
>>27875485
Try watching the show again. Season 6 is mostly decent.
I stopped watching after season 3, watched the first 3 episodes of season 4 but my internet kept cutting out whenever it was pony time, (thanks rcmp)
I couldn't care less and neither should you care.
Hello /mlp/ i have a question; am i racist iff i only want to rape a black mare?
>>27875006
delete /b/ threads
>>27875006
I'm going to get a gun and keep Nyx safe.
>>27875006
>am i racist iff i only want to rape a black mare?
>iff
>if and only if
>am i racist if and only if i only want to rape a black mare?
No, because racism is not a characteristic that is exclusive to people who want to rape a black mare.
Lewd Vinyl Thread? Lewd Vinyl Thread.
>>27872932
>Vinyl
One of you fuckers had better not post her with a gag... Because there'd be no point to it.
>>27872932
I want to do the special african dance with Zecora.
I just wanna see more of her in the show. We haven't seen her since the last cmc episode and she didn't even have any lines and she hasn't had a line since the season 5 finale. I love her accent.
I want her to cock vore me then keep me trapped by putting rings on her cock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14YHs0375tY
Hey /mlp/. Show me your battlestations. Bet you cant beat mine.
>>27863391
Psshh
this is mine
>a couch
>a laptop
anyway SAGE
>>27863391
1. Wrong thread
>>>/g/
2. Welcome to Syria.
I am a bored game dev. Let's make a small game in Unity, /mlp/! You post the graphics/sounds and I put all of them together, giving you the game builds as it progresses!
Now, Dubs decide the genre of the game!No lewd/porn allowed
>Unity
>No porn allowed
No thanks.
srpg
>>27750192
>no lewd
What's the fucking point then?
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
Newly minted Wonderbolt, head of weather in Ponyville since sometime after moving there, recent sidekick of Daring Do and best friends with a lot of important ponies - Rainbow Dash's life sure seems busy! But she's usually got time to just hang out and visit Fluttershy's...
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>Colt
>filly
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
Jul....
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Clop tier list:
Shit Tier - human pussy and ass, no crotchtits
Good Tier - Horsepussy and ponut, no crotchtits
Great Tier - Horsepussy, ponut, and crotchtits
God Tier - Horsepussy, ponut, and crotchtits, all of which are significantly darker colored than the rest of the pone's body.
>>27870012
So long as it's proportioned. Can't stand oversized anything.
>>27870012
ASCENDED tier: derpibooru.org/991355
>>27870020
Old Thread:
>>27431156
Original prompt:
>"Captain Anon. Would you like to accompany me to the war room?"
Pastebins:
Prologue: http://pastebin.com/cdi26t7W
Act I: http://pastebin.com/f0SDaDcx
Act II: http://pastebin.com/nwmz5VLj
Act III: http://pastebin.com/Pt6gamRU
Act IV: http://pastebin.com/v0PM4m8b
Act V (current): http://pastebin.com/7acdy1CnJust shy of 120,000 words
>>27637452
>”Oh for the love of- this is going to end badly, isn’t it?”
“Most likely.”
>”Your confidence is an inspiration.”
“Also, seeing as the nobles we’ve imprisoned almost all had tickets, feel free to redistribute them to our officers.”
>”Understood.”
“I can see it now: the theme will be Military Chic, I’ll have to have a new formal uniform made- something befitting of my status as both Field Marshal...
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>>27646007
>He remains seated.
“Just as I thought. Besides, you tried retiring once already and it lasted a week before you came crawling back.”
>You start to make your way out of the meeting room.
“Have fun with the preperations.”
>”Thanks…”
>Stepping out of the room, you run into Captain Thunder.
“Afternoon Thunder.”
>”Sir… your beard.”
“Yes...
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>>27646011
>It’s your plan to have Thunder be a Colonel by the time you leave.
>After a few discussions with Lancer, it’s agreed that he’s to be slowly groomed for command.
>Thunder will be the first of the next generation of leadership.
>But it remains to be seen how he’ll adjust to a larger duty roster.
>He was an exemplary squad leader before being bumped up to...
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I am still hyped for Legends of Everfree.
>EQG
>>27878126
Given that its apparently "Midnight sparkle 2: electric boogaloo" and everyone but Sunset is more or less going to be a cameo... yeah, not looking forward to it.
Also, there are no robots or Human sunset, sorry to dissapoint.
>>27878136
>MLP