I want to cum all over Rainbow Dash until she is a semen-covered ponycicle
Then I want to squeeze her nipples until milk comes out and I have enough to drink it down like a soda
>>27366977
>stating the obvious
Well duh. We all do. Come back when you have something original.
>>27366977
Ponycicle?
Made think of a pony ice sickle. Cover one in cum then freeze the cum to trap the pony inside. Make other ponies lick her free.
>>27366977
delete /b/ threads
>No flutterbutter thread
Let's change that
>>27366961
do you think fluttershy would scream if someone were to rape her or would she just lay there and take it
>>27366988
Pretty sure she would take it
>>27367101
that is good news
she will be the first i deflower upon reaching ponyville
How would you rate the villains?
>Who's the best?
>Who's the worst?
>Best Design?
>Best motivation?
Trixie is no villain, she did nothing wrong
>>27366934
Where's Sunshit Shitter?
>>27366934
Nightmare Moon
Sombra
Nightmare Moon
Nightmare Moon
Post your favorite moment of your favorite pony
>When she made Twilight feel guilty because how bad friend she was
>>27366856
>When Applejack took a huge horse dick in her ass
I don't remember the episode, but it was on R34. One of the bets gifs If I had to pick top 2.
All of Magic Dual. Also suicide canon.
>>27366856
that time twilight sparkle had sex with discord
>"And why, Oh noble Princess of Equines, should I allow you and your sister to remain in power, after you lied to your own people for countless generations, fooling them into believing you were some kind of God?"
>>27366739
>"Because I'm ,you, son of dirt."
>>27366759
>"And who, are you?"
>>27366739
My fleurs de lys
What happens?
He steals it!NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!
>>27366727
HARK
THE DOVER BOLTS
>>27366727
I'm just gonna leave my carriage here. Make sure it doesn't go anywhere.
So how long are we going to ignore the fact she healed a cripple en passant?
>>27366721
Probably just like we remember the mane six saving Equestria multiple times and only getting momentary fame for it. Spike is really the only one with lasting fame after his action. Twi just became a princess and is only recognized as that.
>>27366721
Plus, it wasn't Pinkie. It was the ghost of Christmas Present, with Pinkie as a representative to make bronies happy.
>>27366721
>3rd level spell
>hard
I mean, maybe for a dirt horse but come on.
Let's give some appreciation towards Kilala!
Greens
Pic Dumps
Fan art
Do whatever you feel is right.
>>27366720
I feel it's right to send this to the trash.
>>27366720
>>27366720
Best thing ever XDDDDDDD
This was actually pretty funny. Why can't the actual movie be thies good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QuMc3fHqzU
This assumes you sat through Friendship Games, at which point I ask why you watched the third in a series you already didn't like.
>>27366793
>why did u watch it
This is what I say about haters.
>>27366800
>haters
When will we see best stallion on the show again? I want an episode where he goes on a date with glim glam in ponyville while also having to take care of baby marketing gimmick that the parents forced on him.
>>27366652
Why would Big Mac date Glim Glam? Isn't he interested in Appljack and Cheerilee?
>>27366662
>Big Mac
If you're going to bait, at least say flash sentry.
>>27366678
>Predictable bait
lolkid
I miss my retarded but loving Cadance, Anons...
>>27366560
Mods are doing this FOR us!
C'mon, a board full of /b/ tier meta threads and 'LOL I GOT OFF LE RIDE BUT AM LE BACK NOW' threads are what we need!
Quality posting! Thanks, mods!
>>27366560
Have something I wrote in a "I'M SORRY I BURNED YOUR PLUSHIES ANON!" thread:
>Go into your bedroom.
>your mattress, sheets, blankets, and pillows have been replaced by dozens and dozens of Cadence plushies.
>A single large Shining Armor plushie sits atop the pile.
>"You know, to snuggle with!"
"Gimme my bed back, Cadence."
>"Not until you try this! Hop on in!"
>You sigh wearily as you climb atop the mound of plushies.
>It's surprisingly comfortable, but without a blanket it'd be impossible to sleep on it.
"There, I tried it. Bring my bed back now."
>As you start to get off the pile, Cadence's horn flickers with a pink spark.
>Suddenly you sink into the pile; it feels like some of the plushies moved out from beneath you.
"H-hey, what the-"
>You freeze when you realize the plushies are moving on their own, crawling over you to envelop your body.
>You can hear lots of excited little squees and happy noises as they cover you until only your face pokes out.
>You even hear a few say they love you.
>They begin to gently rub your body all over with their soft hooves.
>Some of them just wrap their forehooves around you and nuzzle whatever they can reach.
>You try to pry them off and climb out, causing them to cry out and beg you not to leave them; some even apologize and promise to hug you better.
>Their little grips are surprisingly strong. You give up after a short while and sink in, eliciting a chorus of cheerful hoorays.
"C-cadence, what the fuck is-"
>She's gone. Where the fuck did she-
>You notice a long pink horn moving through the plushies, like a shark fin through water.
>A warm weight settles on you as she climbs onto your chest and tucks her muzzle beneath her chin.
>She begins humming a soothing lullaby, and a chorus of soft voices from all around you join in.
>Your eyelids feel heavy. Right as you're about to slip into unconsciousness, you hear a soft voice speak out.
>"Sweet dreams, Anon."
>Damn you, lovehorse.
>>27366560I don't.
The question we've been asking since the show began. At first, we assume that it is Twilight Sparkle. She is the title character, after all. Not quite.
Think about it. Who is singing about "My Little Pony"? Twilight herself. Besides, Twilight is probably a teen, you would think "little" would refer to a colt or filly.
Who fits this description? The Cutie Mark Crusaders? No. They have only a limited to connection to Twilight. Celestia? Luna? Of course not. None of the Mane Six would make sense. But there doesn't seem to be any other...
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>>27366309
>I have the answer: Spike.
>Potentialâ„¢
But anon, Spike isn't a pony!
>>27366309
fuk u give me my sides back
>>27366309
She is singing about her vagina.
You have NO EVIDENCE, NO PROOF that Windigos exist, you just believe and have faith in your book of fairy tales!
Well shucks, I guess you proved me wrong. I don't know what I was thinking. Thank you for enlightening me.
>>27366237
If a ghost came out of nowhere and told me they were real, I'd believe it.
>>27366237
Hi Anon, did you know roleplaying is against the rules?
https://www.4chan.org/rules#mlp
Mods and janitors have tried to take a hands-off approach with this format of thread, but it's gotten to the point where low-effort "greentext bait" threads using this format have started to take over the board. These threads are often completely unrelated to MLP other than the OP image, and since they take very little effort to create they...
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Why haven't we seen her do anything fire-related in the show?
>>27366187
The sun is a big ball of nuclear fusion, not fire.
>>27366187
Their saving it for the movie when she goes evil.
>>27366187
Celestia =/= Ponyta.
Is the Magic of Friendship still real /mlp/?
>>27366163
Yes.
Only as much as you want it to
>>27366163
No and its all your fault for shitposting so much.