A sequel for Crystal Warlock; Quest set in Sombraverse.
Anonpone link: https://www.anonpone.com/virginharder/
Crystal Warlock summary: http://pastebin.com/raw/GBPa5pgR
Character [Body Composition][Inventory][Known Spells]: http://pastebin.com/raw/B2rD98f1
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>You are Aurora Flare, a pony turned into a Crystal Golem.
>Are currently on a mission to save Sombra’s Legate, Golden Shield, from Cloudsdale’s capture.
>You are travelling with Trampled Flower,...
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After the experiment, which ended up being either a successful or an unsuccessful flop, you decide to spend the rest of your two hours together with your foals, that is, your companions, in the dream world. After draining Vizier’s dark magic and moulding it together with your own, you quickly decide against trying it with other six gems; it was neither helpful nor painless. Instead, you settle down and relax your body.
You open your eyes immediately after, your two hours have passed in an unnoticeable flash. There is no dream, or a nightmare, to be experienced. You...
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>>27344972
nothing happen, just checking the vizir talisman that she gave me.
>>27344972
I did an experiment with the crystals the Vizier gave me. It was painful and damaged me a little but I'm actually very happy now! Now of only I can find a way to repair my body.
If they're ready to go let us be off in high spirits.
>Rarity gives you this look, telling you to describe your deepest darkest fantasy about her. She doesn't care what it may be and just wants to hear from you what you really, really like.
>"I know you fantasize about me, Darling." She softly hums to you. "And I... I just would like to know what it is that goes on in your... special dreams about me." Her mouth gently twists into a lip bite.
>She seems eager about this.
>Rarity won't...
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>>27341643
thread 201 of 10000.
>>27341654
we will get there eventually.
>>27341676
>eventually
>no cute flutterbutter thread
Let's fix that.
i would snuggle >rape her
Cute, edgy and sad emo ponies thread.
Writers Bin and Miscellaneous (Pictures, music, links, etc)
here: http://derpy.me/emo
Emooooooooooooo!
>>27329170
>edgy special snowflake oc thread
Garbage just like the the bat and moth threads.
>>27329199
i want an edgy-off between /bat/ and /emo/
>moth still alive
oh!
As of this posting it's still Tuesday somewhere, that means half-priced drinks for less-than-classy women and a big thumbs up from those who like them just the way they are. Post girls who are easy, sleezy, or between-the-ears-breezy.
A partial pastebin list:
http://pastebin.com/GbUT0gqA
Pairs.
Au Pairs
And tiny underwears
Old thread
>>27153600
Would they get along?
WELCOME TO THE MOTH PONY THREAD MOTHERFUCKER!
All Moths and Moth stories welcome. Contributions are appreciated; no lore is needed for the stories. Just sit back and have fun with the Moths!
ASHES >>25934639
THE OLD DUST BIN: http://pastebin.com/u/mothpone
WANT TO SEE WHO USED TO BE HERE AND ALL THEIR STUFF?: http://derpy.me/People
Outdated Pictures/Gallery/Clop: http://derpy.me/Mothpone
OLD WIKIA (CHECK IT NERD, HELP TO FILL IT): http://derpy.me/Wikia
Fast Travel TO PREVIOUS THREADS: http://derpy.me/Fast_travel
Moth...
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FIRST FOR MOFF
>>27308024
u shid
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE,...
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I want to cum inside Flootershy
This, along with the long-defunct Rainbro thread, is one of the oldest threads on /mlp/.
Time to retire it.
>>27306582
...Nah
>If you would like to join, make a sensible loadout here at:
innawoods.net
>When you're done, read over the Operator's Handbook:
http://pastebin.com/B4PD8nAi
>Or of the Hoofbook if you wanna be a pony:
https://pastebin.com/SjEWsDfC
>Overall Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/PonyStrangler
>Then jump into our IRC chat, #OiE on esper.net server or use
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>Post #1/2: Shanis & Roust: (A) Frost Ripper
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INUu_dUlXDI
>>27260755
>>27260949
>'The moment we get back I'm going to commission Krinza and Aiutante to make as many diamondine spears as I can carry-'
>Landing in the snow while her fury subsides, the Changeling's eyes snap up to the Frost Ripper, snickering as it's...
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>Post #2/2: Shanis & Roust: (A) Frost Ripper
>>27260755
>>27260949
>Streaming through the frozen air and encountering a hefty amount of Void turbulence throughout it, brief images of Crystal ponies condescendingly mocking unicorns teleporting themselves halfway into snow banks flicker across your surface thoughts, the Wastelands reverting to it's comfortable silence quickly.
>Relocating into realspace behind the falling blade, the chain carrying it flails once while it continues falling, the Frost Ripper smashes down into the permafrost atop the blade Roust stabilized and sending out a tidal wave of snow, immediately loosing a series of tremendously pained earth-shaking shrieks.
[1d6+4] <Ripping Screams
>Much closer than either of you, Shanis begins screaming, both physically and mentally, in a desperate hope to drown out the abomination's sounds.
>"SHUT UP SHUT UP MAKE IT SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND!"
>>27299394
>Wonderful! Like her mother always said, a Pegasi's wings were more than just tools used for flight.
>The feathers were pieces of the soul.
>Ah, she was getting all worked up now.
>All teary and nostalgic.
>Sunny quickly set about affirming the alchemical base required for a regeneration potion.
>It was like Restoration, but relied...
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Would you let Fluttershy pretend to bully you to boost her confidence?
Previous thread: >>27186126
Alright, hold up.
>>27294955
would it be weird that she tries to bully.. you find it so incredibly cute that you just hug her? Will that adversely effect your self confidence?
>>27295618
Why?
Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!
Previous thread: >>27085736
Check out our slowly growing pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs
Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.
>>27292793
First for small pone petting
Anyone here who also hangs around in the huge humans threads? Know what's happening with those lately? Haven't seen one in a while, is it just the usually gap between threads or is something up?
>>27293127
http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27112861/#27186415_1
Previous Thread:
>>27111478
Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Ponybones
http://pastebin.com/u/mediocrewritefag
http://pastebin.com/u/twilight_game_night
Mediocre, Bones, plz come back.
>>27290053
>Decide to do some early morning updates before my gf wakes up
>Thread is kill
I really am going to crank shit out once my finals are over with, I promise.
>>27290117
Finally, Sweetie Belle sweetness to drown out the pain of Silver's suffering.
>>27224865
>Just prior to you taking a full breath, she pulls a bag of popcorn from within her hair and sets her eyes on you.
>”Okay, now I'm ready.”
>You look back towards the girls and consider your actions for just a moment longer.
>But yeah, you are pretty much going to just tell her at this point.
>It's not like she can make this worse.
“...Alright, Pinkie,...
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What happened to the last thread?
>>27288865
Fuck I forgot to put the mulp wiki thing on the OP
My bad.
http://mulpwiki.org/index.php/Prison
>>27288874
I still have the tab open
For some reason a mod deleted it
https://gyazo.com/094b4189cd1e60a20cbcfd1e12ad1948
Why? Hell if I know. Maybe they are getting bored and deleting stuff.
"Start a New Thread Already" Edition
Previous Thread: >>27063752
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.
All the stories as far as we know are on this pastebin.
>http://pastebin.com/DRJ1awuQ
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom....
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>A history lesson with Cheerille that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challanges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerbys for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pitty on her, and taking her out for icreamComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Incidentally, I took over the age difference pastebin from YEEPZ. If anyone needs me to add something, just give me a (you)
Insta-bump at your service. 24/7 bumpage whenever wherever, you got it bucko. We have bumps on the street, on the sidewalk, on the back of your left shoulder you should probably get that checked out, in Anon's Bump Emporium.
Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place....
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Tips and links:
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s...
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Okay, now that that's out of the way, I need something critiqued. Namely, this thing. Mad Science: Chapter 4.
>The candlelight does a casual tango along the walls over the library loft as you carefully dip a thick quill into a crystalline pot of ink and scrawl out the short phrase you began your ritual with:
>“Dear Princess Celestia,” the letter begins.
>“I apologize in my delay in writing this, as I have been quite occupied with recent events. Three days ago, a human known...
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>>27252611
>Mornings were never your strong suit.
>You always preferred to stay up late into the night, flipping through a good book, huddled beneath the woolen blankets of your bed with a mug of black tea by your side.
>Fortunately, you learned a near-instant boiling spell a few weeks ago, and that should help you -
>You find Anonymous awake early in the morning, sitting at a table in your library, a stack of books and papers by his side.
>A yellow pencil sits in between his thumb and forefinger, the graphite currently being worked to a flat nib as it waltzes across a formerly blank sheet.
>“Oh, good. You’re awake,” he says, before returning to his scribbling.
“A ‘good morning, Twilight,’ would be nice,” you say in response.
“Let’s assume I said that then, and move on,” he replies.
>Your lips form a paltry frown.
>“We have much work to do today,” Anonymous continues. “From your books, I have come to understand that Equestria has a very advanced picture of classical physics, up through electrodynamics, but no forays into the quantum realm. This will be a hindrance as we .progress in our research into the origin of magic.”
>Walking over to the desk, you take a look at the nearly illegible scrawl written on the sheets of paper, barely making out words like “electromagnetic interaction,” “W-boson,” and “quantum chromodynamics,” plus long rows of mathematical equations in symbols that seemed to simply melt into an illegible mess in the same way that sugar melts into boiling lead.
“You read all of those books?” you ask, lifting up one of the six heavy tomes with your telekinesis.
>“Skimmed for the most part. Read a few parts,” he says.
>Faintly, he mutters something that you can’t quite make out, but sounds something like “haven’t been sleeping much.”
“What?”