Let's talk about this cutie.
Pacifier in anus when?
I bet she wears diapers
>>27459277
stop giving me fetishes, anon
There has to be some logical/biological answer. I saw someone say something about their physical features being similar to humans, but I don't see how a quadruped equine with huge eyes and (usually) an equines snatch is similar.
i've fucked hollow zucchinis
This should be obvious
>>27459023
609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
For all of Rarity's celebrated successes, she's still a relative newcomer outside of Ponyville. Carousel Boutique may have attracted the attention of big names like Sapphire Shores and Hoity Toity, but even after breaking into the markets at Canterlot and Manehattan, she's still one of numerous other designers. What about the other fashion stores lining Saddle Row? How have they taken to their new neighbor?
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>filly
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608...
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Previous thread --> https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27449254/#27450311
Boss two: The Flim Flam Brothers
>The Flim Flam Brothers have grown tired of their constant failures at ripping ponies off and have now used their know-how of machinery to build devastating contraptions.
>They are now harvesting materials to build even more destructive machines, eventually having the fire power to take over Equestria.
>Instead of bothering Twilight and her friends again Celestia...
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>>27457395
Sunset will destroy you
>>27457588
Well, you got the dubs, but you ain't got the pic. Brah I'm sorry but I make the rules and enforce them.
>>27457596
Sunset will rape you and the boss
Twilight wants you to read her a bedtime story.
What do you read to her?
>>27456335
the ponysutra
>>27456335
The Joy of Sex
>>27456335
Naked Lunch.
>When you remember that one time you wore a DJ-PON3 Hot Topic t shirt to school.
>>27455713
how old are you?
>When you remember that you wore a Fluttershy Hot topic t-shirt to school.It was a women's shirt, too
>>27455725
Rite now 21
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There...
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Open up the left door.
>>27454934
/inv
Take Manhorse's Silver-tipped Great Sword and equip it.
>>27454934
Follow Starlight
There is literally no reason to (still) hate this character.
>>27453853
Except for autism.
>>27453853
why the fuck are its wings so big
>>27453870
ezeneca pls.
Fifteenth Anniversary Edition
This is the superhero general, mainly starring Sunset Shimmer as Spider-woman, but any and all mlp/superhero content is welcome.
green away faggots
Featured: Our newest addition: Voidborn
http://pastebin.com/VRcwJQfG
Live writefags by storysize:
untitled 7 - http://pastebin.com/P4Mawhsw
treppahcs - http://pastebin.com/ps2Ts8J1
superkeaton - http://pastebin.com/u/superkeaton (in parts)
Dead Writefags by storysize:
Beans - http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0
Red - http://pastebin.com/hTFVft7x
Shocker Anon...
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>>27444055
>Be Anon.
>Be seriously pissed.
>“That look on your face...”
>Chrysalis was laughing.
>“Sorryyy~ I just couldn’t resist.”
>You let her laugh herself out as you hide your techwear in your backpack.
>Her laughter slowly dies.
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>>27453434
>She had her arms raised and does a pirouette, looking up in the sky.
>Centipede? Ten Rings? What?
>Well, at least Weapon X was dead.. right?
“You want to bring it all down? You’re an anarchist?”
>“Oh no, I do think some kind of /government/ needs to be in place, you know, for the greater good, even though chaos could be fun for a while too.”
>You...
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>>27453445
>“I know people who’d willingly sacrifice a life to accomplish a small task. Just recently someone died for a simple message... ‘Hey, I’m here. Want to come out and play?’ It’s despicable...”
>There is some puzzle piece you are missing, isn’t there?
>“What do you think?”
“Uhh... Life is sacred?”
>She tilts her head.
>“Give me your hand.”
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jap edition
609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Previous thread
>>27448553
>filly
>colt
>>27452958
Touch horse
Let's have some pony related cringe
>>27452704
>>27452704
https://youtu.be/HeuzblW_vEUim sorry
What a fat disgusting whore. First she eats herself satisfied like a gluttonous pig, then she hands someone else the pig.
Fucking bitch.
>>27452082
I'll hand YOU my pig if you don't stop this shit.
>>27452082
He invited her there. It's his own fault. She didn't have to give him the exclusive interview, but she did. The LEAST he can do is have her pig for her.
>>27452082
>disgusting whore
This isn't your personal blog, don't come here to talk about your sister.
Boss one: Nightmare Moon
>Nightmare Moon's returned and has captured every threat to her rule such as the mane six and the princesses.
>She is now ready to claim all of Equestria, but there is one hero left who can stop her, you, Anon the Summoner.
>Why a summoner?
>Because your not gonna let your ass get handed to you, let the poor saps you summon do that for you.
Nightmare Moon has 100 HP and you must summon heroes to...
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Praises the sun!
I summon Bowser, Lord of the Koopas!
Stab the fucker.
>It is movie night in Ponyvile where all the residents gather around the townhall to watch a film.
>Princess Celestia and Luna are guests to the event.
>It has been four months since you came to equestria.
>The ponies (especially Pinkie Pie) wants to see a human movie.
>You pick (Pic related)
What happens next?
>>27449004
They kill you because you're an Aryannefag
>>27449014
Here is a
>Implying
609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Now that things are slightly settled in for Rarity For You, the Manehattanites can handle the day to day operations. The landlord might still want to encourage his daughter's ventures into the world of fashion, so patience and ingenuity should win the day there. Who knows what she'll be capable of once she learns more of the ins and outs of the business? She's certainly not lacking enthusiasm - she just might be a bit ahead of the curve, is all.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>filly
>filly
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608...
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