You wake up in Ponyville.
What do you do?
pic related
>>27882363Wake Up.
>>27882406
>>27882363
Die form magical exposure, my body can't handle it and the pain and shock is what woke me up instead of letting me die in my sleep. I'm not sure what magical exposure will do to me, I might just die from my nerves screaming in pain or my inside might begin to degrade causing intense hemorrhaging. Maybe I might desolve into barely sentient goop near the end or I could slowly swell until I burst like an overripe grape... yeah that.
What is your honest opinion on her, /mlp/?I honestly have no issue with her and I think she's cute.
>>27882070
tumblrina smeg artist made her popular, now /mlp/ loves her
She's the pony Kwisatz Haderach.
>>27882070
Harmless, so far.
It makes the old '>you will never be their husband' threads a little difficult, though, which is a shame.
would you force yourself upon a semi-reluctant pony?
>>27881845
Rainbow Dash? Yes. She knows what happens when she doesn't, and it's not like any other pony wants her anyway.
>>27881863
I stand corrected; Rainbow Dash deserves everything she gets.
What is Sunset texting you /mlp/?
And how do you respond?
Anon version
Template for other characters.
>>27881790
We're in the same fucking room, stop texting me you mongoloid.
No musical thread? This must be amended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ixfTKGG8A
>>27881640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHpkWcnODms
>>27881640
The only good thing to come out of the EG.
Should have used it to end FIM.
>>27881912
I can see this playing during the final episode
Stop letting it die
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27829825/#q27829825
Would you fall in love with this single mother?
CUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
tbqh tho senpai prob not
>>27870238
I'm surprised anyone is entertaining this Brony cuck headcanon.
>>27870292
>tfw when you date her, even when the perma-virgin /pol/acks reeee endlessly
>tfw after several months her adorable daughter calls you "dad", causing her biological father to have fits
>tfw you give her the bigger family she always wanted, support her like her ex never did, and satisfy herlike you never could
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn...
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If you have a penis you must post a pony. If you have anything but, post griffin. Them's the rules.
>>27890605
im special
Penis Pony reporting for duty
>>27890785
i am more special
612 - Spice Up Your Life
Written by Michael Vogel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
The Wonderbolts Handbook is still storytimed here!
>>27814343
Previous thread: >>27882256
this thread is claimed in the name of
TIDDIES
>filly
filly tiddies
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>27887093
Post your current H/W along with your sheet so I can make sure I have it correct on my end.
im out of jokes, it's just a bears post.
bears.
>>27887102
http://pastebin.com/6dTx6i08
Alright guys, I spent weeks posting thousands of comments on EqD, becoming one of the top 20 commenters, only to delete my account and get myself banned on purpose. Today was a good day. All those EqGfags are now beyond pissed and it makes my dick hard as a rock. May all those faggots rot in hell.
Let's have a Twilight thread in celebration.
>>27884727
>>27884738
>>27884727
>thousands of comments on EqD
>All those EqGfags are now beyond pissed
Which is it?
Ask me anything!
>>27883903
Is my waifu real?
>>27883903
Did George Bush do 9/11?
>>27883903
Will /mlp/ die one day?
Confess your autism and spaghetti to nun Rarity
>>27883665
I have one ball and two dicks
>>27883665
I would fap to her thinking she is a post-op tranny
>>27883665
I only shit with enemas
I fucking HATE these slightly old oldfags who shitpost about hating the new seasons and be a fucking crybaby; so, why do you even hate the modern episodes. They're not perfect(like flurry cunt kinda) but I feel they are just as good or better than the old ones.
>>27879679
Two words why I stopped watching:
Starlight Glimmer
That is all.
I hate season 6 because Spike is getting more speaking lines than my waifu.
>>27879679
you mean the bandwagon faggots who got here at the beginning of this year and simply shit on everything because thats what being a hardcore anonymous legion on 4chan means?
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Hey guys. Sorry for disappearing for a couple of days. I lost the will to write for awhile and didn't want to force myself to write because I didn't want people to not enjoy this.
I won't have my usual update time as well. I'm getting job training and it goes for six hours!
Anyway, I'm ready to continue so let's do this.
>You wake up in the same spot as before. Nothing has changed except the fire went out awhile ago.
>The morning sun has just started to rise. Bathing the world in a dim glow.
>As you start to get up you feel a light tugging. Specifically, from your string loop on your back.
>What do you do?
>>27876967
Check what's holding us.