Post creatures you'd love to see the M6s' reaction to if said creature was put on display in a zoo.
Hardmode: Greentext each of their reactions.
>"WHAT THE FUCK"
>forgetting to greentext
Reactions by name.
Grape Book Tubby
>"Um, I can't be the only one here who sees what's wrong with this. That thing has a spike through its HEAD. How is it even standing, let alone carrying that axe-hammer-thing? And are those blades going through his-Oh Celestia, they are. Hold on...heugh..."
Fashion Creme Darling
>"Oh, my. Well, it's certainly...
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Were you to come up with and BS new powers for the mane six in guardians of harmony so they're not fucking useless compared to Twilight, like what power ponies and do princesses dream of magical sheep did, What would you give each pony?
What would be your explanation for each of their random power ups (artifact, spell, training, whatever), and what would each be? And would you even give twilight anything?
When Rarity gets revealed, I really hope she comes with some fabulous impenetrable diamond armor, and shields and stuff. That would seem fitting for her.
Fluttershy can get animal command nonsnense
And Applejack can get a rope. Yee-haw?
Would you buttfuck the party horse?
What if it was sloppy seconds?
Oh who are you kidding, it would be sloppy 2000ths. Would you still do it?
Sure, but to be honest she doesn't strike me as the type of girl to fuck literally every stallion in sight. She's quite social, sure. Maybe I'm just a faggot.
Rarity, on the other hand...
Are you kidding? Pinkie's such a fucking slut all you have to do is tell her that your pants horn is feeling sad and she'll immediately cheer it up with a mouth hug.
Rarity's a slut, sure, but she's more dignified about it, preferring the glory hole to anything.
post anon filly
good night /mlp/
Equestria Girls was made for lewd. Japan should just buy a license and make a hentai already. No one can deny Sunset Shimmer taking a horsecock on all fours wouldn't make money.
No one can deny, bro. Not even you.
Because you faggots are too lazy to make a thread about Amber and maple on Memorial Day.
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ITT: Songs made for sex, for you and your pony waifu of course.
WHAT THE FUCK NO
What if Anon was a canon villain on the show? What would his powers be, what would he do, and how would our heroins overcome him?
HE WOULD HAVE THE POWER TO HAVE ALL THE POWERS
Being a human from the 'real' world he can rewrite the show using a magic typewriter. He uses it to force the Mane 6 and the Princesses to act out his weirdest waifu fantasies. They manage to get the typewriter away from him while he's being distracted by Starlight Glimmer with help from Trixie. It disappears however when no one is looking, having been stolen by Trixie after she learns it's true power. That sets up the season finale.
Dash found Twilight's porn mag. What lewd things was she clopping to?
Her fantasy of having an orgy with all her "students"
>spike getting cucked and sadly fapping in the corner
>"Uuuummm...Tell you what? How about you toss my salad first, and if you can satisfied me in under 3 minutes, I'll do it. Deal?"
ITT: We post like it's 2011
Am I doing it right?
"Spike at your service" was originally going to feature Derpy as the pony indebted to Applejack, but the Derpygate fiasco beget a change in the episode
This is why the episode ended up largely unpopular and nonsensical