Where is the King and/or Queen of Equestria?
There were no Kings or Queens in Equestria. The closest thing was King Bullion, Princess Platinum's father and still, they simple just became representatives of their tribe after Celly and Luna became princesses.
If anything, Celestia is the Queen.
Want to see the most autistic shit to ever sperg this planet?
Also, general autism thread I guess.
OH MY GOD MY SIDES THAT IS SO PATHETIC AND AUTISTIC
Should brony ride pony? Or is it the other way around?
Starting with an obvious.
What happens when MLP ends? It is already sort of dying...
/mlp/ help me
so for the longest time I've never felt any sort of attraction towards humans, but for whatever reason the only sexual feelings I ever feel now is for MLP:FiM characters. This hasn't bothered me much before but recently I've found it impossible to talk about sexuality like a normal person without feeling all this shit at once and everything in my mind gets mega fucked up when I think too hard about it.
what do I do /mlp/?
Congratulations you've become one step closer to becoming a member of the furry community. Once you embrace it, it'll be a completely new world for you to explore. Think of it like this ponies are just the tip of the iceberg.
Would you cook and eat a pony? What would it taste like?
Earth ponies are probably juicy and tender. Best grilled.
Pegasus ponies tastes like a fine turkey. Best cooked in a oven.
Unicorn are probably the finest meat. Best fried in a pan.
Would you date /mlp/-tan?
Why doesn't Hiro ever visit our little board?
You get to have one and only one full night of passion with the pony of your choice. HOWEVER, before this happens Trixie will use her magic to temporarily shrink your penis so that its 3 inches when erect. This spell will last the whole night and cannot be reversed, even by another pony's magic.
Do you do it?
So what the fuck does Fluttershy even do for a living? All her other friends are shown to have stable jobs, yet all Fluttershy does is stay in her house and take care of her animals.
Does she just collect unemployment checks and count that as her payday for her animal treatment?
dickcare: every day she goes visiting from house to house, lending her services to penisesin need of affections or just a good pat, and the government pays her for this.
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash know you can do it. No matter how little faith you may have in yourself, they will always believe in you.
Will you do it for them?
Angel sure is enjoying that carrot.
If you know what I mean
Are you fuckers ready?! Do you thik we'll see equestria's version of neckbeards?
What if ponies see sex as something pretty common, but things like belly rubs and snuggles as something forbidden and nasty?