They were the highlight of my childhood reading, I was sad when I finished them.

>>8292069

They sorta diagnosed my autism

I never laughed at any of the "jokes" (i.e. "And everyone spent the rest of the day turning their pencils over and over again, trying to write their names on them") I just got angry at them and confused why anyone would do something so stupid, so I got sent to a behavioral health specialists and wouldn't you know it, Autism.

>>8292086
>being actually autistic

these, goosebumps, and junie b. jones were my shit.

i don't remember much but i remember fuckin damien and also a teacher with a 3rd nostril who would suck off the other students

>>8292092

One in 70, bud, Autism is more prevalent than you think.

Also did Wayside have that one story about a student who has a crush on his teacher even though she's married and he finally admits he loves her and she says I love you too and he's shocked and she just explains that just because she loves her husband doesn't mean she can't love other people and that more people she loves the more love she has in total?

Because that was hot as fuck when I was a kid reading that.

The only ones I remember where the ones about a kid getting trapped in some fucked up twilight zone classroom where she had to read a dictionary and one where the teachers parent came by for a student teacher conference.

I wanted to fuck the teacher.

The ghost teacher with the classroom in an alternate universe where you were trapped and couldn't ever leave and in which your perpetual class project was to memorize the dictionary mindfucked me as a kid. That legitimately scared me.

I self-inserted as Todd, the kid that always got in trouble even though everyone else would do shit too. Todd is still my nickname to this day.

All I remember is Kathy-flavored ice-cream and that boy and that girl who traded names. I think it was fun though.

>>8292092
kek

>>8292086
>(i.e. "And everyone spent the rest of the day turning their pencils over and over again, trying to write their names on them")

That's only mildly amusing at best. Why were the kids trying to do this in the first place or are they just supposed to be that stupid?

There was the one side story about a Dentist on the run? And then another one where it describes everyone's voices and somebody's is described as: "Having a voice like a Banana Milkshake" What did he mean by this?

I remember there was a story that was baffling to me as a child. A boy gets to school and no one is there, so he searches the building and ends up in the basement. And there are like... guys in suits and sunglasses there. And they're acting sketchy and tell him it's Saturday, there's no school, so he goes home and that's the end of the story.

Oh yeaaah and there was a great story about a new kid in an oversized raincoat.

What other books did you fellas read when you were kids?

>>8294181
>Oh yeaaah and there was a great story about a new kid in an oversized raincoat.

AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE A FUCKING RAT

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU REMIND ME OF THAT

>>8292095
don't forget the magic tree house