>Hey there anon, I heard you like to read! Why don't you check out this 300 page book that's my absolute favorite because I have shit taste! Let me know what you think! Alright, later buddy, see you around!
T-thanks....but I have a p-pretty big backlog to get through a-already
*runs after him*
N-no thanks, senpai!
>>8291762
>Ready Player One
>The Shining
>Gunslinger
>Fight Club
>Fault in our Stars
>Perks of being a Wallflower
>One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest
>Game of Thrones
>a Bible written entirely in Australian slang
out of all the shit people have told me i """have to read""" I'm probably only going to read The Shining. Mostly because she said she's not reading my reccs unless I read hers.
>>8291794
Any reason you're against reading Cuckoo?
>>8291804
He's already been cucked so there's no point.
>>8291794
Fight Club and A Game of Thrones are actually good.
>>8291794
>she's such a normie that she calls it Game of Thrones and not A Game of Thrones or A Song of Ice and Fire
>>8291784
>Really? But it's my F a v o r i t e book by a longshot. What could you possibly have to read that's better than this? Do you think you're better than me or something?
>>8291823
>he's such a normie he doesn't notice I don't like titles that start with prepositions
get some autism, faggot
>>8291784
Literally used this yesterday when someone tried to make me borrow their vampire nazi book
>>8291794
fuck you cuckoos nest is amazing you pseud
>>8292217
nigga. I just said I was gonna read it.
>>8291794
> >a Bible written entirely in Australian slang
I'd be interested in hearing more about this.
>>8292275
Too bad, I'm not telling you about it
>>8292288
Okay then, sorry I bothered you.
>>8292275
i knew someone would ask so I went looking for it but I can't find it. It was pretty awful, my family bought it for me thinking it would get me to read it on account of the slang while never realizing it was Australian. I'm still mildly insulted about that.
I'll keep looking.
>>8292288
shut up dickhole, you don't deserve those dubs
>>8292305
Thats alright mate. Would this be it?
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3650828-the-aussie-bible
>>8292230
The Shining is good too
>>8292342
kek
>>8292321
nah that's not it. kind of incredible that there are multiple versions of Australian vernacular Bibles
