would you pay for it?
>>8290564
Reddit would. Link it to some of the lolsorandum subreddits and make a couple hundred dollars.
>>8290564
>mfw Chuck Tingle has imitators now
I linked to a couple of subreddits and no one liked it. I guess if 4chan is even more sophisticated than reddit then this will not do well
chuck tingle inspires me
he makes me tingle
i was however disappointed to see that the name had been taken before.
i'm not as original as i thought. my publisher page is mostly gay porn.
>>8290564
Depends.
Never judge a book by its cover.
What's it about?
I don't want to spoil it but it's about God having sex with a dinosaur.
It's more of a short story than a book.
>>8290564
>Hugh G. Rection
can I post a link in case anyone wants to buy it and leave a good review?
>>8290607
If I was your marketing consultant I'd sell it as raunchy Old Testament-inspired erotica that also serves as an allegory to postulate your treatise on post-Creationist theology.
That'd better be what the short story is about, for your own sake and my interest.
wow that sounds complicated.
the story was just about a dinosaur who was troubled and then had sex with god in a forest
if dan brown can be successful why not me
it's a better plot and a better ending than the da vinci code
>>8290647
>if dan brown can be successful why not me
Now that's a good selling point. You're getting the idea.
What am I but a man?