alright, you faggots convinced me to read this. is it gonna just be "lol fresh pussy" the whole time?
>>8287790
Read it and find out, you fucking idiot
>Doritos, light of my life, cheese on my fingers. My hunger, my munchies. Do-ree-toes: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Do. Ree. Tos. It was chips, plain chips, during lunch, weighing one-point-eight ounces in one hand. It was Nacho Cheese for snacks. It was Cool Ranch at school. It was Salsa Verde in the shopping line. But in my mouth it was always Doritos.
If you need to be "convinced", most of it is going way over your head
It's a 3/5 anyway
>>8287796
what would you consider to be a 5/5 book? I always like hearing contrarian opinions.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury:
If you were to read it, it will be the most beatifully crafted thing that will ever intersect into your sad, little pleb life.
>>8287799
gravity's rainbow and infinite jest
>>8287808
>colon
rectum*
>>8287808
Try to put your dick in there. Then show mom.
>>8287821
You can put your dick in there, if you know what I mean.
>>8287823
Yeah, you mean that I can fuck you.
If I were to read Nabokov for pleasure and not to discuss his works with others, I'd read something else by him.
>>8287795
kek'd mightily
underrated post
>>8287790
just be sure to brush up on your French before you start
>>8287799
A 5/5 would be Ulysses or Moby Dick
>>8287790
Go into it with the mindset that it is very much intentionally funny and by the end it ends up beings pretty sad.
Not at all.
It's be better to just find a pretty 13-year-old girl and start courting her if you want that experience.
>>8287795
>>8288025
and make sure to post pics of her sweet nymphet feet
>>8287799
the bible
>>8287795
top 10 posts on 4chan and it's a fucking dorito /lit/ joke
