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>she finished her first draft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKEiEYf3T54
fuck I can't tell if this is more depressing or motivational
id still tap that. hope she has a dik tho
I don't know what this is and I don't care, OP.
>>8257976
How many writers are actually making a living?
52k (median income) a year must be feasible after 3-5 years of writing no?
I'm talking men here.
Women will make money writing no matter what.
>>8257976
holy shit she is insanely annoying.
i made it 10 seconds. maybe.
>>8257976
What the fuck is that?
YouTube is truly a scourge on creativity. A whole generation has found a place where their puerile rantings can not only be heard outside of their bedroom, but to which people willingly subscribe, presumably for attraction to second rate traits like physical beauty and sarcasm. Once in receipt of this attention—desired so verily by the ego—where goes the motive for self-improvement?
True creatives work in a bubble, answering only to themselves.
If your spirit slumped in reflection of the demise of creative integrity in the 20th century, then I fear you must avail yourselves from your sensory organs now, as the fires seem wont to consume all.
>>8257976
is this histrionic PD?
>>8258124
There are some debatable marketing tactics to make your ebook a topseller on amazon and thus having amazon do the marketing for you whoch results in a 6-12k profit per trimestee for the first couple of trimesters and then somewhat declining afterwards.
It costs about, I'd say 2.5k to get the process going.
>>8258311
Alright Harold, time to call it a night.
>>8257976
why is she apparently wearing two different lipsticks in the video? is this some oh so quirky thing that she does?
>>8257976
>Mfw
>were wearing the same shirt. twinsies
>If you're still not sure about the name then you can use the name "Layla" which is my name haha :)
>>8257976
ugh I love xtine she's so funny. have you guys checked out her comedy channel. I have high hopes for her book. I bet she will be the female john green.
>>8258780
>I bet she will be the female john green.
she will bang lots of 14 year old girls?
Do you think she would consider writing a short story about her butthole? I would read it
>>8258556
>spite fuel
Im a little glad I can give it a name now, thanks anon
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ao6sTbv.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
Why haven't you visited Christine's comedy channel yet? Explain yourself
>>8257976
Is she only wearing panties in the video?
>>8259122
woah I am now interested. is she the hottest book tube girl of all time? how Olde is she ?
GONNA
SUCC
DEM
THIGHS
>>8258311
WHHHHHHHHHHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT
PLEASE ETLL ME IT'S PARODY
>>8259156
yeah thats her whole shtick
>>8258186
that's about how long I'd last in the pussy, bruh
>>8259197
>succ
>thighs
do u even know how to sex
>>8259226
I'd give her my whole shtick iykwim
>>8260294
Do you?
> Create thread giving literary patricians like yourselves a chance to read something new and original
> 0 replies
> Someone makes a thread about an attention seeking woman
> lots of attention
Fuck you /lit/ I give up
>>8260313
you seem to have missed the point of this site, anon.
>>8260306
heh y-yeah of course I do!
I do it all the time...sex, that is.
succin thighs, amiright!
such an integral part of doing sex.
>>8258311
Not an argument.
>>8260322
You're making it painfully obvious you've never satisfied a woman
I'm not saying you haven't put your penis inside of one, but she clearly didn't enjoy it
>>8260322
If you want to give that good head you gotta nibble the thighs brah
>>8258350
>It costs about, I'd say 2.5k to get the process going.
where
what
imagine tolstoy doing this after writing war and peace
>>8260339
>having sex for the woman's enjoyment
how is life as a misanthrope?
>>8258014
Tap what? The faucet? Kill yourself.
>>8258437
It's supposed to symbolize the daily abuse male patriarchs do unto women. The dark tone is the blood blister one receives after a beating.
>>8257976
>writing drafts
>not painstakingly revising every last word as you type so that when you're done the book is finished.
>>8258311
>scourge
>puerile
>willingly
>presumably
>verily
>avail
>wont
>>8260915
That's a terrible process for thinking and developing.
>>8260928
who are these kids who wear these hats and dress like this. I always see these pictures online but I've never seen one out in the world. is it just a meme ?
>>8261202
I haven't seen as many since high schoolsix years ago.
>>8261202
I assume there are less of them due to public shaming online, but they're still out there. Go to the mall and people watch for a while, you'll probably spot one.
>>8261246
this picture is like 10 years old lmao
>>8260714
bearable, for a change
>>8260915
>not doing that and then doing a second draft and finally a third after you've left it alone in a folder for six months
>>8257976
Who the fuck is this manic jack-o-lantern?
>>8260372
Basically you write the thing down (bear in mind i'm talking about pure genre fiction and sellable literary fiction, this won't work for your experimental no written words book) and then do the following:
>hire an editor to correct it
>hire an agency to do the formatting (no you can't do that on your own)
>hire an artist on devianart to do the cover (one of the most if not the most important part of selling it - stay under 500 in budget but get someone who has a following and has worked on other commercially succesfull books before)
>now let's get to business:
>create a facebook page. Buy a couple thausands likes.
>make a website on squarespace where you have about twenty articles about your and/or the book
>activate promotion on posts.
>a month before release spam one article on your facebook page every day
>activate post promotion
>put the book up on amazon. Make it a free download for the first week or two
>buy a couple of thousands downloads
Because for amazon 1 free download = 1 purchase, If the advertising has been done correctly and you put the right description and the right keywords this will most likely put you in bestsellers for the week.
Once you're there amazon will start aggresively advertising you into the mails of potentially interest customers, and they're very good at their job.
I lived as a ghistwriters like this for a couple years. I'm on my phone now, if you want I can post more details like what sites to buy the downloads from etc
>>8262051
>deviantart
no! go on fiverr, and you'll get an exponentially better price for the same/better quality.
>>8262074
It's not a matter of quality. None of this is a matter of quality. The point is chosing an artist that already has a following, which in return will generate interest for your book. Devianart is a much bigger market with a much bigger audience and thus is better for the job.
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>>8258311
You are right bro, and this is actually a good thing, more space for those willing to spend time in creating stuff and not just looking for attention.
>>8262051
Would you suggest doing the same thing if you already have a small following on Twitter and Facebook (around 20k people)?
>>8262104
Yes. You could skip on buying facebook likes of course, but it depends on how much your following likes you and why does it like you.
But here's the thing: books more than anything else either flop really hard or do really good; if you already have a following and you add everything else on top it might stay way longer in the graduatories and make you way more.
>>8262104
Actually let me explain myself a little better.
The reason why we buy facebook likes and we promote the book is that people brought in this way have been brought in specifically to try the free download once the book will come out. If you're famous on twitter because of your half-naked selfies, that doens't mean people will be tempted to try your free ebook. I'd say do the whole articles about you once a day every day and judge by the reaction
I need this girl to sit on my face or I will die of boookread
>>8262137
Sure. I should get back to you with everything once I get home late his afternoon, european time
what the fuck is this accent?
she sounds like the woman on seinfeld that keep saying "jerry, you gotta see the baby"
This is why I can only like girls in stories.
>>8262182
Sure is fun to have /r9k/ here
>>8258311
This is why when I am in the writing process, it takes me a week to actually get efficiently creative. I unplug everything and focus on my writing. Too much information overload nowadays.
loljk. I barely ever write. I'm too distracted with the internet,books,movies,tv,news,social media, social media news, /lit/, /pol/, /b/. /r9k/ although I kinda quit all other boards except for /lit/, music, smoking weed, drinking, crying, thinking, smoking, sleeping, eating
If I ever exhaust everyone of these vices I simply sit down and try writing which takes me like 15 minutes to work on a single sentence I wrote, moving around words, replacing them and by the end completely different sentence that lost the original purpose. Then I throw away the file and forget about it.
I love the 21st century. :))))))))))
kill me now hahhahaha
>>8260553
lmao kek
>>8262394
;_:
>>8260339
You are a reddit fucking neckbeard if you can't understand the post you're replying to was a joke
>>8257976
I always feel violated after watching a quick-cut video.In combination with that way of talking + the content. Ah, the humanity!
>>8260276
Are those C's? that's the true patrician breast size.
>>8260553
As if War and Peace had multiple drafts and Tolstoy didn't frenetically write the final perfect manuscript the first time out.
>>8263014
You spelled B wrong anon
>>8257976
Misstress T wrote a book
>>8258780
>implying john green is good
>>8264603
he's honestly fine man
>>8264609
Is that his alter ego?
god damn I really just wanna fuck her into silence and cum all over her stupid fucking face, after which I would wipe my dick off on her manuscript and tell her genre fiction is for plebs
>>8262394
fuck, i wish i didn't know this feel
>>8257976
How can people actually watch and enjoy these types of youtubers? Really makes me think hmmmmm.
>>8264713
Pleb Entertainment is huge, get on that money train famsenpai.
>>8264551
>dominatrix that humiliates you for having inferior taste in books
>>8264942
If I had money I would request this as a custom scene
>Infinite Jest? You're such a disgusting faggot pleb. Can you even name one of the tragidians?
>>8258124
Only 2% of writers published by the largest 20 publishing houses in the United States are living from their royalties alone. That's fewer than 1,000 people.
>>8261202
My brother is (was) one.
if photos could kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbjJ_prOnEg
HOLY FUCK IT ONLY GETS WORSE
booktubers are kind of like a Paul Walker car crash between /tv/ and /lit/
>>8265971
Pshshfjdhsgfsydbdbfjnflabchgsg
>>8265971
Fucking hell
>>8265971
yay sasha is in this video
>>8265969
meeting these girls is the reason I became a booktuber. it is my goal to fuck either xtine or sasha. I just gotta start reading YA and build my fan base. then hopefully get popular and do a video with them. then get them drunk and fuck them. then make a video saying it was all a lie, YA is gay. I just did it for pussy. wish me luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ARDebQbI10
mai booktubefu
>>8266492
sounds like you're more of a fucktuber. but good luck anyway.
>>8257976
I heard she makes porn under the name "xxxtine"
>>8260322
lol check this faggot out. I bet you've never even read bukowski lmao
>>8265969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbjJ_prOnEg
Christ Jesus.
>>8267764
normies are a meme
