What dose Harold Bloom think of John Green?
>>8256128
he doesn't
>>8256128
Last night he dreamt of John Green tenderly fondling him while dressed as an anthropomorphic fox.
T. his psychiatrist
>>8256128
"Slide it." - Harold Bloom, on John Green threads
>>8256134
This
Harold Bloom's 108 years old. He knows he's going to die any minute now. Why would he spend his time caring about some YA writer popular among teenagers?
>>8256128
just watched an interview with this fat fuck. holy shit he is so cringe.
>>8256464
I thought for a second that he was legitimately 108 y/o
>>8256464
>108
He is 85, nice bait.
>>8256491
What's the difference?
>>8256491
jesus fucking christ
>>8256514
He could make to 108, but I'm sure he can't go for the 131.
>>8256531
>I'm sure
>sure
sure
>>8256536
The oldest person ever died at 122. Yes, I'm sure.
>>8256128
does*
>>8256542
"He/she could make it to 99, but I'm sure he/she can't go for the 122."
"The oldest person ever died at 113. Yes, I'm sure."
>>8256556
He isn't a female, my friend.
>>8256562
so choose the "he" option then
>>8256128
Good god this man's face is like a permanent reaction image
>>8256579
>the ten oldest people ever are all females
:^)
I'M SURE he can't break the curse.
>>8256596
Anon's clearly getting autistic over your use of "person", not your own autism about ages.
>>8256596
he's a big guy
>>8256542
Man, who would even want to live to be that old
"Green, John. A nonentity, a total fraud, means nothing to me. Deset his bawdy 'The Fault In Our Stars'. A favourite from ages 12 to 16, but no longer."
–Harold Bloom
