Pleb general?
>go to uni
>meet new people
>go visit them
>see collection of books
>they have books written by women and non-whites
>"why don't you want to hang out anymore?"
>mfw
fucking hates normies and cucks
>>8251104
>meeting people
>visiting them
>claims to not be a normie
>>8251110
i'm redpilled, kid
I lust love the thought of your retarded soul exiting your fat sweaty body and going straight to hell after your heart collapses from too much mountain dew
>>8251115
t. a women
>>8251119
Did your mom molest you?
>>8251104
/r9k/ pls go
>>8251124
>>8251128
>t. Alberto Barbosa
>>8251104
>implying they actually wanted to hang out with you and didn't ask you out of pity
>>8251132
t. Schizophrenic
The fuck does this have to do with literature?
Because you mentioned books?
>>8251144
it's a metaphor I guess. Not him btw, I'm a completely different anon.
>>8251144
Literally nothing, he just wants to start a fight and have an excuse to post pepes
>>8251144
It's a new form of flash fiction.
>>8251144
>implying greentext isn't the highest literary form
>roommate says he reads
>ask him what he reads
>he shows me the pulpiest pulp fantasy collection ever
>book he's currently reading is about some time travelling prince????
>mfw listening to him drone on about his other books
>>8251178
gah, apppallling
you can tell who the /lit/ posters are and who the reddit dot come slash r slash 4chan posters are (aka OP) lmfao fuck off back to rebbit and upvote ur edgy content there faggot
>>8251182
Go fuck a kangaroo
>>8251196
sperg harder than an autist flipping over a plate of tendies
>"hey anon, you read! you'll really like this author i found"
>o fuck someone's talking to me why.jpeg
>they want to talk to me about books
>okay just try to refuse politely without exposing yourself as a complete c/lit/
>"you'd really like him"
>"i'm reading some very specific things at the moment i don't have time sorry"
>"but you'd really like it"
>try not to say it
>"i'm reading very sarcastic crit atm and i'm only half way thru"
>"BUT HE'S SARCASTIC TOO come on you'll love him"
>"i-i don't want to change languages in the middle of a french..."
>"oh come on, anon, you can read this way quicker than french"
>"..."
>"you'd totally love it, it's even sci-fi"
>i'm going to die from retaining pretensions this long
>"...i r-really c-can't rn"
>"just take his name for later, he even makes french jokes XD"
>"o-ok"
>"terry pratchett, he's so great"
>terry fucking pratchett
>"I AM READING DELEUZE AND GUATTARI"
>"what?"
>"n-nevermind bye"
>having friends
>uni
pleb shortening of higher learning institutions
>>8251278
kys
doings/listenings i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IfRUvZC9Mo
>>8251353
wrong board m8