Why can't I read this without having to jerk off every 15 minutes?
>>8248335
i want to fulfill my lust by consummating my relationship with the sow (incidentally the title character).
>>8248335
isn't it about dudes?
>>8248335
probably because you're a hormone-addled angsty teenager who doesn't have a girlfriend, watches too much porn, and has slightly psychopathic tendencies. you'd probably have to have a wank after looking at a piece of cardboard.
>>8248350
Well put Blackadder.
>>8248350
To be frank that piece of cardboard is pretty damn hot