What would you do if some sick fucks got together and tried to trap you in a nightmare realm ruled by Stephen King? Would you be mad?
All men would get to be their 12-year old selves again, but in a more nostalgia twisted, less problematic version of their childhood.
All women would need to undergo group sex in sewers to keep the group together.
Is it just one person making all these Stephen King posts on /lit/? There surely can't be a lot of posters here actually interested in this guy's oeuvre.
I wonder if its one of those "viral marketing" things where someone is paid to constantly post about a subject (King in this case). I wish he'd stop.
Isn't Stephen King a pretty nice guy? A world ruled by him would probably be fine.
>>8181280
I'm so confused. It doesn't look fine from the inside or the outside.
>>8181230
I was an actual terror as a 12 year old, like destructive and violent locking me up with my 12 year old self is scary as fuck to me lol
I wouldn't be mad but rather kill myself. All his novels are filled with falsely nice single fathers who give each others nicknames, have broken artsy jobs, pretentious references and failed irony mixed with outdated humour. They all sound like characters in language textbooks.
>>8181329
I was well liked as a child for some reason. Girls liked bothering me even though I didn't have much to say. Female teachers thought I was cute. Male teachers left me alone because I got good grades. I was generally happy even though I didn't know what was going on around me.
>>8181224
Not really, I'd just chill with RF and have giggles at human suffering.
>>8181403
eh, the Stand was okay
>>8181329
Cringed.
>>8181412
He was much less of a jerk in Hearts in Atlantis.
>wakes up in stand by me
So, basically this?
>>8181632
King wishes he wrote something as good as that movie.
Stephen "shaved pussies and bare titties" King? I would be fine.
>>8181280
He's an uber liberal now so if that's your definition of nice, then yeah I guess he is hella nice.
>>8181224
I'd be mad that I was stuck in such a poorly written story.
