>you're with a guy like picrelated
>an attractive woman is nearby, out of hearing range
>the guys says something like, "Anon, look at the tits on her, phwoar!"
How are you meant to respond? Be srs. Are you seriously telling me that DFW in that situation would be "sincere"?
get a grip, you gay cunt
who cares what some random mong has to say?
I'd laugh because I'm not an autist
>hubbahubbahubbahubbahubba AWOOOGAH!!
Or really any vocalization reminiscent of a Tex Avery cartoon character will do.
>being such a fucking faggot that you can't just relax and be a guy with your friends
"Hmm, yes, she is an attractive specimen of femalehood... though I must say I am more interested in another pair of fatty body parts she hides..." said David Foster Wallace.
"Her buttocks eh?"
"No... the hemispheres of her brain."
>wew, lad, you're an absolute madman
>ya they'd probably not cover my dick when i titty fuck her though
>[kek] we all know you have a small dick, Steph told everyone
>man, you go there so early?
>>8181223
I wouldn't be with him in the first place, if I was I'd probably just look at her and day what I think of them then continue whatever I was doing or pretending I was doing.
>>8181223
How did I end up on /fit/?
>>8181223
Y-yeah... you too...
>>8181223
I don't know why I'd be near him to begin with, but I'd probably try to leave the area after hearing that. Might make a small excuse before going, depending on where it was.
>>8181223
Man in the Van doin Prostate Exams
>yas
kek
>>8181429
Should've been /thread
>>8181223
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
>>8181223
There are two approaches:
1. You've already altered your behaviour (as most people do) to compensate for the company you're in, so you respond as they would ("fucking top class bangers"). It's the usual approach I find people take when in different company.
2. You're sticking with your current personality (even though it is completely at odds with the situation), and say sharply "give her some respect". This is the more alpha approach, as you don't give a shit what the other person thinks AND you're asserting your dominance over them.
I'd agree or tell him he has poor tastes
yeah alri haha
>>8181476
*tips fedora*
>>8182180
The more alpha situation is first scenario tbqh
Social adaptability is an alpha trait iirc
And why not combine both?
