Write eroticism like pynchon, go!
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He always had a snake wrapped around his waist, and he walked with a limp. He saw the board girl in the corner of the room and knew she was the one he was supposed to meet...
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then, suddenly, goofy came in, with a black woman stuck on his knot, and took a steamy hot dump into the gullet of his hot neckbeard tranny wife
Blately Envoy, protagonist, read with feverish devotion medical manuals describing the function and structure of the human gonads, constructing in the theater of his mind an ever more elaborate, ever more immediate image of a lone and levitating phallus the color of a classic sculpture erupting like an audience as its unchristian juices splattered the pine flooring.
I was going to continue but I can't be bothered sorry