You are at an event of some kind. You are mingling. This guy starts talking to you. It's clear he's hopelessly red-pilled, and very annoying. You want him to stop talking to you, but he's a good friend or relative of so-and-so and you can't be rude outright. He's talking about literature, and he asks you your favourite book. You want him to leave you alone—what book do you choose?
This will be a bad thread
If I say somethin librul, it could just agitate him and make him argue with me.
So I will go with the crazy route and talk about some batshit Timecube-tier self-published work and get REALLY enthusiastic about it just making shit up as I go until he's weirded out enough to go away.
>>8179795
where did that come from? You a psychic or something? you're scaring me. what's going on
"my-- oh, one second. erica! you look amazing!"
instead of being some autist making conversation with people i don't want to talk to.
>>8179795
wow shitty bait threads are bad? who knew!
>tfw have to begrudgingly friend some dude on facebook that i met in the religious section of half price books just so i didnt have to give him my number
why
>>8179795
Most people who click on this thread will think
>I know, I'd tell him, like, a postcolonial novel by a black lesbian about—except I don't know any novels by black lesbians... fuck... I don't just want to post Chinua Achebe...
then they'll give up, not post, and move on
>>8179791
Notes, like I recommend anyone else nurturing an idealism that the world will eventually prove wrong.
>>8179791
Michelle Obama's Bring Our Girls Back.
I say the Nibelungenlied just to get him off my back.
And if he can talk about 13th century Germanic epic poetry, so much the better.
>>8179791
The Holy Bible
