Yes yes, well done Tolkien, well done Tolkien
HOWEVER
>dies before completing his life's work because he's a disgusting fat bastard
HAHAHAHAHHA
I can't wait
I don't get what dumbledore has to do with this.
Personally I thought the R.A. Salvatore adaptions of the LOTR movies were better than the books.
>>8178892
>Personally I thought the R.A. Salvatore adaptions of the LOTR movies were better than the books.
Wait what?!
That's a thing?
>>8178904
Sorry, I meant R.L. Stine.
>>8178907
How can I trust anyone on the internet again
>>8178768
how many of these stupid shitty threads do we really need
>tolkien doesn't autistically describe the various taxes levied on the realms in his books, or where they get their corn, ergo tolkien was shit.
-George R R Martin.
>>8179040
>where they get their corn
But he did...