This guy walks up to you at the book store and sees you reading your effeminate meme literature and berates you for not having Honour, Strength, Mastery of Courage. He thrusts a copy of The Way Of Men into your hands.
What do you do?
Call for store security or the police probably
Tell him I've already read it and suck his cock to thank him for his time
>>8159557
kick him in the nuts and run away
fucking cancerous
>>8159557
call him a faggot
then sue when he assaults me
>>8159582
Implying he would care since he's an openly gay man.
>>8159579
ah, blood meridian, monsieur? that novel is the sark and chaparral of literature, the filament whereon rode the remuda of highbrow, corraled out of some destitute hacienda upon the arroya, quirting and splurting with main and with pyrolatrous coagulate of lobated grandiloquence. our eyes rode over the pages, monsieur, of that slatribed azotea like argonauts of suttee, juzgados of swole, bights and systoles of walleyed and tyrolean and carbolic and tectite and scurvid and querent and creosote and scapular malpais and shellalagh. we scalped, monsieur, the gantlet of its esker and led our naked bodies into the rebozos of its mennonite and siliceous fauna, wallowing in the jasper and the carnelian like archimandrites, teamsters, combers of cassinette scoria, centroids of holothurian chancre, with pizzles of enfiladed indigo panic grass in the saltbush of our vigas, true commodores of the written page, rebuses, monsieur, we were the mygale spiders too and the devonian and debouched pulque that settled on the frizzen studebakers, listening the wolves howling in the desert while we saw the judge rise out of a thicket of corbelled arches, whinstone, cairn, cholla, lemurs, femurs, leantos, moonblanched nacre, uncottered fistulas of groaning osnaburg and kelp, isomers of fluepipe and halms awap of griddle, guisado, pelancillo.
Now, Monsieur we march on to our next piece of literature: Infinite Jest, Monsieur...
>>8159557
laugh at my spooked property.
>>8159595
this doobie honess femme
>>8159557
No one will ever believe me if I tell them this happened and that scares me
>>8159557
If you told me that was a promo photo for a gay leather porno, I'd believe you. I'm not about to take advice from him about being a big manly man.
>>8159591
Wtf I hate dfw now
>>8159557
I stab him.
Deliver a clean blow to his head with my hardcover copy of the Complete Poetry and Prose of John Milton and flee before he knows what's happened.
>>8159557
say 'hey, you're a big guy'
>>8159557
>Nice patches, fag.
And then return to whatever I was doing before.
I'm reading Mishima, the manliest man's man of all time.
>>8159557
Thrust it back. I don't need mister compensator giving me reading reccomedations.
>>8160120
>manliest man
>kills himself after his being mocked during his big speech
and the cunt couldn't even do that right. needed someone to finish him off.
>>8159591
Well meme'd
>>8160129
>also gay and had a private army harem of twink soldier boys following him around
Maybe homosexuality isn't a impediment to masculinity after all?
>>8160138
Or maybe the modern definition of masculinity has entirely lost its meaning.
>>8159583
If he's gay how can he know The Way of Men? He only knows the way of fags.
>>8159557
>futhark on his jacket spells OATTH
What did he mean by this?
>>8160129
The coup attempt was an elaborate set up for his suicide
Mishima was fascinated with meeting such a death, committing seppuku (which is supposed to include having someone behead you btw)
Read Confessions of a Mask
>>8159591
slow claps
steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>8159557
Join his gang and do manly things (like suck dicks)
>>8159557
Laugh hysterically, get beat up.
>>8159557
Give him a copy of Sun and Steel, suck his cock (no homo) then call him a faggot
>>8159557
Reminder that he originally wrote polemics against femininity in the gay community, and is now overcompensating.
>first run into him and the manosphere in early 2010
>Donovan didn't seem to do that much in comparison, everyone else was fixated on why hypergamy will kill us all
>see it progressively leak into the mainstream, get subsumed into the alt-right; it's both dead and much stronger now
>now see Donovan pop up a lot
I feel like I went to school with a future dictator or something.
>>8159557
This faggot is clearly compensating for getting his ass sodomized.
>>8159557
Never read any of his stuff but listen to his podcast. For some reason I enjoy it despite being against his white-nationalist shit.
I tell him that I don't read books written by genetic dead ends.
I once got it in with a pretty hot redhead who was suddenly into me when I recognized a reference she made to The Way of Men so I'd probably just thank him in an understated manner and walk away.
>>8162118
it means *this patch enhance my masculinity because vikings etc i can't read runes tho lol*
>>8159557
Ask him what his problem is and tell him I'll read whatever book I fucking please.
Golly, you guys really are pussies huh?
I'd tell him that book is fucking terrible, call him a faggot, and then turn 1,894 degrees and moonwalk away.
I'd probably smirk and tell him thanks for the free book.
