has a book ever given you a boner.
>those books
What a waste. What a shame. Pity.
>>8155959
Lolita
The saoilor who fell from grace with the sea
Story of the eye
Also:
>8% battery life
kys
>>8155959
i tend to get a boner while reading, even if i'm reading something that's not exciting or even really that interesting.
>>8155959
I used to jack off thinking about Hermione
>>8155974
>Lolita
I was so disgusted with myself for getting raging boners throughout that book... and then I realised that was the point
>>8155983
Me too. I wonder why
>>8156028
It's your mind rewarding you for feeding it.
>>8155988
Did not get a single boner. Read ASOIAF if you really want boners.
no but your gf's texts do
I mean, Proust has got some surprise lesbian sex so yes.
I also like the part where he cums in his pants from wrestling with Gilberte, that's cool.
>>8156033
This is the dumbest response I've ever seen on this board
>>8155959
>Hurr durr look at me I read!!
>>8156091
you're on /lit/
>>8156091
>look at me I read better books than you and your opinions are shit and you misinterpreted Nietzsche.
>>8156091
/lit/ in a nutshell.
On so many levels...
>>8156104
>Hurr durr I'm anon and have a cock up my flaming homosexual ass
all the fucking time. reading The Trial right now and Leni's scene gave me one
>>8156124
/lit/ is an anonymous message board tho.. it's hardly an ego trip for most of the posters here
Hartshorne's book on algebraic geometry got me hard for mathematical equations. You do something long enough it starts to sexually arouse you, like if you watch MLP you will eventually jack off to cartoon horse porn. The cover in pic got me hard. Lolita got me hard thinking about the forbidden fruit of young girls. I can't remember other books but it's usually when it's something scandalous that gets me going, like underage girls with older men or women.
>>8155959
>Those teeny bopper series on the shelf
11
Boner, by John Williamsactually, boner is the name of the main character
>>8156133
>/lit/ is an anonymous message board tho.. it's hardly an ego trip for most of the posters here
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>8155988
It isn't even explicit.
>>8156135
>actually enjoyed reading Hartshorne
masochist detected
>>8155983
>>8156028
It's because your body is relaxed.
Most people are generally motionless when they read, so your body relaxes your muscles to save energy. An erection is the result of the normally contracted blood vessels in the penis relaxing and allowing the vascular tissue to swell. This is the main reason why you get morning wood when you sleep.
I won't lie I got hard at some of the implied sexual moments in Carpenter's Gothic
>>8155959
Bataille's Story of the Eye
American Psycho,
i've jerked off to that rat-scene so many times
In Praise of Older Women
>>8155959
One-Hundred Years of Solitude
V. gave me a bunch of weird boners
>>8156034
what the fuck is ASOIAF
>>8155959
>8k likes
>Whole book collection fits within genre that appeals to stupid women who would get their book recommendations from social media
>dat outfit and conservative yet cute dress
>those highly topical hashtags
Girl is pretty smart, probably making some good money, and almost certainly created this personality with a marketing mind. Mirin'
>>8155959
Shogun by James Clavell
>>8156546
Nice ahegao
>>8156554
Haven't read V. but Gravity's Rainbow did the same to me
>>8155988
Lolita is the king of boner givers
>>8156651
She's dressed as Belle from Disney's Beauty and the Beast.
>>8156688
She could have dressed like Ariel or Elsa. Just saying.
>>8156691
But neither of those characters are known for being into books. Well, Elsa might be. I've never watched Frozen.
has a book ever made you involuntarily unsheath a length of skin-clad tube while staggering around vigorously ransacking your dignity until finally you release several arcs of liquid silk from the fleshy nossle of your fork
>>8156464
I was just about to post this.
>>8156716
ur mum released so many arcs from my reactor last night i thought i was iron man m8
>>8155998
>She's cute though
not Asian enough.
>>8156726
i didn't know she was an engineer. is the reactor working now?
>>8155998
>She's cute though, who cares? She looks like she's into baking cupcakes and troubling fantasies.
This guy gets it.
If she can cook well she can read all the YA she wants. I don't care.
>>8156279
language doesn't have to be explicit to get you aroused.
Maybe if you watched less porn and actually talked to real women for once, you could appreciate the more subtle erotic literature
you basement dwelling shit.
>>8156735
arc levels are severely depleted.
reactor is offline right now.
>>8156742
>getting this angry over boners
>>8156698
>I've never watched Frozen.
consider yourself lucky.
>>8156742
Maybe you should see that you are sperging out even more than he is right now. Calm down maybe?
>>8156752
you haven't actually watched frozen have you.
>>8155959
1984 when I was 13
>>8155959
You know that scene in the end of Stephen King's It, where all 6 of the twelve year old boys take turns having sex on a 12 year old girl?
Without giving away the ending of it, Yes. I got an erectione from a book.
>>8155959
reading's for nerds
>>8156761
so is 4chan
House of Leaves even though any part of the book referencing sex seemed to also be one of the book's flat-out worst parts
>>8156746
really? that's sad. maybe i can ask her about how to turn a reactor back on, since she's an engineer and all
>>8155959
Are you kidding? Good sex stories are way better than porn. In porn you get what they direct at you, while reading you can imagine the gaps, which makes it more personal kind of experience. I've never fapped while reading a book but I unintentionally ejaculated a few times.
>>8156762
Max level Irony
>>8156766
>I unintentionally ejaculated a few times
I need to start reading more
>>8155998
>women are allowed to be mediocre because they're cute and smell nice
>>8155959
If I'm really deep into a book, I'll get a raging hard on after reading for a hour or so. even if it is isn't remotely sexy. I don't know why.
>>8155974
>>8155988
>>8155959
Yes, the World as Will did.
>>8156135
>>8155959
Only audiobooks. Jim Butcher puts some straight up smut in some of those, and i'm gay for James Marsters voice.
I got hard, I think in the 2nd chapter, while reading Justine.
Somehow the S&M really translated because it went from ironic, horrible violence to truly tender love and the juxtaposition of the pain, which I replaced with emotional pain, with the pleasure enhanced the pleasure even more, in contrast.
That thought alone made me go BOING!
This picture could easily give me a boner if not for the trash behind her.
>>8156805
How do you know she's mediocre? She might have some amazing skill or talent other than reading meme books and 2deep4me philosophy tracts from 400 years ago. In any case, I'm not interested in deep throating her book collection.
Burrough's Queer.
>>8156133
>hardly an ego trip
>hardly an ego trip
>hardly an ego trip
>>8156568
A song of ice and fire
I don't know which Stephen King book, but in one of them, the kids fucked in the ass by a library guy. That was one of my first go to moments for boners and fingering my ass
>>the part of Children of Dune where Leto has a sandtrout on his dick.
>>8156681
I'd give that title to Ada, actually.
>>8155959
Sherman Alexie pls stay
>>8155959
yes
>>8155983
the t.v. show Lost used to give me a boner
>>8155974
>The saoilor who fell from grace with the sea
>tfw I kept imagining a Japanese porn sequence when he described the sex scene between the mom and the sailor
>>8155959
Yea, the Bible kind of did. Noah's daughters were pretty wild.
Not to mention many other books.
Quiet Days in Clichy
Doctorow's 'book of daniel'
Any Houellebecq book
>>8157692
I know which story you're talking about. It's the one with a monster who has a weakness to licorice or something. He doesn't return a library book and gets raped for it. My memory of this is incredibly hazy.
Yes.
I've masturbated while reading multiple times.
I forgot to mention Mouchette. Great novel.
>>8158029
>he gets a boner from the bible
I'd say hats off to you, but it sounds like you're getting something else off.
>>8155959
Phenomenology of Spirit
>>8160611
iirc sapkowski in narrenturm described a bible whose illustrations were intentionally made to be used as pornography while being seemingly innocent
Those silver collar things in the wheel of time make my dick diamonds.
>>8157376
Oh, you mean Game of Thrones. Common mistake.
>>8155959
i couldnt read Naked Lunch in public due to constant boners.
>>8155959
Burroughs' Naked Lunch
Boner through the entire thing.
I think it did. It is one of the best german novels out there and I attribute it to the authors ability to paint the scenes so accurately. I had a very precise picture of the female in question and the fact that the hero sniffed her scented lady parts was quite erotic.
>>8155959
The Cement Garden by Ian McEwan. For content to boners ratio, this is the one that always comes to mind.
>>8160963
Awkward incest boners. I remember them well. Left me pretty fucked up for a while.
