ITT: Post profound quotes. The only rule is that they can't be from literary figures or anyone aiming for profundity.
One of my faves.
>>8148404
>>8148405
Most science guys have at one point in their life uttered those exact sentences .
>>8148676
They're too busy muttering equations and other stupid shit.
>>8148405
> My gott, you know, it ish sho *sniff* shad that he shtopped there *tug*. We alsho have unknown knownsh and sho on *wipes forehead*. Are we aware that it ish ideology at its puresht and sho on? *sniff*
Sorry, it's part of me now.
>>8148765
Kek, 10/10 impersonations.
"It's good to sometimes slow it down"
- Panda Bear
"The Right Wing is just full of angry fucking virgins...who think pegging is pathetic - in fact, pegging is lovely, the right wing is not." - Michael Arnold
>>8148405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w5JqQLqqTc
"You got the right ta-ta but the wrong ho-ho."
>>8148765
>not even using it remotely correctly
come back when your internal philosophical discussions are more than a jumble of buzzwords
>>8149934
What are you talking about and sho on and sho on?
>>8150383
Actually the full thing is better:
Göring: Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece? Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship.
Gilbert: There is one difference. In a democracy, the people have some say in the matter through their elected representatives, and in the United States only Congress can declare wars.
Göring: Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.
>>8148404
I kept telling everyone about this huge tower that was 1000 feet high and 1000 years old and I was pointing to it. Also I talked about a tropical beach and a harbour. At one point I had a long discussion with a girl about special ways to hold your hands to prevent yourself from being harmed from psychic attacks. These details I gathered from witnesses.
some stoner kid on erowid.
