>tfw no Lovecraftian gf
>>8141395
do you love providence, ri because you love him?
>Tfw no average looking gf
>>8141395
>tfw you will never have a lovecraftian bf
>you will never have your boyhole and soul molested deeply and tenderly by his beastly tentacles
>>8141395
>you will never role-play as a lesser elder-god with your qt Lovecraftian gf
>tfw qt bf isn't lovecraftian at all
>>8141395
>tfw no cute anime Nyarlathotep girl in your life
Why even live... ;_;