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>author is ugly
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>William Vollmann

I really like You Bright and Risen Angels but jesus christ if Vollmann isn't the goofiest hick looking motherfucker.
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>>8138302
somewhere out there Pynchon sheds a tear and doesn't know why
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Who is James Joyce? Who is Virgina Woolf?
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>>8138334
those certainly weren't ugly
if you want an ugly author it's, i dunno, balzac
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I will never read The Tunnel on the basis of how much of a fuck ugly ballsack Gass is.
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>>8138361
>woolf wasn't ugly
ok bruh
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>>8138334
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>>8138302

Name a beautiful author that is actually good.
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>>8138462
Ezra Pound
Hart Crane
William Gaddis
Samuel Beckett
John Hawkes
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>>8138462
Melville.
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>>8138371
Look at the picture of her when she was twenty on Wikipedia. She was cute.
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>>8138371
>implying anyone here would have a chance with a woman half as attractive as that
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>>8138371
She had a Zadie Smith-esque English grace to her facial expression.
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>>8138485
Pretty sure that was a trick of the angle.
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>>8138472

Hawkes and Beckett don't count as beautiful.
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>>8138462
Me but I'm too obscure for anyone here.
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>>8138569
>implying
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>>8138302
Iktf, recently started reading moz's autobio
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I think pynchon's cute
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>>8138604
Holy shit be still my heart.
>>8138472
Ezra Pound was a hottie too. While we're on the subject I think Chuck Pahlaniuk is hot too, but not hot enough for me to check and see if I spelled his name wrong.

What a deep meaningful discussion we're having here.
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>>8138800
>What a deep meaningful discussion we're having here.
Kys.
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>>8138306
Yeah I love Vollmann but he is... Not pretty.
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>>8138803
You first, faggot.
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>>8138813
Nah. You're the cunt who spergs idiocy like that to your four group of 19 year old friends. Haha we're so silly! I love us.
You and your kind are a disease.
We don't need to have deep and meaningful discussions. We are all aware of what we're talking about. You're the faggot who has to ruin it.
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>>8138803

Kies?
Kiss?
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>>8138462
fitzgerald
rimbaud
tolstoy
mishima
wittgenstein

authors, especially poets, are beautiful more often than they are not
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>>8138824
"kys" short for "kill yourself" because >>8138822
wants to make sure everyone knows he's the coolest edgiest guy on the block.
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>>8138302
gassinachair.png
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>it's a millenial thread where everyone posts about the attractiveness of authors like this is a beiber forum

bravo for managing to be worse than bookshelf attention whoring/haul threads though, I mean I guess that took some effort
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>>8138825
>rimbaud
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>>8138302
>Author is.
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>>8138302
>OP is a bigger faggot than usual
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>deedeleeedededeledededeleduhdunuh
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lmao
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>>8138371
I'd destroy myself to get to her and make her love me
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>>8139832

>implying authors exist
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>>8138302
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>>8138371
Fuck the fucking fuck off, she was beautiful.
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>>8140976

Bit of a horse face, lad...
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>>8138361
Balzac wasn't that ugly and was known to have intense eyes.
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>>8139742
DELET.
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>>8140985
It's called the English condition
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Out of the way, lads!
Ridiculously handsome knight of faith coming through
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>>8141295
the best
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>>8141295
>>8141316
>literal hunchback
>handsome
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>>8139928
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>>8138371
she looks like oscar wilde lmao
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>>8139819
>author
>implying
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>>8138302
>ugly
>fat

Literally the reason I haven't ever read and never will read his stuff.
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>>8142330
He looks like a man I could trust.
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>Author isn't grizzled and rugged
>His books suck
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>>8142330
his throat is just repulsive
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>>8140976

She got a big old melon head!
Big old tater head!
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>>8142330

I'll never read him because his last name is Gass and that bloated disgusting gut combined with that last name just makes me think of a pretentious windbag blowing out diseased farts which he then greedily sniffs.
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>>8138462
Guy de Maupassant
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