>>8137857
AND THIS KIDS IS A CLASSIC EXAMPLE OF TELEPHONE POETRY.

BenFolds is the only one I can unanonymously quote:
Here I Sit
Broken Hearted
Came to Shit
And Only Farted

trillingly off the hamlet

>>8137857

my attempt to translate a bathroom lymeric which i saw a while ago... had to botch the rhyme a bit

a general lived in italia
who twisted his aides' genitalia
and if those had none
so it couldn't be done
then he gave them bouquets of azalea

They paint these walls to silence my pen,
but the shithouse poet strikes again!

Pego o papel higiênico
Passo a lixa na bunda
Aperto o botão da descarga
A merda roda, mas não afunda

>>8137857

Here I sit, same as ever
Took a dump, pulled the lever
The toilet clogged, the water flowed
Look out world! it's a motherload!

Here upon the throne I squat
How I love to use the pot
Yes, I enjoy evacuation
Since it fills me with elation
And often times, I have grown harder
From my colorectal ardor
When my sphincter starts to grow
It starts to inflate just so
By the time I push it out
I can say without a doubt
That I'm about to make that goop
That accompanies my every poop
Yes, when I go off to the toilet
It's safe to say that I will soil it
Since when I clench my buttocks tight
My privates start to feel just right
What can I say? I simply must
Allow my penis to combust
All over that brown lady's face
Her simple charm, her effortless grace
From within the bowl, she cries, with glee!
"Please, sir, spray your seed on me!"
And why not leave her with that gift?
After all, she's just a shit.