I don't need you to tell me how fucking good Pynchon is, okay? I'm the one who buys him. I know how good it is.

he single-handedly ruined the novel

did he have you howling at the moon at the image of a man going down a toilet?

>>8125674
Go to bed, Quentin

>>8125699
to your mom's bed

>>8125674
You're a redditor.

>>8125674

When Bonnie goes to the store, Bonnie buys shit.

*Dumps out a garbage bag of John Green novels*

Remind me of this mans name.

>>8126380
Pinching

>>8126380

Ping Chong.

>>8126380
Don DeLillo

Pynchons my fav writer for sure because my fav thing in books is goofs, gags, jokes and rambunctious behavior, and his books are full to the brim of it. Every novel is like one of those novelty snake cans, you open the book & POP you get a face fulla snakes and you fall back cackling. The mad mind, the crack genius, to do it! and then you think hmmm whats he gonna do next, this trickster, and you pick the book back up and BZZZZZZZZZZ you get a shock and Hahahahahah you've been pranked again by the old pynchmeister, that card. "Did that Pynch?" he says, laughing yukyukyukyuk. Watch him as he shoves a pair of plastic buck teeth right up into his mouth and displays em for you- left, right, center- "you like dese? Do i look handsome???" Pulls out a mirror. "Ah!" Hand to naughty mouth. And you're on your ass again laughing as he snaps his suspenders, exits stage right, and appears again hauling a huge golden gong.

>>8125699
>Quentin/Pynchon
please.

>>8125659

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