Things that let you know a book is actually made of slabs of human shit and not pieces of paper
>Author uses similes
>book is in american 'english'
>>8125357
>dialects are written as they're pronounced instead as the actual words
bonus points if it's ebonics
>Author is english, american or german
>>8125357
>the book cover is a fucking cloud.
>author is a white male
Author isn't trans*
>author is colored
>>8125395
>Author isn't english, american or german
>particularly if author is french
>>8125424
French are hit or miss, authors of norman and nordic stock are alright, the rest are subhuman bog people just like germans, english etc.
>>8125430
Oh, meds such as Houellebecq and Napoleon Bonaparte are cool too.
>>8125430
>alright
>>8125440
myself no speak english satisfactory
>book uses imperial units
>>8125389
>ebonics
>dialect
ebonics is a dialectic category. You're thinking of AACV. read a book for once you pleb, jeez
